r/AlanPartridge • mind games, v'zhew v'zhew v'zhew! • Dec 24 '18

The Very Best of Alan Partridge 2018

Post/comment most likely to make Kenco come out of your nostrils

A month of premium and some coins to /u/tomstabb for Monkey Tennis – the Partridge Podcast

Most interesting post/comment about AP-related phenomenon in real life

A month of premium and some coins to /u/NickWoolgarFilms for Kiss my face

A month of premium and some coins to /u/dellquaydory for Full moon

A month of premium and some coins to /u/bigmetaleye for What’s rude about a body

A month of premium and some coins to /u/maximumquince for Have you got a battery for an Ericsson?

Best programme idea from you

A month of premium and some coins to /u/WC1V for This absurd suggestion

Most astute question or observation about the AP universe

A month of premium and some coins to /u/Monster_Fatberg for Someone in Government is a FoP

A month of premium and some coins to /u/Seraphitus for Alan Partridge Appearances Compilation

A month of premium and some coins to /u/KyleW18 for How many of Michaels "big pack of 200 duty frees man" did he manage to recover?

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u/kdsmalinga Dec 24 '18

i just hope Sue Cook is available to announce the winners

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u/zeugma25 Dec 24 '18

she's like Burt Reynolds. Very reliable, but got a moustache

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u/JSudbury91 Dec 24 '18

Good album.

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u/zeugma25 Dec 24 '18

Best programme idea from you (comment below).

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u/latte_yen Dec 25 '18

Youth-hosteling with Boris Johnson

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u/WC1V Dec 24 '18 edited Dec 24 '18

Idea for a programme: Nick Knowles, Noel Edmonds and other disappointing TV people are placed in an Australian jungle for a number of weeks. They are subjected to various degrading tasks which decide whether we feed them or not. The public at large will vote on who is allowed to leave, with the biggest loser remaining until the final day.

... No forget it, nobody is gonna want to watch that.

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u/zeugma25 Dec 24 '18 edited Dec 24 '18

Post/comment most likely to make Kenko Kenco come out of your nostrils

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u/VenomFox93 Dec 24 '18

GIMME ANOTHER KENCO YE SHIT!

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u/Digging_For_Ostrich Dec 24 '18

Stopping getting Kenco wrong!

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u/zeugma25 Dec 24 '18

Some people...

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u/zeugma25 Dec 24 '18

Most interesting post/comment about AP-related phenomenon in real life

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u/zeugma25 Dec 24 '18

Most astute question or observation about the AP universe

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u/KyleW18 Dec 24 '18

How many of Michaels "big pack of 200 duty frees man" did he manage to recover?

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u/ThatMakesMeTheWinner Dec 24 '18

I believe the Geordie in question stated: "Well, it had eaten ALL my fags, man."

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u/zeugma25 Dec 24 '18

good question, but this award is for past threads

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u/akaFLAMEGiRL Dec 24 '18

They do have plans to pedestrianise the outer arm of the AP universe to allow easier access to Kitchen Planet, but I'm dead against it.

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u/InfiniRunner91 Dec 24 '18

in off the red!