r/fatsquirrelhate • • Aug 05 '23

Modpost Warning regarding use of extreme language / death threats

87 Upvotes

Hello all. I just want to remind everyone that while we do get riled up and angerly say very bad things to fat squirrels, you need to use caution and restraint on what you say. Reddit uses monitoring tools and automatically flags death threats and other extreme forms of language. This is not anything us subreddit moderators have any control over, Reddit has bots that go around reading all your posts and comments, and flagging potentially dangerous ones.

The bots don't understand you are threatening a squirrel, not a human, and they can't tell if you are serious or not. These comments could get you banned from Reddit entirely, so I'm hoping this warning helps prevents that.

Be sure to familiarize yourself with the Reddit Content Policy: https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy

Remember the human. Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for attacking marginalized or vulnerable groups of people. Everyone has a right to use Reddit free of harassment, bullying, and threats of violence. Communities and users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.

The nature of this subreddit tends to fly in the face of this rule, as some people take the theme of the subreddit too far. Remember to hate the squirrels, not each other, and try to hate them without wishing death or other serious harm. If things get out of hand, Reddit can ban the subreddit entirely, which is likely what all the fat squirrels want.

Here is an example of a recent submission that was removed by the admins: https://i.imgur.com/6WmGTyS.png

Be safe out there, and may your birdfeeders forever remain unviolated by tree rats.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • Jun 01 '25

Commonly reposted fat squirrels - Please avoid reposting these ones again!

76 Upvotes

Here are a bunch of the fat squirrels that seem to get posted here over and over again. Please try and find other fat squirrels, there are tons of them out there devouring everything, they shouldn't be hard to catch in the act.

Most of these have gone viral at one point or another here on Reddit and other social medias, so in general if you are encountering something that was heavily upvoted/liked, it probably was shared here already, so check this thread and the other recent submissions to see if someone beat you to the punch.

I'll post more later.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 11h ago

Sisyphus' Downfall my mom sent me this while i was at school today. i almost threw up in the middle of the lecture.

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101 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 16h ago

HUGE GREEDY JERK

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184 Upvotes

I saw this guy helping himself to the bird seed in a hardware store completing ignoring the price tag!!!


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 2m ago

Disturbing unacceptable chunkabaloogy

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• Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 11h ago

hideous

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26 Upvotes

absolutely disgusting creature thinks he can cleanse himself of his many earthly sins


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 20h ago

Fatty McFatFace Caught in the act

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85 Upvotes

I heard some tapping to see Quasimodo gorging himself and giving me the stink-eye before heaving his fat self over the fence. The planter is anchored to the fence and has been deformed with his weight. This is why I can't have nice things.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 20h ago

Fat greedy thief taunting my poor cat

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62 Upvotes

This fat big backed chungus mother fucker stole a tomato from my garden and then proceeded to eat it without a care in the world in front of my cat. The audacity!!!


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Love Story from the hot forest

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680 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

greedy bastard!

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40 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Be careful where you step near Grainger: This man is a self-centered attention hog with no regard for human decency.

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22 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Halloween Hate

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136 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Now they’re on stamps to honor them for being obese rodents, makes me physically ill

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327 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

HERETIC STEALS PRAYER FLAGS!!(via Threads)

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22 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Fatty McFatFace disgusting fat greasy animal tries to break into my house TWICE

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74 Upvotes

i feel violated. i cant even walk around my home without fearing for my life.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

That pumpkin is screaming in terror.

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19 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Gluttonous Bastard Fat Squirrel named Moe always coming looking for food just big and greedy

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155 Upvotes

this absolute unit of a squirrel always comes looking for nuts because shes a fat fucking greedy animal. not a day goes by where she doesnt come clambering up to our backyard begging for food like the fatass she is. surprised she doesnt break the porch everytime she steps on it because of her behemoth weight.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Oompa Loompa lookin MF Fat seizure

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35 Upvotes

he eated a nut and seized


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

King Lardass Fatso smells like peanut cotton candy. She is consuming my whole peanut harvest.

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17 Upvotes

Btw, Queen Lardass not King Lardass.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

"Dont worry, I won't hurt you..."

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40 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Wide Load Woodland Weenie Huge

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19 Upvotes

This dudes been digging up my garlic i planted and eating my grapes fresh off the vine like a greedy fat fatty


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

40 Putrid Creatures

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6 Upvotes

That is NOT adorable, that reeks. Of course they had to use fake nuts because the fat things kept eating them


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Ball Shaped Bastard damn this childhood obesity epidemic. of course the squirrels are corrupted too smh.

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15 Upvotes

bastard tried to eat my finger but couldn't even bite down right


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 2d ago

First they take our foodstuffs, then they take our money

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83 Upvotes

I was just trying to relax and enjoy my scratchie

Got excited when I got two coins; I was ready to win 50 bucks...

Then I got cockblocked by this furry fucker


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 2d ago

Gluttonous Bastard Collection of fatsos I've seen recently

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175 Upvotes

I'm actually disgusted. The first one was hiding behind a branch acting like I couldn't see his morbidly obese rotund ass. Second one thinks he's a fucking caramel apple on a stick. Third one somehow snuck into the birdfeeder on the window and ate every last bit. The others, well... Just more gluttonous greedy lardballs.