r/funny • u/GaintheELO • Dec 05 '17
R3: Repost - removed Baby refuses to be cooked as a part of religious feast
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u/rzn972 Dec 05 '17
spent 9 months marinating in liquid, finally released, and surprise, doesnt want to go back in.
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u/vetelmo Dec 05 '17
You have to have water boiling first. It eliminates the possibility of grabbing the side/top of the pot.
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u/10388391871 Dec 05 '17
No, if you start with lukewarm water and slowly heat it, they don't feel the heat so they just allow themselves to be cooked.
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u/EnormousChord Dec 05 '17
Christopher Hitchens reincarnated as this little baby and fully aware that he's about to be dunked.
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u/gemazy95 Dec 05 '17
I guess because confusion is what scares me. And often actually babies take a moment of confusion before they start to wail. I don't mind I people down vote me, if I'm making all the wrong assumptions it's right to correct me. But I still believe this is a completely unnecessary amount of force to be applied to a baby when you could just sprinkle some water over their head. But also religious freedom is a very good point and should be taken into account. In the world today where we are free to make our own choices, is it even ethical to be baptising a child into a faith it cannot choose for itself?
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u/pizzakickball Dec 05 '17 edited Dec 05 '17
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u/Wind_Freak Dec 05 '17
Anyone else notice the baby with the full 1 ft long hair?
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u/survivingLettuce Dec 05 '17
where's the money Lebowski!