r/Simulated • u/mengohmengohmeng • May 30 '19

Research Simulation Breaking Bread

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u/arbili May 30 '19 edited May 30 '19

Post it in r/Sourdough and they'll rant about how dense the crumb is.

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u/heirofblood May 30 '19

I thought this was r/Breadit at first and was preparing to listen to debates about crumb structure…nope! Just a nice simulation.

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u/NoMaans May 30 '19

Lmao the rabbit hole that is reddit never ends.

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u/BeautifulType May 30 '19

It does end...in porn

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u/therealzeezy May 30 '19 edited May 31 '19

Actually the end is at r/insecttorture

Edit : Sorry boys, to get the end of reddit, take a left pass r/NiggerTrannyCock and walk into r/sounding. I hear they have nice headphones.

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u/ExcitingSituation May 30 '19

Actually, that's where it starts...

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u/thejohnd May 30 '19

This is where the fun porn begins

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u/METOOTHANKleS May 30 '19

Just for you: I think that it looks a bit sponge-like or foamy - like the lift was given by egg whites like in an angel food cake or something, not the elastic chewiness of well developed gluten. Overall 7/10 crumb, 9/10 simulation.

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u/heirofblood May 30 '19

I would agree! Perhaps enriched dough? Lol but yes very nice simulation

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

at least they actually show the crumb unlike some posters who leave us hanging.

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u/pm-me-ur-dinner May 30 '19

Haha i thought it was r/oddlysatisfying. Bc it kinda is

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u/Noxium51 May 31 '19

I wonder if r/breadtube would appreciate this

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u/heirofblood May 31 '19

I am so disappointed that this is not videos of bread.

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u/RaeADropOfGoldenSun May 31 '19

I had the top post of all time on breadit for years and I’m still a little bitter it was overtaken

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u/oscarfacegamble Jun 02 '19

SUCK IT EVAN

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Achuallyyyyy due to the rising temp and humidity of sourdough is should not have a crumb this dense. In this essay I will....

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

It really shouldn't though.

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u/AerodynamicMelon May 30 '19

The crumb should be however dense the baker wants it to be.

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u/something224 May 30 '19

You a . . . You were not kidding.

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u/CeldonShooper May 30 '19

Thanks, I didn’t know my gods existed.

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u/bathroomstalin May 30 '19

Ugh. You're one of them.

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u/albusfumblemore May 30 '19

Hey, hipsters are an endangered species.

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u/SenseiChau May 31 '19

Aside from the dense crumb that crust might be too soft

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u/bathroomstalin May 30 '19

Sourdough bread suuuuuuuucks

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u/MEANINGLESS_NUMBERS May 30 '19

It grows on you. Try it again when you're an adult.

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u/bathroomstalin May 30 '19

no uuuuuuuuuu

Enjoy eating your B A C T E R I A

and disgusting San Francisco F A R T G A S

Though, to be fair, my girlfriend enjoys sourdough, and she's all kinds of alright. One time I went to chow down on some delicious baguette and had to ask her if the bread somehow went rancid or some such. Turns out, instead of buying a delicious artisanal rustic French loaf, she had gotten - you guessed it - a disgusting S O U R D O N ' T

It took every ounce of my magnanimity to forgive her.

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u/JdoesDDR May 30 '19

What the fuck did you just type out

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Lmfao

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u/albusfumblemore May 30 '19

blue cheese is moldy! discusting

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u/me_team May 30 '19

You're a good man, Charlie Brown