r/Thunder • u/ExpressionAlone5204 • May 08 '26
100% Confirmed To everyone that hates the Thunder: Welcome to our sub and fuck your team
You know what, facts, we’re 49th in education. No real clubs or nightlife in the city compared to NY or LA.
We got a fleece trade from the Clippers. Hell, people are bitching that we fleeced the 76ers too.
Our guys are corny and like each other far more than your team. McCain makes TikToks and paints his nails.
Dort injured your superstar. Twice. And JWill drew a charge when you screamed “That’s should be illegal!!!”
Chet looks skinny. Looks like Abraham Lincoln too, it’s true.
We are so deep it’s appalling. An apparent embarrassment that we have a GM that spots talent and builds a winning culture. We went straight from “They aren’t good enough, they’re too young,” to, “It’s not fair!!”
I’ve literally never seen people cry so much, and whether you’re a TikTok kid or a grown ass man or a bot, I couldn’t really give fewer fucks. Most of our guys nobody wanted, were G league or late 2nd round or undrafted or waived or traded for nothing. We built that up, and guarantee your team could’ve had 90% of our players but didn’t see the potential.
So to you, since you’re checking in on this sub: fuck you, fuck your shitty team, fuck your free throw narrative, fuck your okc ref conspiracy, fuck your Lu Dort and Caruso bitching, fuck your mom, fuck your bitching and complaining about a product that’s supposedly unwatchable but here you are watching.
It’s fun for my team to win, but it’s more fun to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
So get your belt to ass and then have fun and fuck off to Cancun. Taking another Championship this year and you can get another full year of salty fucking tears. Bitching is your favorite past time since your team sucks. Complain about injuries or foul calls or whatever it is, embarrass yourself all you want. But you’re gonna sit right there in that cuck chair at your computer desk while SGA hoists another fucking trophy.
Edit: I didn’t expect this to blow up. Thanks all, and especially to the people that gave this rant some awards!
Also: I don’t know what 50 is but apparently it’s some number above 49 and it’s where our education is. Hooray! We’re the top!
Again: if you didn’t catch the quote from Conan The Barbarian, not my circus, not my monkey. Automod removed this before I could comment: “I’m more worried about the “lamentation of their women” part you socially inept incel monkey”
Right. I’m the weirdo for quoting Arnie. You’re not the weirdo for coming into another sub and talking about shit you are uninformed about. THE GASLIGHTING BY MORONS MUST STOP
