r/SubredditDrama • u/DoctorExplosion • Sep 05 '15
/r/ledootgeneration invades /r/movies thread discussing new James Bond poster; mods declare all "Mr Skeltal" and "doot doot" comments will be removed
/r/movies/comments/3jr22q/new_version_of_the_official_spectre_poster_now/curl6eo353
u/zasdcxzasdcx Sep 05 '15
I was never really hip to the whole Mr Skeltal/doot thing, but when I saw that poster I knew r/ledootgeneration would have a field day
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u/chickenburgerr Sep 05 '15
never really hip
more calcium will make your hips a lot stronger
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u/jollygaggin Sep 06 '15
🎺🎺🎺
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u/ognits Sep 05 '15
I thought the poster had been edited by r/ledootgeneration until I read the comments. Turns out it's real, in which case I don't really know what can be said about it other than "ugh" and "doot doot".
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u/Rabble-Arouser Sep 05 '15
I seriously can't believe that's the real poster. It looks like they stole a still from the skull trumpet video.
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Sep 06 '15
"I want to get off Mr. Bonds wild ride."
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u/sirgraemecracker Sep 06 '15
"do you expect me to talk?"
"no Mr Bond I expect you to thank Mr skeltal."
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u/ThatPersonGu Sep 05 '15
I don't really know, I kind of like it. It's campy, in a weird sort of way.
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u/rabiiiii Sep 06 '15
That jacket makes Daniel Craig look 5 years old. It's so fucking loud I didn't even see mr skeltal behind him at first.
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Sep 05 '15
Yeah, except I get the feeling the mod didn't enforce that new rule just to protect the sanctity of the poster. Mostly to stop his fucking sub become a huge circlejerk of the same fucking meme in reply to the same fucking meme in reply to the other hundred same-fucking-meme.
There's only so many times you can read "doot doot" in sequence before you want to bust heads.
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Sep 05 '15
Why? It's a shity poster I don't understand why people can't make fun if it. I don't necessarily like Mr. Skeletal but I legitimately thought it was a joke edit to the original poster before I read the comments.
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Sep 05 '15 edited Sep 06 '15
Well, that poster is embarrassing.
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u/duckvimes_ Sep 06 '15
Funny thing is, I never even noticed the skull when I glanced at the poster earlier. I think my brain just edited it out.
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u/I_Am_NOT_The_Titan Sep 06 '15
That's pretty low quality even for a highschool student. It looks like a middleschooler who just figured out how to use the "Layer" option.
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u/justcool393 Sep 06 '15 edited Sep 06 '15
Holy shit guys! I finally opened Photoshop! I can do layers and shit. Oh, you want that there? Okay, cool, here is your poster! And it has skeletons! doot doot
In fact, just for fun, I'm going to remake it and see how easy it is (the cutout will probably be the hardest part).
I'll post it here later.
RemindMe! 1 hour
Edit: It seems that it gets pretty hard to get the cutout for it, because some things like the dress and the background near it are so very similar. So, I'll try to get something, but it might be tommorow. I'll try to post an update.
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Sep 06 '15
But what was up with the trailer though, revealing the villain halfway through...
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u/sirgraemecracker Sep 06 '15
Well we all knew anyway but yeah for fucks sake, it's like if YOLT had the Blofeld's face reveal in the trailer.
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u/antiname Sep 06 '15 edited Sep 06 '15
So don't watch the trailer?
Edit: I'm asking if I'm better off not watching the trailer for any major spoilers.
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u/rabiiiii Sep 06 '15
If that poster was my introduction to the Bond franchise, you can bet I'd never watch it.
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Sep 06 '15
You really pick movies to watch based on their posters?
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u/rabiiiii Sep 06 '15
Kind of. I don't watch movies in theatres all that often to begin with. Obviously with a Bond movie I know what I'm getting into but if I just saw a random action movie poster that looked like that it wouldn't pique my interest.
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Sep 06 '15
Stop being ageist. High school students don't need your disdain. Their lives are hard enough.
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u/Contero Sep 05 '15
Like r/movies discussion is so cerebral that some doots are going to really bring down the quality.
