r/cats • u/dutchboyto • Sep 11 '26
r/cats • u/Invictus_Redzone • Jun 25 '26
Humor I was making pizza and she just happened to exist in my vicinity
She does not even care at all
And for those of you who are concerned about the salmonella stuff in raw flour and all that:
Don't worry, I wiped it off of her shortly after taking the photo a few months back. She is completely fine and healthy, eating mice, getting treats, being grumpy and smacking her brother for no reason as usual 😄
r/cats • u/hexb1tch • Sep 01 '26
Humor there can be no unsupervised broccoli in this house
the second she knows there’s broccoli in the house, she starts plotting. there is no limit to what she will do to get her grubby little paws all over it. she’s relentless.
we’ll unpack the groceries and can have steak, sausages, chicken, cheese etc. laying all on the counter, but you can guarantee she’ll be ripping into the damn broccoli…
does anyone else have an idiot with a totally random food obsession?
r/cats • u/-JustAGirl99 • Jul 24 '26
Humor Name your cats favourite human food!!
Bagel’s favorites include: Cheetos, Pringles (only ready salted) & Wheat Thins. He is also a huge cheese enthusiast.
He once at a pimple patch :)
Humor Can someone edit her in funny situations?
I hope that's allowed here if not I can delete it and apologize in advance. 😊 her name is Lilith! Is one of my coworkers cute lil cat, I helped him take care of her for a few days and she kept getting into this drawer 🤣 and I guess I took the Pic in the perfect moment, I thought it would be funny if anyone could do edits of her 🤣Just wanted to share! Love this sub ☺️🩵😊
EDIT
I kindly ask the Mods to please lock this thread. People are being very rude and extremely nasty on direct messages to me accusing me of glorifying AI and everything like that. I posted a funny picture of a cute cat, to make people smile and make a fun request, I never asked no one to especially use AI, maybe my mistake was not asking to please not use it, and I definitely would have that on mind if I ever even try and do something similar, but I don't think calling me names and being condescending is the way to go about it.
Thanks to everyone that did a little edit of Lilith and found her cute and just fun to look at. 🩵
r/cats • u/Artistic-Listen7975 • Mar 08 '26
Humor My cat tried to kill himself
This is Toasty.
For the past week Toasty has been hiding, refusing meals, and only licking the moisture out of his wet food. He wouldn't chew anything, and after licking the wet food dry, would go hide and sleep for 23 hours.
I was beside myself. Convinced he had a brokwn tooth, or a fever, or maybe organ failure. Spent so much at the vet for them to tell me nothing is wrong with him, but he is dropping significant weight.
I tried everything guys. Tuna, different flavor of cat food, changed from shreds to pate. Nothing I did made a difference, he was so lethargic and sad and looked broken.
Then it hit me. He likes to drink water out of glasses. Clear, transparent glass. Last week when washing it, I dropped it in the sink and broke it, replaced it with a white ceramic bowl.
Guys, he was refusing to drink water. Like at all. I have 3 dog bowls out, 1 upstairs 2 downstairs, and the cat bowl on the counter. It wasnt a clear glass and he didnt trust it, so he didnt drink it.
This dude literally boycotted all water because it wasnt in his clear glass cup. There are 4 bowls of water, cleaned daily that he refused because he couldn't see through it. Because it wasnt a cup. Because it wasnt glass.
I put a different, completely clear glass cup on the counter and he drank for a solid 5 minutes.
I am absolutely sick. Death over suspicious vessels seems like such a wild take to me.
r/cats • u/Brave_Pattern9087 • Jun 11 '26
Humor Can cats be gay?
I have a male cat. This cat has decided, completely unprovoked, that his life's mission is to lick the privates of every male(animals) in this house. The other male cat? Victim. My male dog? Also a victim. The dog just sits there with a look that says I don't understand what's happening but I've accepted it.
The cat is unbothered. Confident even. Zero shame. He operates with the energy of someone who has fully found himself.
So I'm asking the important questions science refuses to answer: Is my cat gay? Has he been radicalised?
Please advise. This is urgent.
r/cats • u/Thumper256 • Sep 04 '26
Humor A Cat Mom Distribution System?
Sorry about the f*** word - I just copied and paste.
r/cats • u/BelovedGarbage • Jul 17 '26
Humor Garbage has been spraying in our house nonstop for the past month and we didnt know why. Now, there's been a break in the case. 🚨 👮 🚔 🙀
We have a catio that our three cats like to hang out in. Garbage has been acting territorial and spraying, so we thought there must be strange cats around outside making him nervous.
Last night we noticed Garbage on the kitchen window sill (which looks out to the catio) twitching his tail furiously and getting upset. Turns out he's been seeing his siblings out there, not recognizing them at all, then becoming incensed with the evolutionary rage of his ancestors. He's been spraying our whole house top to bottom because he isn't smart enough to realize that the two cats he's known and loved his whole life, when viewed through a pane of glass, are in fact, not intruders.
The verdict: Guilty of being orange 🍊
Eta - he was fixed as a kitten as soon as it was appropriate, for all y'all who are worried. And his vet his involved.
r/cats • u/CAPSGIRL25 • Aug 18 '26
Humor Does anyone have a cat who gave birth to a litter and some of the kittens still nurse?
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So my cat Misha gave birth to 3 beautiful babies September 2nd 2025. For whatever reason 2 of the kittens who will be 1 in less than 2 weeks still "nurse" off of her.
