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u/Jay_Pederson Feb 06 '26
"Hi, Samantha!" said Cynthia, "how goes it?"
"Hood!" (meant good)
"What?"
"My car hood is fixed!"
"Oh that's great! I am so happy for you!"
"Me too!" Cynthia said, again. (Apparently this was Samantha oops)
"Uh, yeah!" said Samantha, resetting my stupid ass memory lol
"What was that?" Cynthia said.
"Nothing nothing" Samantha laughed "so how was your day? Oh, one coffee pl;ease?"
"Pl'ease?"
"No, Pl;ease!"
"Oh, of course!" she said, "My name is Cynthia!"
"Of course!"
"Someone above forgot my name and had me shout it!"
"Of course that's a very very normal thing to say!"
"Yes obviously!"
"And?" asked Cynthia.
"You need to stop double-saying things," Samantha said, "it was my turn."
"Oh oc! Of course my bad my bad."
"Thank you!" they said.
The cool coffee guy came up to them ad in hand, "one or two scoops of sugar?" he asked smiling, "how goes it?"
"Good!" said Cynthia "one of us got the hood fixed and I can't remember who!"
"Is that you speaking?"
"No the person above spoke through us!"
"Ah," he said, "of course!"
"We're talking very well because he is looking at his keyboard to prevent more occurances of what the fuck!"
"Occurences!"
"Oucbvg dfsfnjsdgfrvjhvbfgn - Occurrences? That?"
"Yes finally! Why did you speak with the anger of 1000 types?"
"I am one of myny many types!"
"Myny many? Isn't that the everst - everes everest dude FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKtgaunjhjknshjsbhjnbkdfbgjndfbnbjkmfdbdfvjnkmgdfbnvjmjnkmdbfg"
"I ahrhtrbvbdfgmnh bfmv "
"I agree," said Cynthai FUCK "I agree" said Cynthia "fuck you!"
"Fuck you above us!"
"Yes!"
"Heat! He cheated!"
Yes I did I added an extra punctuation mark quotes at the end of the line.
This was a terrible fucking idea lol.