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u/Tieblaster Sep 06 '15
Nah, r/movies is great. Where else can you hear about people who loved every movie that was panned by critics?
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u/victionicious Sep 06 '15
Was Interstellar a masterpiece or was it mediocre? Find out tomorrow on r/movies!
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u/PhillyGreg Sep 06 '15
Mediocre...it didn't have Chris Pratt. Now can we please talk about Quentin Tarantino!
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Sep 06 '15
Mediocre? But Christopher Nolan can't make a bad movie! It's in his genes! Have you guys seen Pulp Fiction?
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u/tawtaw Sep 06 '15
I really sympathize with r/moviescirclejerk. Almost any movie review site is better than r/movies. A lot of limited release esp foreign films don't get attention on the sub until they end up on Netflix ffs.
Where else can you hear about people who loved every movie that was panned by critics?
I think almost every comment in the No Escape thread had some variation of "critics are super dumb" and at least one use of the word "badass."
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Sep 06 '15
Where else can you hear about people who loved every movie that was panned by critics?
Meh, critics have panned some great movies. British critics hated Psycho initially, Kubrick's A Clockwork Orange and The Shining were not well-received at first. Ebert would revisit movies, usually giving them more praise than he initially did (he gave The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly a 3/5, IIRC, and later said that he should have given it more). Halloween is regarded as a classic but it's not like critics liked it at first.
Disagreeing with critics isn't exactly a mark of bad opinions or anything. I sometimes wonder what panned movies will receive kinder praise a decade or two down the road.
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u/onlyhereforhiphop Sep 07 '15
| I sometimes wonder what panned movies will receive kinder praise a decade or two down the road.|
Like Speedracer! I fucking love that dumb, dumb movie.
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Sep 06 '15
r/movies is the only place that will tell you your taste is shit because you watch movies other than marvel movies. Those are for pretentious fuccbois who don't understand the genius shakespearian merit of quips of Ultron.
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u/Doomsayer189 Sep 06 '15
At the risk of defending r/movies, they're actually very down on Age of Ultron.
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Sep 06 '15
It was a beautiful derail. Sometimes it's good, especially when discussion is too far into r/iamverysmart territory.
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u/DaedalusMinion Sep 06 '15
hat some doots are going to really bring down the quality.
So it's not that great, which means you just allow any shit comment to stay...What kind of fucking logic is that?
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Sep 05 '15 edited Sep 06 '15
MGM AND COLUMBIA PAID A LOT OF MONEY TO GET THIS ON THE FRONT PAGE, CAN WE PLEASE FOCUS ON THE MOVIE
thank mr. hailcorporate for good calcium and shills.
Edit: this fuccboi is losing a nut.
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u/rabiiiii Sep 06 '15
They should have taken some of the money they spent on upvotes and spent it on fixing that horrible poster.
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u/Dared00 Sep 06 '15
A slightly changed version of the poster appears here a few days after the first version was mocked on this sub for looking shitty. I'd bet my left nut that MGM's marketing people used this place as a testing ground for the poster.
Or maybe... just maybe... poster appeared there because IT'S A FUCKING MOVIE NEWS IN A SUBREDDIT ABOUT FUCKING MOVIE NEWS YOU IDIOTIC POOPNUT.
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u/abuttfarting Sep 06 '15
Edit: this fuccboi is losing a nut.
That unwarranted sense of self-importance.
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Sep 05 '15
Some alternate titles for the film:
Live and Let Doot
A Doot to a Kill
License to Doot
Tomorrow Never Doots
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u/explohd Sep 06 '15
You Only Doot Twice
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u/greytor Sep 06 '15
Thunderdoot
Golden Doot
Dootfall
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u/cremebo Sep 06 '15 edited Sep 06 '15
From Russia with Doot
Dootfall
Dr. Doot
Doots are Forever
Dootraker
Doot Another Day
The Man with the Golden Doot
For Your Doots Only
Doot Day Afternoon
Citizen Doot
2001: A Doot Odyssey
The Land before Doot
Doot be a Skeltal to Doot Central While Dooting your Doot in the Doot
Edit: Quantum of Skeltal
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Sep 06 '15
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doot
Doot Man Walking
Day of the Doot
The Skeletal Key
The Land Before Doot
A Game of Doots
Puss in Doots
Mr. Skeletal 2: Electric Dootaloo
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u/mittim80 Sep 06 '15
A doot's life
Doot inc.
