r/atheism • u/[deleted] • Jun 25 '12

Answering the new r/atheism trend with Bad Luck Brian

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pusot/
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u/JaronK Jun 25 '12

TIL Islam is better if you're gay.

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u/xamnus Jun 25 '12

Ironically you'd go to hell if you were to be gay. (Islamic POV)

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u/CARoth Jun 25 '12

...Do you still get 72 virgins?

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u/iLikeYaAndiWantYa Jun 26 '12

The Quran is vague on homosexuality, so I don't know how you can say that with authority. I should know, I am a gay ex-muslim. In fact, no one knows who will go to hell. Proclaiming a fellow Muslim will go to hell is a sin. After all, all sins can be forgiven in Islam, except non-belief.

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u/geekygay Jun 25 '12

I'm already making the arrangements as we speak.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/009/754/AnBWa.jpg All of the virgins look like this guy

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

I shall now convert to Islam!

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u/imbrizzle Jun 25 '12

Had to check the username.

Psalm 137:9 English Standard Version

Blessed shall he be who takes your little ones and dashes them against the rock!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

but, maybe brain's gay? oh... wait... he can't be that lucky

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Title: Answering the new r/atheism trend with Bad Luck Brian

Meme: Bad Luck Brian

  • MARTYR FOR ISLAM

  • 72 VIRGINS WERE GUYS

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u/thehoundpound Jun 25 '12

Look it up, the whole 72 virgins thing is one big misinterpretation

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

What are you talking about? I am an ex-muslim and i know it is true. e.g. http://ar.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D8%AD%D9%88%D8%B1_%D8%B9%D9%8A%D9%86

عن المقدام بن معدي كرب قال: قال رسول الله: " للشهيد عند الله ست خصال: يغفر له في أول دفعة من دمه، ويرى مقعده من الجنة، ويجار من عذاب القبر، ويأمن من الفزع الأكبر، ويوضع على رأسه تاج الوقار الياقوتة منها خير من الدنيا وما فيها، ويزوج اثنتين وسبعين زوجة من الحور العين، ويشفع في سبعين من أقاربه."

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u/AdmiralNelson24 Jun 25 '12

I'm more worried that I'll convert to Islam, and then get to heaven and see 72 Brians.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

What if he's gay?

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u/Shizo211 Jun 25 '12

*is one of the virgins.

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u/CoinSausage Jun 25 '12

We're playing magic the gathering! Want to join? Osama!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Starts a WOW guild in heaven.

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u/chris_cobra Jun 25 '12

god knew something Brian didn't...lol

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u/Seventh_Planet Jun 25 '12

Achmed didn't know either (relevant part from 3:55 on)

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u/sml6174 Jun 25 '12

Martyr for Islam

Never finds out there's no afterlife

FTFY

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u/nybo Jun 25 '12

Gets back at Allah by finally caving into homosexsual lust.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

And you guys say Christians are the homophobes, haha.

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u/mastigia Jun 25 '12

I think that is the first BLB I didn't downvote. Good stuff.

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u/TedTheGreek_Atheos Jun 25 '12

Or he got 72 white grape vines.