WARFRAME WEEKLY VENT/RANT/RAGE | SHARE YOUR NAME AND YELL AT THE GAME!

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^{CREDIT GOES TO /u/waterpirate12, /u/BadBrad526, AND /u/Foxboy93 FOR STARTING THIS WEEKLY THREAD SERIES!}

[u/LogginWaffle]

I'VE BEEN STARTING TO DO DEFECTION AND SO FAR IT'S NOT AS BAD AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BUT I DON'T GET THESE GUYS. I'M A MAGICAL ROBOT THAT CAN HEAL THEM CONSTANTLY AND HAS A GAS LAUNCHER THAT MELTS THE INFECTED WHENEVER THEY GET ANYWHERE IN THE VICINITY OF "TOO CLOSE." SO WHY DO THESE GUYS SPLIT UP? STAY WITH THE MOBILE HEALING TOWER YOU IDIOTS.

[u/Icpmcp]

WHY ARE THERE 3-4 ENEMIES WITH ABILITY NULLIFYING EFFECTS NOW.

NOT JUST THAT THEY HAVE THE SAME BIG ASS BUBBLE THE STANDARD NULLIFIER HAS BUT THEY'RE ALSO A MELEE UNIT SO YOU WONT REALLY NOTICE THEM UNTIL ITS TOO LATE.

THE FUCKING FLYING ONES CAN HAVE A BUBBLE TOO.

ALSO DEMOLYSTS WITH THEIR FUCKING WOLF LEVELS OF HEALTH WITHOUT ANY ARMOR ALSO HAVE A NULLIFYING PULSE EFFECT.

JUST WHY.

AND THEN THE NEW VAPOS ELITE CREWMAN AND VAPOS MOAS THAT HAVE AN EXERGIS THEY CAN FIRE EVERY 0.8 SECONDS FOR SOME GODDAMN REASON AND OF COURSE NEVER NEED TO RELOAD.

[u/M37h3w3]

GOD! DAMNED! FUCKING! ATMO SYSTEMS GRIND!

WHY THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE A 10% DROP RATE?

WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED TO GRIND OUT 10 OF THEM BEFORE I CAN JUST STRAIGHT BUY THEM FROM LITTLE DUCK!?

OF ALL THE INEXCUSABLE CRAP THAT THE COMMUNITY LETS HAPPEN, THIS IS APPARENTLY A-OKAY!?

RAAAGH!

[u/[deleted]]

I'M SICK OF HORRIBLE RNG. I GET IT'S RANDOM, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. HOWEVER, HOW MANY RUNS OF ESO DO I HAVE TO DO BEFORE I FINALLY GET BOTH VANDAL BLUEPRINTS. I'VE DONE THIS SINCE OCTOBER/NOVEMBER WHEN I STARTED THE FOCUS GRIND AND STILL CAN'T GET THESE TO DROP. I CAN'T EVEN BRING MYSELF TO DO ESO ANYMORE AND WOULD RATHER WATCH THE ROOMBA IN MY ORBITER FOR AN HOUR THAN DO 1 ROUND OF ESO AGAIN.

[u/Blissful_Altruism]

4 KAVAT’S GRACES, 3 ANTI-GRAV ARRAYS, 3 GALE KICKS, 0 ODOMEDICS.

AND OF COURSE SINCE RIVENS HAPPENED TRADE CHAT IS POINTLESS AND MY MESSAGE ABOUT WANTING TO SWAP MODS IS INSTANTLY SHOT TO THE STARS

[u/Teslok]

I WAS HOPING SOME OF MY LESS-ACTIVE CLAN MEMBERS WOULD COME BACK AND HELP US GET THE 20K POINTS. WE HAVE 3 ACTIVE MEMBERS WHO CANNOT BE ONLINE AT THE SAME TIME, AND 2 "BARELY" ACTIVE. ONE GOT 2000 POINTS, THE OTHER HAS DONE THE FIRST FEW STAGES OF THE EVENT BUT HASN'T LOGGED IN SINCE.

WE'RE AT 18K POINTS GUYS.

PLEASE. I WANT THE SHINY GOLD CREEPSTATUE.

BUT THEY WERE LIKE "SIMS 4 IS FREE" LAST WEEK, AND NOW ARE AT "WE HAVE COME TO THE COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED DECISION THAT THE THING FOR US TO DO IS START A NEW MMO TOGETHER, BUT WE'RE ALL GOING TO START AT DIFFERENT TIMES AND IN DIFFERENT CITIES SO WE WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO PLAY TOGETHER UNTIL ABOUT 5-6 DAYS OF IRL PLAY."

