r/atheism • • Jun 25 '12

One Explanation to why Atheists are the Minority

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u/Taylormacbrown1 Jun 25 '12

very solid point

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u/onesidedsquare Jun 25 '12

I think we're going to need some hard evidence to support this guys hypothesis.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Dont worry, there is more to cum...

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u/ViralKira Jun 25 '12

Well, it's true.

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u/AndrePrior Jun 25 '12

Don't you know that most miscarriages are miracles? No one appreciates the miracle of miscarriage.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

We are also the minority because religious people breed like rabbits, so there will always be more of them.

I don't believe in some deity that wants me to have as many children as possible, so naturally, I don't feel obligated to do that. Besides, I care more about quality, not quantity.

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u/Tentacoolstorybro Jun 25 '12

Well, agnostic/no-religion is the fastest growing religious (hah) group in the US. We expand by argument.

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u/PokemasterTT Jun 25 '12

They are majority in my country. You should stop living in a third world country.

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u/komphlex Jun 25 '12

Nah, it's because atheists lack charisma.

On a related matter donate lots of money to me and I can spread the gospel as an atheist preacher.

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u/sweetgreggo Jun 25 '12

It's called idiocracy.

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u/namer98 Jun 25 '12

I don't understand. Do people pray to not have children?

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u/Thameus Jun 25 '12

Actually condoms are close to the worst infertility treatment I can think of.

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u/I_before_V Jun 25 '12

A valid point, however probably not one that needs to be made on a bumper sticker.

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u/Zombies_hate_ninjas Jun 25 '12

Indoctrination from birth usually works better than allowing free thought.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

What if you're praying God to give you baby?

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u/greyhumour Jun 25 '12

Well, I don't want to go there. But perhaps if you find a condom that has already.... well... you know.

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u/CrackCC_Lurking Jun 25 '12

It's funny but it's actually 100% true. I come from a religious family and I have 12 siblings, & I'm not even american.

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u/Pokemaniac_Ron Jun 25 '12

Athiests have a harder time adopting and indoctrinating kids, too.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Nah I think atheists are more of a teen breeding fornicating bunch. And priest have sex with children so that's good no offspring. Not sure I believe this post.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Also explains dumb people.

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u/svenniola Jun 25 '12

well, minority is a strong word.

if you have 50 men and 500 apes, which group is going to win? ;)

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Depends on whether the men have weapons. :)

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u/Nanocyborgasm Jun 25 '12

I disagree, because, no matter how many children are born, atheism is still the default position.

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u/Gravybadger Jun 25 '12

I think it's more likely because the majority of people are mind-numbingly stupid and terrified.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

So True...