r/TylerLife • u/TylerLife • Sep 04 '22
Posting here as got removed from TIFU
TIFU - Posting on Reddit about our sex life with CBAT and now our relationship has ended
Ok this exploded more than I expected, and has been a bit overwhelming with the messages but thought I’d give an update.
The attention hasn’t been exactly positive and this hasn’t been the best thing to happen for my relationship and it’s now sadly ended.
I didn’t expect it to blow up so much, I should of used an anonymous name instead of my real name and our real ages.
There aren’t many 25 year old Tyler Life’s who are in a relationship with their s/o for 2 years who is 20.
Unfortunately her younger sister recognised this and showed her parents who wasn’t happy at all and made the situation extremely awkward.
What made it more awkward, and cemented the fact that it was me, is that they recognised the song. Once at a family dinner we were discussing music tastes and my ex girlfriend stated that I have an odd taste in music. Everyone laughed and pressed me to play something from my phone of what I like as music, to which I then blessed their ears with CBAT.
Her father laughed and said it was terrible, I guess we all have different tastes. Although I nodded in agreement at the time, I was thinking in my head that this is a great fucking song.
We are over now and I am moving on. I already revealed my face on tiktok, but with the amount of hate I originally got I decided to say I didn’t have it and backtracked.
I don’t think the song is that bad and I had no idea she didn’t like it until recently and as soon as I did I stopped. I didn’t force her CBAT, not all can handle CBAT, I know it’s different.
I know a lot have asked for face reveal and playlist. My playlist I actually burned onto a CD and have been using my CD player. But I’ll go on YouTube and try link all the songs in one playlist and share.
TL;DR Made Reddit post and finished our relationship
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u/You_Stole_My_Hot_Dog Sep 04 '22
As funny as this whole thing has been, I feel bad for you. Sorry your relationship had to end over this. You’ve taken this quite well though!
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u/HomosexualBlackMan2 Sep 04 '22
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u/rExcitedDiamond Sep 04 '22
Are you telling me a couple just HAPPENS to have sex to that song for two years? No! He orchestrated it!
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u/westwoo Sep 09 '22
Imagine singlehandedly making your favorite track top track country wide, and the artist top electronic artist, with your favorite artist making this track their signature track
All thanks to your preferences. Girlfriends come and go but this will stay for his entire life
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u/SlightImperfections Sep 06 '22
Makes you wonder if any of it is actually real.
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u/WeeboNinjamz Sep 08 '22
It’s his greatest master plan that he carefully crafted to tell us this legendary story what bravery
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u/Half-Dollarwise Sep 04 '22
The playlist is on his instagram, but here it is
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u/OutrageousMatter Sep 04 '22
That poor fucking girl, if she exist, listening to mostly cbat and then a dubstep song, imagine having sex to dubstep which is the most shittiest song for sex.
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Sep 04 '22
The mc punjabi is worse lol. Imangine having sex to dinga dinga dinga dinga dinga
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u/mrbulldops428 Sep 04 '22
I mean most of them could be argued to be the worst. That might be the cringiest. But the worst could be that "BICEP" song. It stops and starts so much.
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u/_masterhand Sep 05 '22
man I'm dying here lmao, every man that goes down on that poor girl will be god tier for her, after two years of setting the bar that fucking low lmfao
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u/Nezuko769 Sep 08 '22
She could have just told him from the start it's mostly her fault for not telling her boyfriend (who is supposed to be the person you can trust and will understand) and hiding it for 2 years. This man tried to make their relationship better and wanted to make it more enjoyable for her and work on his technique it just didn't work out well. He actually focused on her and what she wanted, which not all of us can say. It's still a real dude so as funny as this is don't go blaming him for not knowing.
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u/Peachserotonin Sep 18 '22
Don't say "that poor girl" as if she didn't lie to him for the past two years by saying literally nothing about hating it and keeping him thinking she was happy with it. That's fucked up.
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u/Duke-of-Hellington Sep 04 '22
Oh my God. The song consists entirely of squeaky farts. I can’t imagine how that would turn her off.
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u/ViperNor Sep 04 '22
What is his instagram?
