r/atheism • u/Donaldus • Jun 25 '12
Seriously guys, I just finished it.
http://qkme.me/3puzp611
u/Hounmlayn Jun 25 '12
You'll be glad to know all the religious books are 80% the same, just slightly different fairy tales to conclude with the same morals.
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u/mrpotatoes Jun 26 '12 edited Jun 26 '12
I've planned to start the bible in late august and then the koran when I can finish the bible. I'm actually really excited about it. I haven't read much of the bible and when I did it was a long time ago. I may even make a wordpress blog of every chapter I read ridiculing it.
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u/sapunec7854 Jun 26 '12
You cannot even begin to imagine how cosmically boring this thing is, good luck son, you're gonna need it
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u/mrpotatoes Jun 26 '12
It's like a thousand pages too. I have been wanting to do this for years now so I'm committed. I also know how boring it is as I've tried and failed before but this time I have a feeling that I can do it.
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u/captf Jun 26 '12
http://askepticsjourneythroughthebible.tumblr.com/
This guy did something similar. Looks like he gave up at Deuteronomy 26...1
u/RebBrown Jun 26 '12
While you're at it you should put Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand on that list! Another marvelously fun to read book!
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u/Kinder_Surprises Jun 26 '12
Might want to get a head start & read the Torah then...
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u/captf Jun 26 '12
He's pretty much read it already (:
[of course, that was probably part of your joke, and I'm being dense...]
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u/Kinder_Surprises Jun 26 '12
Yeah it was. I do wonder what the next religion this board is going to after next. I don't see much bashing of Hinduism, Sikhism, Buddhism, Bahá'í, Shinto or Taoism either too. Just the various sects of Christianity & Islam.
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u/qkme_transcriber Jun 26 '12
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Title: Seriously guys, I just finished it.
Meme: Bad Luck Brian
READ BIBLE TO BASH CHRISTIANITY
R/ATHEISM SWITCHES TO ISLAM
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u/MarijnA Jun 26 '12
I'm still working on it. I did the old testament and am now on the second 'book' (Marc) :)
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u/THE_REAL_ATHEIST Jun 26 '12
no worries mayn give it a week and you can screencap yourself OWNING DUMB FUCKING THEIST CUNTS on facebook and SHOW THEM that their RELIGION is WRONG and they SUCK.
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u/SavoringSavannah Jun 26 '12
Winner. You read the bible just to bash christianity. That's alright you can just quickly pick up the Koran too so you can broaden your knowledge of culture and religion that people actually put their faith into and then go ahead and crush their spirits with asshole comments. That should give you a quick hobby.
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u/iLuvGod Jun 26 '12
You read the Bible just to bash it? Do you realize what a pathetic, close-minded cunt you are? I wish God would just get rid of you atheist fucktards, you don't deserve to be alive for another second.
I'm not really mad though, because I know what God has in store for you. It brings me great pleasure to think of all of you suffering eternally. I laugh every time i think about it
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u/Donaldus Jun 26 '12
I read the bible to correctly cite the logical fallacies. I never bothered to read it when I called myself a Christian as nobody seemed to think it was appropriate for a child.
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12
Fear not, r/atheism will be bored of Islam soon enough and your time will come. I'm a fan of non-discriminatory pointing out of irrational beliefs. Plus, I enjoy a tasty baby on every religious holiday.