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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Alabama Defeats Texas A&M 31-20

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Texas A&M 7 10 3 0 20
Alabama 10 7 0 14 31
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u/OleRockTheGoodAg 3d ago edited 3d ago

Have an anemic offense all season. Marcel starts with back to back picks. Backup QB tries to put himself in. Marcel actually plays like a QB. Tied at half. Get only 3 points in the 2nd half but enter the 4th with a lead. 3 drives in that quarter get you 5 total yards. And then a surrender punt down 2 scores with a little less than 4 min to play.

Fell for it again award. 🤡

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u/whatifevery1wascalm 3d ago

Scoring a Pick 6 touchdown 102 real world seconds after being flagged 15 yards for suplexing a receiver is the Rollercoaster we call the Dijon Lee Jr Experience.

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u/bamahomer 3d ago

WTF even is this team, man

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u/Provid3nce 3d ago

Punting down two scores with 4 minutes left was legitimately one of the most bitch ass choices I've ever seen someone make. Either you just gave up or you're utterly incompetent in thinking your team would miraculously come into two more possessions. Neither option reflects well on Elko .

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u/RedElephant28 3d ago

One of the most cowardly punts I’ve seen. Can’t believe the announcers didn’t say anything about it. You’ve got to go for it right there down two scores.

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u/WildWest05 3d ago

This conference feels like 16 9-3 teams in a trench coat

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u/ggskater 3d ago

That just means we won't lose anymore games. Texas 8-4. Right?

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u/One-Examination-5561 3d ago

Survived. We need this bye week to heal up more than I’ve ever seen

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u/bwarrior 3d ago edited 3d ago

Such a cowardly called game.

3rd and long in the red zone down by 3? Rush up middle to secure the tie.

Down 2 scores with 4 mins left? Punt the ball away so we don’t lose by 3 scores.

Embarrassing.

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u/alreadytaken76 3d ago

Win and Tennessee lost to SCAR lol

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u/Enderman_A-n-M 3d ago

3 straight 3 and outs in the fourth quarter in a close game, so fucking pathetic. Defense gets gassed, Marcel goes down with the SLIGHTEST touch, Lamont Rogers can’t block, and our secondary is ass.

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u/whyisthiswhatwegot 3d ago

Man, I wish I lacked self respect so I could become a t-shirt fan of a better team

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u/DO_party 3d ago

Really disliked seeing Reed and Hart on the sideline smiling. If I were Elko I’d make sure to run those smiles off.

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u/Big_Lawfulness_8143 3d ago

Ugly wins are wins! 

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u/Outta_hearr 3d ago

Leading rusher had 36 yards. Get Ryan Grubb the FUCK off my football team

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u/FightingFarrier18 3d ago

Fire the water boy at this point. Trotting Reed out there time and time again expecting anything other than chicken fried ass is coaching malpractice

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u/PolloMagnifico 3d ago

Whelp, at least I don't need to donate money to the Longhorns NIL fund.

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u/deerhuntingdude 3d ago

Nothing to see here guys. Move on to the Tennessee scar beatdown post game thread

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u/Revolver_Oshawott_ 3d ago

Never been more glad for a bye week. The entire team is fucking dead

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u/DarthNobody14 3d ago

Well it was a fun 3 quarters while it lasted, but we are simply not good.

Even without the poor refs, Marcel Reed is still a football terroist, and our OC still was way too conservative. The secondary also gave up way too many big plays.

At the end of the day, we turned over the ball 3 times, and Alabama played a fairly clean game outside of that one Russell interception.

Also u/TheStinkyStains, get ready.

You said you would eat dog shit out of a cup if Texas A&M loses

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u/ZealousidealNight365 3d ago

I hate this team…they finally give me a little bit of hope only to crush it once again. Oh well, at least the season is now officially over and so Elko will hopefully bench our overpaid, underperforming starters and see what the young guys can do.

And I know it’s not the reason we lost, but the holding calls were criminally-one sided. Lots of ticky-tack bull that they weren’t calling on Bama. 

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u/Unspeakable_pickle 3d ago

Legend says Brady Hart is still warming up

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u/Doogitywoogity 3d ago

We had the whole rollercoaster in just one game. Furk.

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u/dbatchison 3d ago

We’ve all seen 8-4 aTm but have we ever considered 4-8 aTm?

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u/BreathEcstatic 3d ago

Is it wrong to call out that Elko could lose some weight? Dude looks unhealthy.

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