r/fatsquirrelhate • u/TheSassyVoss • 11h ago
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Froggypwns • Aug 05 '23
Modpost Warning regarding use of extreme language / death threats
Hello all. I just want to remind everyone that while we do get riled up and angerly say very bad things to fat squirrels, you need to use caution and restraint on what you say. Reddit uses monitoring tools and automatically flags death threats and other extreme forms of language. This is not anything us subreddit moderators have any control over, Reddit has bots that go around reading all your posts and comments, and flagging potentially dangerous ones.
The bots don't understand you are threatening a squirrel, not a human, and they can't tell if you are serious or not. These comments could get you banned from Reddit entirely, so I'm hoping this warning helps prevents that.
Be sure to familiarize yourself with the Reddit Content Policy: https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy
Remember the human. Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for attacking marginalized or vulnerable groups of people. Everyone has a right to use Reddit free of harassment, bullying, and threats of violence. Communities and users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.
The nature of this subreddit tends to fly in the face of this rule, as some people take the theme of the subreddit too far. Remember to hate the squirrels, not each other, and try to hate them without wishing death or other serious harm. If things get out of hand, Reddit can ban the subreddit entirely, which is likely what all the fat squirrels want.
Here is an example of a recent submission that was removed by the admins: https://i.imgur.com/6WmGTyS.png
Be safe out there, and may your birdfeeders forever remain unviolated by tree rats.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Froggypwns • Jun 01 '25
Commonly reposted fat squirrels - Please avoid reposting these ones again!
Here are a bunch of the fat squirrels that seem to get posted here over and over again. Please try and find other fat squirrels, there are tons of them out there devouring everything, they shouldn't be hard to catch in the act.
Most of these have gone viral at one point or another here on Reddit and other social medias, so in general if you are encountering something that was heavily upvoted/liked, it probably was shared here already, so check this thread and the other recent submissions to see if someone beat you to the punch.





I'll post more later.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/oopodoopee • 16h ago
HUGE GREEDY JERK
I saw this guy helping himself to the bird seed in a hardware store completing ignoring the price tag!!!
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/kittenpaws2580 • 11h ago
hideous
absolutely disgusting creature thinks he can cleanse himself of his many earthly sins
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/UnstableImbecile • 20h ago
Fatty McFatFace Caught in the act
I heard some tapping to see Quasimodo gorging himself and giving me the stink-eye before heaving his fat self over the fence. The planter is anchored to the fence and has been deformed with his weight. This is why I can't have nice things.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/No-Resolution2675 • 20h ago
Fat greedy thief taunting my poor cat
This fat big backed chungus mother fucker stole a tomato from my garden and then proceeded to eat it without a care in the world in front of my cat. The audacity!!!
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Aliveguy2021 • 1d ago
Be careful where you step near Grainger: This man is a self-centered attention hog with no regard for human decency.
Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/CoraBittering • 1d ago
Halloween Hate
Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/AwesumPawsome • 1d ago
Now they’re on stamps to honor them for being obese rodents, makes me physically ill
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Minqui • 1d ago
HERETIC STEALS PRAYER FLAGS!!(via Threads)
Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/blehhhhhhhhhhh7 • 1d ago
Fatty McFatFace disgusting fat greasy animal tries to break into my house TWICE
i feel violated. i cant even walk around my home without fearing for my life.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Sed59 • 1d ago
That pumpkin is screaming in terror.
Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/FutureWeather8225 • 1d ago
Gluttonous Bastard Fat Squirrel named Moe always coming looking for food just big and greedy
this absolute unit of a squirrel always comes looking for nuts because shes a fat fucking greedy animal. not a day goes by where she doesnt come clambering up to our backyard begging for food like the fatass she is. surprised she doesnt break the porch everytime she steps on it because of her behemoth weight.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Rude-Potato-3122 • 1d ago
Oompa Loompa lookin MF Fat seizure
he eated a nut and seized
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/MoistSalad6369 • 1d ago
King Lardass Fatso smells like peanut cotton candy. She is consuming my whole peanut harvest.
Btw, Queen Lardass not King Lardass.
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/axthousandxhours • 1d ago
"Dont worry, I won't hurt you..."
Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Brave-Ad7083 • 1d ago
Wide Load Woodland Weenie Huge
This dudes been digging up my garlic i planted and eating my grapes fresh off the vine like a greedy fat fatty
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Beatrice-Bonez • 1d ago
40 Putrid Creatures
That is NOT adorable, that reeks. Of course they had to use fake nuts because the fat things kept eating them
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/tacticsf00kboi • 1d ago
Ball Shaped Bastard damn this childhood obesity epidemic. of course the squirrels are corrupted too smh.
bastard tried to eat my finger but couldn't even bite down right
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/FrankieRutabaga • 2d ago
First they take our foodstuffs, then they take our money
I was just trying to relax and enjoy my scratchie
Got excited when I got two coins; I was ready to win 50 bucks...
Then I got cockblocked by this furry fucker
r/fatsquirrelhate • u/StudioDesperate6490 • 2d ago
Gluttonous Bastard Collection of fatsos I've seen recently
I'm actually disgusted. The first one was hiding behind a branch acting like I couldn't see his morbidly obese rotund ass. Second one thinks he's a fucking caramel apple on a stick. Third one somehow snuck into the birdfeeder on the window and ate every last bit. The others, well... Just more gluttonous greedy lardballs.