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u/Half-Dollarwise Sep 04 '22
tylerrlifee I think its in his reddit bio thingy
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u/HoldenH Sep 04 '22
Lmao fucking Flosstradaumus - Roll Up is hilarious. Imagine banging to those doink sounds
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u/CurrentRoster Sep 08 '22 edited Dec 16 '23
I’ve never encountered a person who literally has sex to a Drake song, let alone a hype one like Best I Ever Had
Also out of A L L the Usher songs, dude chose Love In The Club?? Hahaha
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u/hornyromelo Mar 14 '24
I suspect the girlfriend now gets a sudden sinking feeling that something bad is about to happen exactly 39 minutes into every sexual encounter.
Like a pavlovian response to this song coming on 39 minutes into the deed for 2 years.
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u/TheMaiker Sep 04 '22
You’re fascinating. Your ex gf tells her family you have a weird taste in music, her father says it’s terrible.
And you continue to fuck to that song. Not an ounce of self awareness
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u/Goldilachs Sep 04 '22
Most adults who seek out high schoolers to fuck tend to lack any and all self-awareness.
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u/Educational-Bug-7985 Sep 04 '22
Wasn’t she 18 when they met, not sure if she was still in highschool then
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u/DoughnutNo5357 Sep 05 '22
every person i’ve met that’s 18 is a junior or senior in high school. it’s weird af to be 20+ and seeking out a high school girl no matter the year.
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u/wingman3091 Sep 05 '22
The dude is British, high school ends at 16 there. 16 is also the age of consent. 18 is a legal adult that can drink, own property, get married etc.
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u/Goldilachs Sep 06 '22
Allow me to rephrase:
Most adults who seek out adolescents to fuck tend to lack any and all self-awareness.
It doesn't matter if the age of consent is 18, 16, or 12. Being an adult who seeks out teenagers for romantic/sexual relationships is not a good look.
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Sep 06 '22
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u/kgrey38 Sep 16 '22
That's kind of infantilizing her. Kids have the internet these days. By 18 they're familiar with a lot of things about sex, often including having had sex (as some human teenagers always have had with each other).
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u/fluffy-plant-borb Sep 04 '22
I can't imagine playing a song my partner fucks me to to my family tbh
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u/threelizards Sep 04 '22
Yes exactly! Tbh I’m still stuck on “so I was researching how to be better at sex and” but this.,…,.,,. This is fascinating. No self awareness. Even with all of reddit telling him they don’t like the music, it’s still Objectively Good to op. Amazing
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u/chickaboom23 Sep 05 '22
Her dad asks him to play a song he likes. HE CAN CHOOSE LITERALLY ANY SONG. And he chooses his cum song. For his gf’s parents. In front of her.
I’m dead. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/Coppermoore Oct 02 '22
Out of this whole rabbit hole I've gotten myself into over the last 30 minutes, "cum song" is what made me laugh. Cum song.
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Sep 04 '22
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u/SeniorShanty Sep 05 '22
There are worse things to subconsciously associate with getting down… For 2 years in college, my girlfriend, now wife, made waffle cones at the local ice cream parlor. Every night she would come home at the end of her shift, smelling like freshly made waffle cones. Every time we got busy, the intoxicating scent of waffle cones filled my nostrils and lit up my brain with endorphins. Now… now anytime I walk past an ice cream parlor with a waffle iron, it’s go time.
With these songs, it is unlikely he’s going to encounter them in public.
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u/UnstableCoffeeTable Sep 05 '22
Somehow I find that really cute.
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u/Ambitious-Regular-57 Sep 07 '22
yeah it's kinda the most adorable shit I've heard all week. This man loves his wife so much he associates her work scent from years ago with being with her
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Sep 04 '22
"Not all can handle CBAT" 💀💀
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Sep 04 '22
Forget what everyone says youre literally famous, put your tiktok back up, do a face reveal, and put your playlist in your bio. this will all die down and you’ll still have a massive following, and be famous. Turn this into a good thing.
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u/suoretaw Jan 17 '23
Probably the best comment here. Didn’t make me laugh til I cried, but legit advice.
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Sep 04 '22
Is your TikTok @descipleoftheoccult? it’s spelt diff in your bio
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u/spencersreed Sep 04 '22
I think the guy on tiktok saw the opportunity to claim it and ran with it, then tried to get in touch with the actual Tyler on here so he could update his posts and claim he's on tiktok to continue the facade. It seems like real Tyler doesn't want to be the face of this so him and fake Tyler are teaming up to convince us it was the tiktok guy all along
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Sep 04 '22
That guy on tiktok said it’s not him
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Sep 04 '22
Yea but the TikTok in OP’s bio doesn’t exist
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u/novalunaa Sep 04 '22
Someone made an account under ‘descipleofthecult’ now with what looks to be an AI generated image (probably from thispersondoesntexist).
