r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/HappyMilshake • 2d ago
NOT SATIRE No one’s telling you to watch girly YouTubers… (also, what do you mean the thought of doing so “fills you with dread”😭)
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/just_other_human • 5d ago
NOT SATIRE Never get high and listen to music
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I feel this one is specially flagrant
r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/flatclown • 7d ago
NOT SATIRE Cant believe she actually did it
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/SeparateYam8581 • 11d ago
POSSIBLE SATIRE Matching to prom is not allowed
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/Landscape_712 • 11d ago
NOT SATIRE “You can’t wear dresses in winter”
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Literally, no one has ever said you can’t wear dresses in winter. On the contrary, women have been doing that for centuries 🙄
r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/fivehots • 15d ago
POSSIBLE SATIRE I think most girls can…
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/CinemaslaveJoe • 15d ago
NOT SATIRE Not allowed, I’m calling the police!
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/fivebynine5x9 • 16d ago
NOT SATIRE Goth can't be pretty!
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Clearly these people never saw Mia Kirshner in The Crow: City of Angels
r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/ching-chong • 18d ago
SATIRE Surely you can’t fit any 5 cities with a 4th-degree polynomial…
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/Soundwavezzz447 • 19d ago
NOT SATIRE Prom dresses: famously impossible to turn into a cosplay
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Tag is @ceekayecosplays on Instagram
r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/Historical_Owl2154 • 21d ago
NOT SATIRE Is it an unpopular opinion? Is it really?
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/GrandmasMilkMissiles • 23d ago
NOT SATIRE No you can't frick in my frack
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/GayisGaywhenGay • 26d ago
NOT SATIRE A HAIRSTYLIST?? MAKING MUSIC???
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/AppleResponsible1077 • 26d ago
POSSIBLE SATIRE these ads are insufferable
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/Quimbymouse • 28d ago
POSSIBLE SATIRE Is being a movie lover a crime?!?!
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/BigoteMexicano • Sep 28 '26
NOT SATIRE Ladies, are you not allowed to line dance Rihanna songs?
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/JaxxinateButReddit • Sep 27 '26
NOT SATIRE These are the only women with wrinkles in the whole world, guys.
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/nondualmonist • Sep 27 '26
NOT SATIRE no one ever said otherwise
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/Merilyn19 • Sep 26 '26
CELEBRITY Ive only heard people say this about America
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/Valuable-Morning-346 • Sep 25 '26
NOT SATIRE Literally nobody is hindering you from buying one
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/SYMPUNY_LACKING • Sep 23 '26
CELEBRITY Who said Obama cant Ski
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/LucyferEllysia • Sep 23 '26
POSSIBLE SATIRE Ah yes coz red heads have never been able to wear cool tones. I thought they were allergic actually.
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