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u/ImAWhaleBiologist Jun 26 '12
The Mohammed version:
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy,
But I'm a child, so rape me maybe?
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u/mehdbc Jun 26 '12
Hey, I just raped you, without a jimmy
If you get pregnant, will you have my baby?
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u/fillwitz Jun 26 '12
hahaha. I think r/ImGoingToHellForThis would enjoy this. That is, if hell existed.
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u/iamcq Jun 26 '12
does anyone else think that a story about a muslim man who dresses as a woman to better understand their plight would make a good book idea? cuz feel free to steal that idea cuz i can't write it cuz im not muslim...and also an idiot
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u/dev-ious Jun 25 '12
The story "The Lottery" just flashed through my mind from this.
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u/napoleonsolo Jun 26 '12
Most disturbing thing about "The Lottery"? There were people who wrote the author asking where it was held and if they could watch.
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u/FACEMEBRO Jun 25 '12
This is the most offensive, creative and hilarious thing I have seen during this Muslim bashing session.
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u/dreamingawake09 Jun 26 '12
This is one the most hilarious things I've seen on this subreddit. Well done.
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u/tonight__you Jun 26 '12
Hi. I live under a rock, and I just watched that music video for the first time.
Should I feel bad at laughing when he gave the guy his number?
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u/tyrannofuckingsaurus Jun 25 '12
"And all the other boys try to chase me" takes on a whole new meaning.