r/funny • • Jun 26 '12

My friend caught a wrong number today.

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u/TurkeyboyMan Jun 26 '12

I don't want to sound like a dick, but i know you tool this from Blair Herter's Twitter.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I know you hammer about this. SCREWDRIVER.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

He follows him, that makes them friends.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I read this and all I thought was "I should use the word compadre more often."

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u/TronCorleone Jun 26 '12

No you shouldn't, because you're not part of the cast of Workaholics.

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u/KnifeFed Jun 26 '12

IAmA man AMA

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u/uofmike Jun 26 '12

What does superiority feel like???

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u/subtly_irrelevant Jun 26 '12

What's it like being a decidedly gorgeous man?

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u/Cresent04 Jun 26 '12

Awww man screw you, I swore I thought I was being clever and unqiue about to write just that. Well maybe not unique.. or smart... or maybe I'm just not smart enough to write it first... I'm just not smart at all I guess.....I HATE YOU DAD.

Oh, sorry about that last bit. Remove that.

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u/stillnotking Jun 26 '12

Well, that certainly had the potential to be funny.

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u/RonBurgundy35 Jun 26 '12

I like that he used the word compadre

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u/cedurr Jun 26 '12

what part of this was the funny part :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

"aww, I'm sure you're a beautiful Man Lady hybrid!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

The best kind of hybrid

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u/doyouunderstandlife Jun 26 '12

All you sexy hermaphrodite lady-man-ladies, your sexy lady bits and your sexy man bits, too. Even you must be into youuu

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u/LastRedCoat Jun 26 '12

He's from the deep south, you got to put it in terms he can really understand.

I. Am. A Man.... Of Constant Sorrow!!!!

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u/TrentRader Jun 26 '12

IN COSTANT SORROW!!!!

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u/pavanky Jun 26 '12 edited Jun 26 '12

why do all the wrong numbers, auto corrects funny sms's and other such karma generating phenomena only happen to i-phone users ?

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u/Iloldalot Jun 26 '12

Because it comes from a website that makes fake text message boards

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u/goBerzerk Jun 26 '12

Does anyone else dislike it when people put spaces between a word and the punctuation? I almost feel like this stripper did it on purpose...

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u/lemmegetone Jun 26 '12

Nobody is actually buying this right?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

that was really bad..