r/atheism • u/Spideux • Jun 27 '12

Found this, thought r/atheism will appreciate it.

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u/bucketh3ad Jun 27 '12

step step step

The haunting sounds of Jesus Christ climbing your piss stream to deliver a flip kick straight to your ungodly face.

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u/Spideux Jun 27 '12

I hope i never hear that sound when i go for a piss...

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u/dizzyelk Jun 27 '12

Best part of the comic right there

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u/Index_Fossil Jun 27 '12

I fucking lost it right there.

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u/LocalMadman Jun 27 '12

I thought it was impressive how the Nazi keeps pissing even when some angry Jew was running across water at him with a pissed of expression. He must have had to piss REALLY bad.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Downvoted because source isn't credited.

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u/TheActualAWdeV Jun 27 '12

Judging by the style it's made by Ethan Nicolle, but I don't know why or what's it called.

Same guy makes Axe Cop and Bearmageddon too. I almost wrote Bear Cop there which would probably be just as insanely badass as these two.

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u/Asaoirc Jun 27 '12

I wouldn't mind Bear Cop or Axemageddon, either.

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u/Spideux Jun 27 '12

Thanks for finding the source, i didn't find it on this website, but another.

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u/fettsack Jun 27 '12

Grammar nazi (not to be taken literally): "ficken" means "to fuck" as a verb but not as an interjection.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

The artist knows. It's been since corrected.

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u/Rumsey_The_Hobo Jun 27 '12

As a Christian, I also appreciate this!(:

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u/SteampunkCylon Jun 27 '12

He's in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'.

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u/GingerGeezus Jun 27 '12

Blood of the lamb, motherfucker.

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u/GsB27 Jun 27 '12

I have never laughed harder.

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u/theipodthing Jun 27 '12

This is awesome The most badass jesus ever

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u/someguy1290 Jun 27 '12 edited Jun 30 '23

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u/gimmeurfood Jun 27 '12

That's one poor nazi... why, Jesus, why??? He was just doing his job... :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Honestly, I'm getting mixed signals here...

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u/Relevantspite Jun 27 '12

Wait, he can run on piss now?

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u/Hitthelights Jun 27 '12

No one is safe.....

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u/GoneFishing36 Jun 27 '12

Never thought this would happen, but I have been enlightened by Jesus to sit down and pee.

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u/Javascap Jun 27 '12

So, Jesus is a waterbender?