I'M ALL ABOUT THAT NEW GAME ENERGY, BUT THIS IS FFXIV. AND LIKE EVERYONE WE KNOW WHO ALSO PLAYS ARE ALL ON DIFFERENT FREAKING SERVERS. AND I HATE SUBSCRIPTION GAMES WITH A FIERY BURNY HATE AFTER SPENDING WAY TOO MUCH MONEY ON STAR WARS: THE OLD REPUBLIC, WAKFU, WILDSTAR, AND ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE.

AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS SERVER QUEUE BUSINESS? IT'S 2019. WHY CAN'T WE PLAY ON THE LEAST POPULATED SERVER LIKE WE ALWAYS DO?

OH RIGHT, BECAUSE WE WANT TO PLAY WITH ESTABLISHED FRIENDS (BUT LIKE ONLY 2 OF THEM).

[u/MalevolentFish]

THE SEEDING STEP EPEHEMERA REFUSES TO DROP FOR ME.

I HAVE FARMED MULTIPLE ARBITRATIONS PER DAY SINCE IT WAS ADDED TO THE LOOT TABLE. I HAVE ENOUGH ENDO TO MAX OUT EVERY PRIMED MOD AT LEAST TWICE. I HAVE ENOUGH AYATAN SCULPTURES TO COMFORTABLY SEE ME THROUGH TEN YEARS OF NIGHTWAVE. I ALREADY HAVE NINE AURA FORMA. MY VITUS COUNT IS IN THE THOUSANDS.

I JUST WANT TO LEAVE GRASS WHERE I WALK.

ALSO:

STOP TAKING ABILITIES/ENERGY AWAY AND CALLING IT A CHALLENGE IN EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF NEW CONTENT. YOU DID IT WITH NULLIFIERS. YOU DO IT EVERY DAY WITH SORTIES. YOU DID IT WITH COMBA/SCRAMBUS. YOU DID IT WITH EIDOLONS. YOU DID IT WITH SANCTUARY. YOU DID IT WITH ORB VALLIS. YOU DID IT WITH BOTH PROFIT TAKER AND EXPLOITER. YOU DID IT WITH ARBITRATIONS.

IT'S GETTING OLD.

A REAL CHALLENGE SHOULD TEST OUR ABILITY TO USE WHAT WE HAVE AVAILABLE. REMOVING WHAT WE HAVE AVAILABLE ONLY TESTS TWO THINGS; OUR ABILITY TO PLAY A TENTH OF WHAT THE GAME HAS TO OFFER, AND PATIENCE.

[u/FM_Hikari]

PEOPLE SAYING THE OPTICOR VANDAL IS BAD, THAT I'M BAD FOR USING IT OVER OTHER META WEAPONS AND BLAH BLAH BLAH

[u/MisterCrispy]

I ACTUALLY LOVE THE DEFAULT COLOR SCHEME OF THE PRIME FRAMES. DON’T JUDGE ME FOR NOT CHANGING THEM TO SOME CRAZY RAINBOW VOMIT SCHEME!

[u/Joorkax]

NEW UI MIGHT LOOK BETTER, BUT THERE'S LESS FEATURES. WHY DO I HAVE TO HOVER OVER ALL 4 ITEMS TO KNOW IF I HAVE THE PRIME PART WHEN CHOOSING RELIC REWARDS?!

[u/inkandichor]

CAN WE, AS A COMMUNITY, NOT SHOVE META GAMING INTO PEOPLE'S FACES. I'LL PLAY MY TANK ENDURANCE LIMBO ANYTIME WITH FULL EFFICIENCY ON ANY GAME MODE I WANT AND STILL DO GOOD AND HAVE FUN RATHER THAN OH YOU NEED THIS FRAME, OH YOU NEED THIS OTHER FRAME NO I PAID FOR MY LIMBO'S FASHION I'M USING HIM!

[u/drbaconwitz]

SARYNS AND MESAS MAKE EVERY MATCH IM IN BORING AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS PARTICIPATE

[u/[deleted]]

I AM SATISFIED!

[u/Trasid]

USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION BEFORE POSTING A NEW THREAD. THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE 20 PEOPLE BEFORE YOU HAVE ASKED THE SAME QUESTION IN THE LAST 24 HOURS... *COUGH* NITAIN *COUGH*

[u/Wanderaimlessly]

I HADN’T PLAYED WARFRAME IN A YEAR. I COME BACK AND THERE IS SO MUCH NEW SHIT I DONT KNOW WHERE TO START. I’VE NEVER BEEN SO OK WITH BEING OVERWHELMED

[u/IAmNotMatthew]

I KEEP GETTING CALLED BY MY CLAN TAG, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE MY IGN, MANY PLAYERS CALL ME BY MY CLAN TAG. BY NOW IT PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH. I'M BROKE AND I CAN'T REMOVE IT.

