r/USPS • u/ihatelifetoo • May 03 '26

Route Pics This husband and wife invited me inside

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Should I ?

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u/largeicedregular May 03 '26

Pineapples mean welcome. Upside down pineapples mean come in and spread your cheeks. You’re safe.

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u/thelaceserpent May 03 '26
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Spotted on my route 🙈

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u/Soft_Lab_221 May 03 '26

Lucky you 😂

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u/OutsideReality4898 May 03 '26

Maybe they protecting their plant from frost?

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u/brycifer666 May 03 '26

Depends if you're on a cruise any pineapple on the door means party time apparently

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u/Meaty86 May 03 '26

Most cruise lines have now banned pineapple decor. The swingers have to resort to something else. I hear loofas are the new replacement for cruise ships

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u/itsme_rafah May 03 '26

Take my poor man’s gold. 🎖️

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u/Sugarylightning663 May 03 '26

Depends what she looks like if it’s a win

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u/tankage May 03 '26

Hell yeah!

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u/Krazy_Kat_Lady_2025 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

Right way up is fine!

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OK I was wrong.

And yes, this is on a route.

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u/C2thaLo May 03 '26

I dont think all swingers really know if its supposed to be upside down or not. They just use the pineapple.

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u/Krazy_Kat_Lady_2025 May 03 '26

I thought the trick was to walk around the grocery store with an upside down pineapple in the top of your shopping cart. Or were all those 'true stories' I read in my dad's Playboy Magazine's when I was growing up a lie?!!

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u/Secure-Bee5508 May 03 '26

Do it Anakin

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u/BostonFartMachine May 03 '26

It isn’t upside down. They’re just being polite. Pineapple has been a sign of hospitality longer than swinging has been a thing.

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u/Just-Elderberry5460 May 03 '26

Maybe they are just big PSYCH fans

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u/itsme_rafah May 03 '26

Maybe they’re just really big SpongeBob fans?? 

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u/thechadbear May 03 '26

Today postal inspector

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u/Log_Out_Of_Life May 03 '26

Just a reminder for everyone, the people you think in these kind of stories are never as hot as they are in your head.

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u/Soft_Lab_221 May 03 '26

Go after your Rt is done and enjoy 😂