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Sep 04 '22
Also the original pfp of the account looked to be a picture of Kanye and the bio said Kanye too. So definitely someone just taking advantage of the fact that the Time Tok account given didn't actually exist
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Sep 04 '22
So what’s going on here then
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Sep 04 '22
No clue but the similarity in the usernames makes me think it’s just a typo and he was joking on TikTok about it not being him.
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u/LongSpirit5 Sep 10 '22
Really hoping someone can send me a mirror of the vid of him thrusting, the TikTok links don’t work for me :(
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u/Trajan1337 Sep 04 '22
Not OCCULT just cult
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Sep 04 '22
When he originally posted this, that account didn’t exist. A few hours later, someone made the account and posted a photo, not a video. Seems like he messed up and someone saw the opportunity to change their username and get followers. You can read the thread to see why we’re confused^
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u/ieatchildsandwich Sep 04 '22
Definently a troll, this guys playlist and @decipleoftheoccult's playlists don't match. Also the tiktoker said its not him. Also who the fuck is named Tyler Life
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u/ryan848 Sep 04 '22
But its this account that made the OG post? Am I missing something?
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Sep 04 '22
They may have asked him to verify the Tik Tok account that is in his bio. Mods probably don't want people harassing someone who made a joke that went too far and now OP who let's be real doesn't want this attention is deflecting to someone who many people already believe is the real account.
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u/Bobbicorn Sep 04 '22
The guys name in this bio is @descipleofthecult not @decipleoftheoccult. Can anyone verify?
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u/Galatic_M0on Sep 04 '22
I was thinking in my head that this is a great fucking song.
Yeah.. great FUCKING song
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Sep 04 '22
This is a joke.. we all know it right? clout chaser.
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u/ManicPixieDreamEnby Sep 04 '22
Honestly it's hard to tell if this is a joke or not. If the playlist was loaded with joke songs I'd be more inclined to believe it's a joke, but he posted the playlist and it's all normal songs other than Cbat.
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u/InsertUsernameHere32 Sep 04 '22
Panjabi MC - Mundian To Bach Ke is a normal song for sex?
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u/misomal Sep 04 '22
The playlist has only songs that get made fun of online for being cringy or bad lol Definitely a clout chaser
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u/TheMysteriousCartoon Sep 04 '22
I know this is a sad ending and all, and the situation sucks, but you have literally caused joy for a lot of people like me. Your choices have made my cheeks hurt from laughter.
Despite the shitty situation, I thank you for the laughter you have brought me and other people alike.
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u/pendejoidiota Sep 04 '22
I refuse to believe this is real. Show some kind of proof that what you stated actually happened 😂
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u/novalunaa Sep 04 '22
We really need confirmation of whether you’re descipleofthecult or descipleoftheoccult on tiktok
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u/spencersreed Sep 04 '22
I really think he's neither but he's letting the descipleoftheoccult guy take the infamy for this bc he doesn't want it himself lol
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u/7HellEleven Sep 04 '22
You've made history my dude, genuinely sorry it costed you your relationship and all, let alone everyone in your personal life knowing about it
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u/ShoneBone1999 Sep 04 '22
Who would've that that a fully grown adult looking to fuck a high schooler also is actually really fucking weird and lacks any self awareness
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u/GlumMirror5 Sep 04 '22
I’m wondering why a 23 year old dated a newly turned 18 year old girl 🤨 hope ur trolling
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u/Global_Reference_746 Sep 04 '22
I don’t understand why would you end your relationship over something so stupid?
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u/LateStageInfernalism Sep 04 '22
There is most definitely more going on here than we are aware of. Certainly more than a song. OP should probably hope his ex never tells her side of things.
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Sep 04 '22
I mean if I had to hear that shit every single night I think my love life would die pretty damn fast.
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u/vember_94 Sep 04 '22
I'm genuinely curious as to your thoughts on this rap freestyle over CBAT, I originally thought it was an original song and had no idea the instrumental was a song in of itself. When I read your post it blew my mind because I instantly recognised it from this freestyle
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u/ayyograms Sep 04 '22
Good for you for moving on but Update your playlist maybe lil Uzi vert next time?
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u/ScrawnySOTY Sep 04 '22
The amount of times I've heard that song in the last couple days is absolutely ridiculous 😭