[u/altbdoor]

HERE'S YOUR DAILY HOST MIGRATION RANT.

JESUS CHRIST, TO THE DUDE WHO LEFT ME TO KILL THE TERALYST BY MYSELF WITH A HOST MIGRATION, WHICH I BARELY MADE IT WITH FOUR DEATHS AND THREE MORE BULLETS IN MY SHITTY RUBICO PRIME.

[u/[deleted]]

THE FAILED LOGIN IP BAN IS STUPID

MY BROTHER FORGOT HIS PASSWORD AND TRIGGERED THE BAN

I CAN'T LOGIN TO MY ACCOUNT ON THE SAME PC

HAVE TO USE VPN NOW

AT MINIMUM, 2FA SHOULD LET US BYPASS THIS

[u/shardsofcrystal]

Y'ALL I GOT TO TRY THE NEW INDEX MAP LAST NIGHT THANKS TO A CREDIT BOOSTER TRIBUTE

ARCHITECTURALLY IT'S A COOL MAP, HAS SOME SURPRISING AREAS, AND IS A REFRESHING CHANGE FROM THE OUTDOOR ONE GIVEN I DON'T HAVE TO TAP AT THE EDGE TO PICK UP A FALLEN POINT FROM THE LEDGE, BUT I HATE GETTING IT CAUSE OF TWO ISSUES

FIRST OFF IT'S TOO DARK

I'VE TURNED UP THE BRIGHTNESS ON BOTH MY SCREEN AND INTERFACE CONTROLS ALL THE WAY AND I STILL CAN'T SEE ANYONE ON THOSE STAIRS OR ON THE OVERLOOKING LANDING, I NEED TO FIND ALL OF MY TARGETS BASED SOLELY ON THEIR ENEMY RADAR AND JUST SPAM PLASMOR UNTIL THEY DIE

ADJUST THE LIGHTING TO SOMETHING REASONABLE

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY SOMETHIN JUST AIN'T RIGHT ABOUT THE SPAWN RATES

IN SOME MATCHES THERE'D JUST CONSTANTLY BE MORE BROKERS TO HIT UP, ALL OVER THE PLACE, UP IN THE SIDE ROOM, AT THE END OF THE HALLWAY, ON THE STAIRS, CONSTANTLY MORE TARGETS

AND IN OTHERS WE'D GO FOR MINUTES WITHOUT ANY BROKERS SPAWNING AND NONE SHOWING UP ON RADAR AND CONSTANTLY HAVE TO TURN IN LESS THAN 5 POINTS JUST TO KEEP THE TIMER GOING

I STRONGLY SUSPECT THERE'S A CHANCE OF THEM SPAWNING SOMEWHERE INACCESSIBLE AND ITS MESSING UP THE FLOW

DE PLEASE FIX

[u/[deleted]]

WHY IS JORDAS STILL SUCH SHIT AND TEDIOUS BOSS? WHO THOUGHT IT'D BE A GOOD IDEA FOR SACRIFICE SPOILER FIGHTS TO BE SUCH A PAIN WITH STARTING EQUIPMENT (I BEAT IT, BUT IT'S STILL ANNOYING)? WHY DOES THIS THREAD SAY SHARE YOUR NAME BUT NOBODY SHARES THEIR NAMES? WHERE IS THE NIGHTWAVE S2?

[u/minkymy]

WHY ARE IVARA DROPRATES SO LOW?! I'M SO NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO ACTIVELY FARMING HER BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST SO LOW! I'LL DO IT BECAUSE IM AFRAID OF RUNNING OUT OF STUFF TO DO AND ALL BUT SO! LOW!

[u/[deleted]]

WISP’S REGULAR HELMET IS GODDAMN UGLY

[u/Warhammerboi]

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[u/The_Heef]

• THE TOMB GUARDIANS IN THE INAROS QUEST! I UNLOAD MY ENTIRE AMMO STOCK TO GET ABSOLUTELY * NOWHERE! I JUST FOUND LUA AND KEEP GETTING MY * KICKED BY THE SENTIENT QUEST TOO!

MY FRAMES SUCK, MY COMPANIONS SHOULD BE FIRED AND I’M SICK OF HAVING TO USE A FULL CLIP TO KILL SOME CORPUS PEASANT!

OR MAYBE I JUST SUCK AT THIS GAME AND AT LIFE, I DON’T KNOW.

[u/silverkingx2]

GET THE OPTICOR!