r/circlejerk • • Jun 25 '12

╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Upvote this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no ban ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ╚══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╝

1.2k Upvotes

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u/Keyburrito Jun 25 '12

le text is not centered maby if you used a PC like everyone else this wouldent hav happend

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

le PC? le dolan pls, my linux machine runs it perfectly... Maybe try deleting your system [32]?

EDIT: DELETING SYSTEM 32 DESTROYS UR PC, UPVOTES IF AMIRITE?

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u/herpalicious Jun 25 '12

Anyone who uses a mac is literally a EA game playing skydaddy theist hipster fat american idiot.

~sent from my tablet PC in sweden.

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u/sidobagga Jun 25 '12

lol macfag amirite?

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u/KaoseT Jun 25 '12

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

..._...|..____________________, ,

....../ `---___________----_____|] = = = = = D

...../==o;;;;;;;;______.:/

.....), ---.(_(__) /

....// (..) ), ----"

...//___//

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WE TRUE HOMIES WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

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u/300AccountsPerDay Jun 25 '12

I came here to say this.

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u/CinLordOfGwynders Jun 25 '12

CTRL+F "IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

......|..___________________, ,

....../ `---________----__|] = = = = = D

...../==o;;;;;;;;______.:/

.....), ---.((_) /

....// (..) ), ----"

...//___//

..//___//

.//___//

WE TRUE HOMIES WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 13 your A TRUE HOMIE"

FAITH IN HUMANITY = RESTORED

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u/Kelphatron9000 Jun 25 '12

I'LL BET 99% OF YOU WON'T REPOST THIS.

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u/wastingmylife5evr Jun 26 '12

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U! ......|.._________, , ....../ `---____----|] = = = = = D ...../==o;;;;;;;;.:/ .....), ---.(() / ....// (..) ), ----" ...//// ..//// .//// WE TRUE HOMIES WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

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u/Psirocking Jun 26 '12

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

......|..___________________, ,

....../ `---________----__|] = = = = = D

...../==o;;;;;;;;______.:/

.....), ---.((_) /

....// (..) ), ----"

...//___//

..//___//

.//___//

WE TRUE HOMIES WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER send this GUN TO everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

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u/mynameisbrave Jun 25 '12

╔═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╗

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong neckbeard ~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no ban ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

It's....BEAUTIFUL. TAKE ALL MY APBOATS GOOD SIR!!!

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u/vegetabled Jun 25 '12

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~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ you are a averagely attractive strong ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ middle-aged white man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no ban ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╝

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Since there are 100+ replies to this thread, Here is my totally irrelevant rage comic that I used to get the Mods to lift my ban:

http://i.imgur.com/Tm8J7.jpg

This is me shamelessly adding it on to the top comment for maximum karma. In order to make my post more relevant I will comment by mentioning 'repost' 'neckbeard' and 'ban'.

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u/Kelphatron9000 Jun 25 '12

I was banned, but the great Ron "Shitty_Watercolour" Paul decided to grace me with his mercy.

Edit: AMA

Edit2: grammar

Edit3: spelling

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u/ReverendJohnson Jun 25 '12

I once was banned, but now I see!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 26 '12

Lol what a gentleleleleleman for unbanning us he must be from the Ninetails too lol get it like the 90s and pokemon nobody else remembers The first 252 though like me 1999 represent bitches but dont tell my mom she would ground me she wont let me have anything cool

\POSTED FROM AN iPhone 4S//

its been 5 minutes and no uppoints whats wrong with reddit today? :tidE

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u/UpThere Jun 25 '12

Just got back from a two-day long ban, so just posting here to make up for some lost karma.

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u/HippyScum Jun 26 '12

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~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a hippy scumbag ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who should be banned ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

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u/HarrisTelemacher Jun 25 '12

Hey guys, let's start a donation fund for this user!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

JUST GOT UNBANNED TODAY WOOOOO. SOMEONE GIVE ME A RIDE ON THAT KARMA TRAIN

CIRC LE JERK

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

GOOD GUY GUY GUY: BANS PEOPLE THEN UNBANS THEM.