I'm not concerned or worried about anything. I've asked my vet and he said it's just a comfort thing at this point. I was just curious if anyone else has experienced this?
I feel she is Mother of the Year lol
Here's a mini clip of one of her son's, Dexter.
r/cats • u/Physical_Law_1794 • Jun 25 '26
Humor Show me pictures of your cats when they were babies. This is mine ❤️
r/cats • u/Physical_Law_1794 • Jun 22 '26
Humor Show me funny pics of your cats. This is mine who recently turned 4 years old😂
r/cats • u/Professional_Arm794 • Aug 20 '26
Humor NASA discovered a new planet: Purrcury
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r/cats • u/got_milk669 • Apr 21 '26
Humor i can’t leave bread uncovered in my house or my cat literally eats through the bag to eat it
is this normal cat behavior or is mine just a little crazy?
r/cats • u/Confused-Flower4 • Sep 16 '26
Humor Husband Got Duplicate Cats
3 years ago my husband decided that he wanted to get two cats to live outside to catch mice and other pests (we live in the woods). His only request was that we didn’t get cats that looked like our indoor cats because he didn’t want to confuse our kids who were young at the time and he DID NOT WANT ANYMORE INSIDE CATS. I said sure whatever and didn’t really think about it much. A couple of weeks later he texted me and said that someone he went to high school with had found some kittens and was looking for a home for them. He ended up going that evening to get two of them. He got back home with almost exact duplicates of two of our existing cats. It’s safe to say the kittens never made it outside and we now have 6 indoor cats with essentially two sets of twins. 😂 Pictured left to right: Boo (one of the kittens), Squish (one of the kittens), Squash (an elder), and Milo (ex street cat turned chonky loaf). Additional pictures of Boo and Squish because they were cute little terrors.
r/cats • u/MysteriousKiri • Sep 13 '26
Humor What are the funniest ways your cat has slept? I’ll go first…
Mind you, this little guy was a stray about two weeks ago, and was extremely skittish… and now look at him LOL
Our best guess is someone dumped him in a box on our country road, and he made his way to our house. A couple nights after I first fed him (and he kept running away), he came to our house crying late one night when I called for him, and he was sick and lethargic. We live in the middle of nowhere, and our only nearby vet is closed on weekends, so I was up all hours of the night for a good few days on the front porch nursing him back to health - turns out he just had a huge worm load and was extremely famished. I had a syringe with salmon pate blended with warm water in him every few hours, along with pedialyte, and we gave him liquid dewormer that first day he was sick as well. It took him a few days, but he finally perked up and started eating on his own again…
…and now, he just sleeps in our room all day, eats until he has soup belly, has the zoomies, and repeats LOL, this guy sleeps so hard you can rub his belly and jostle him around, and it doesn’t wake him
I’ll be taking him to the vet in a few weeks here for a checkup and to get him neutered, but I guess the cat distribution system is back at it again….
Edit: I did also give him flea treatment once he was better, and just yesterday we gave him liquid dewormer again as per the bottle’s instructions
r/cats • u/mosquitofish1 • Aug 30 '26
Humor Bought a farm inherited a surprise cat
r/cats • u/malwarebat • Jun 18 '26
Humor Do we agree with this or is it a bad idea??
I saw this on Pinterest while I was checking for things I needed when I move out and thought about posting it here :3 do we like it?
r/cats • u/Commercial-Host-725 • Aug 13 '26
Humor The neighborhood menace strikes again, leaving his signature.
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r/cats • u/ghost-xiii • Sep 04 '26
Humor What are your cats' favorite toys, that isn't a toy.
My kitty loves to play with bottle caps and wooden chopsticks. She'll play with the cap like a little hockey puck, batting is around everywhere. And the chopstick play is kind of like string play.
What about your little buddies?
r/cats • u/Hobbit_toes76 • Sep 04 '26
Humor The Dumpster fire has struck again
So our cow cat Picassos has issues. He lost an ear squamous cell carcinoma, he's FIV+ has diabetes, has lost most of his teeth and has skin allergies. Last night he ended up sitting in his own pee in the litter box. So I did what any brave cat mom does and gave him a bath. He decided to leap from my arms as I was attempting to dry him hitting his chin on the oven handle on the way down. He ended up breaking one of his few remaining teeth at the gum. So this morning we took him to the vet. Turns out he also has a grade 2 heart murmur. So the vet doesn't think it's a good idea to sedate him to remove the tooth root. So now we treat with pain management and antibiotics. Please keep a kind thought for him, as he clearly has none of his own.
UPDATE: after 24 hours he is doing great. Hates to take his meds, begging for his soft food and bullying his brother out of his hard food ( always has) causing trouble and being cute. He's even allowed me to scratch his chin. Hopefully that means there is no lingering pain. All we want is to give him a happy and comfortable life for as long as that means. Everyone's support and kind words mean the world to us. Something I didn't mention before was he spent over 500 days in his foster home because he wasn't perfect. So if you are planning to adopt consider the imperfect cat. He may need a little work but the return is worth it.
r/cats • u/perpetualliianxious • Apr 21 '26
Humor Can someone explain where the arms and legs go?
Are they swallowed into an alternate dimension??😭
Edit: holy crap. Thank you for the awards and all your photos and comments 😭 Vivaldi is so happy so many people like him ❤️
r/cats • u/CommissionNext7360 • Jul 14 '26