Been trying to find out if this Beretta Olimpia I saw on ozgunsales was still available.
200 bucks for a little PoS that can apparently switch from semi to bolt (or well, I guess lever release in today's terminology). So I thought, why not for a gimmick.
Ring the dealer, cunt has absolutely no idea. What gun? Is someone selling it and just putting it as the dealer? It's a shotgun, right? Bruh. I literally said Semi .22 🤦♂️
It says here to speak to X,
"Well, I'm X. I have no idea what you're on about."
I continue to read the ad out, and he recognises the dual action and goes yeah. I don't know. I'll have to look for it and speak with Y, see if he sold it already. Hear nothing all week. Give him a bell, no answer, so I leave a message.
Try again a few days later. He answers. Hey, it's OP. Do you still have the Olimpia? "The what?" Literally have to through the gun again till he remembers. "Oh yeah, someone else was asking about that."
YES! ME! I WAS! "Oh yeah I don't know if we have it or not. I'll go look now. " Do you still have my number? "No." Okay it's this 123456789
*Actually get a call back*
He starts talking about other irrelevant stuff. Do you have it or not, man? "Yes." Sick, I'll buy it.
"$300", the ad says $200, "Oh, I guess Y reduced it in price already. That's okay. We were going to soon anyway. " -_- I've been trying to buy this gun for over a week, man, and you're over there thinking it's not selling we'll reduce the price.
I pay, and just before he hangs up, he goes "Oh there's a small transfer fee."
A what? "Yeah, a transfer fee, just to pay to get it through our books." Bro, you already have the gun. It's in your books.
How much? "Oh, nothing too big, just like $30, just to cover the costs of things you know what LRD like."
😐 😑 😐
Flair because why not?
Edit: He also talked me out of posting it to my dealer 🤣 he's only a little over an hour away, but the wrong direction to anything. So yeah, I save some money, but I have to drive into Rural Vic now and waste a few hours. When I told him where I lived, he shut the whole post-it conversation down and just said, "Come in and pick it up."
And yes, he is making me pay a transfer fee to transfer his own stock into my name.