The dootcredibles
Finding fuccboi
Doot story
Ratadootie
Doot
Doots
Doot-e
Doot
This is getting ridiculous
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Sep 06 '15
A Doot too Far
Bridge Over the River Doot
A River Runs Doot It
Speed 2: Doot Control
Skeletal: the Professional
I agree, I think it's dead.
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u/redisforever Sep 06 '15
Raiders of the Lost Doot
Indiana Jones and the Doot Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skeleton
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u/randomsnark Sep 06 '15
Oh. Maybe that's why my edited poster didn't get much response in that comment thread. Didn't realize there was a whole dooty drama going on over the issue.
I mean, I wasn't expecting a standing ovation or anything, but it seemed like something that would get maybe 4 upvotes and a reply, instead of 1 and silence.
It didn't get deleted either though, so I guess the mods were just searching for keywords instead of scrutinizing every post for doot-transgressions.
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Sep 06 '15
Pretty funny. Can you make the 007 into D007 ?
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u/randomsnark Sep 06 '15
Hm. I definitely could, I tried to keep it somewhat minimal though, both due to laziness and because adding too much can very quickly kill the joke. I'm not sure if having both "D007" and "Coming doot" would be too much.
I guess when I get to my desktop I could make a version with only D007 and a version with both pretty quickly, since it's just one letter. Matching the fonts is the only tricky bit.
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Sep 06 '15
Oh yah fuck all that shit. Wasn't sure how much effort it would be. I just thought it would be funny for my own sake. Oh well what are you gonna doot
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u/randomsnark Sep 06 '15
Eh, it's pretty straightforward. You should bear in mind that anyone shopping a skeltal poster in the first place probably has too much time on their hands. Also, I don't hold myself to especially high standards, which makes it even quicker.
So someone finding it a little funny is plenty justification.
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u/Kytescall Sep 06 '15
I was downvoted in r/movies for saying the first Spectre poster looked like shit. It's just him standing. How much more uninspired could you get? There's minimalist, and then there's lazy. This is lazy.
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u/justcool393 Sep 06 '15
Yeah, that'd probably take 15 minutes in Photoshop to make. I think the hardest part would probably be finding all the coming soon shit and the facebook logo and then importing it.
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u/altrocks Sep 06 '15
So why hold back the memes?
It's not like there's going to be a serious conversation about "colour composition" or a discussion of the psychology of Bond's pose.
It looks like a 5 minute job in Photoshop. That's all the respect it should have.
That guy fucking gets it, man.
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u/ArchangelleDovakin Sep 06 '15
This has to be a joke, right? This can't be real.
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Sep 06 '15
Doot Doot Mr. Bond...
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u/OmniscientOctopode Sep 06 '15
Do you expect me to talk? No Mr. Bond, I expect you to thank mr skeltal.
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Sep 06 '15
It's a 100 million dollar movie and they hired the photoshop battle guys to do their worst.
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u/tooterfish_popkin Sep 06 '15
I like the poster. I'm a big fan of the films and I recall one if them was set in New Orleans and these skeltal guys were spooky as shit when I was a kid. Maybe someone can explain it. The only negative I see is them reusing old ideas as if they're having to recycle stuff.
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u/ArchangelleDovakin Sep 06 '15
The problem is that it looks like a first semester photoshop student who never took a class on composition made this.
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u/24grant24 Sep 05 '15
What a bunch of fuccbois those mods are. They will not fare well in the skeleton war.
I especially liked this comment
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Sep 06 '15
They better not come to r/ledootgeneration or we gonna have to whip up some fuccboi r/movies flair real quick
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u/Whales_of_Pain Sep 06 '15
Can someone tell me what the fuck the joke is with the ledootgeneration thing? Where does it come from? I don't understand.
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u/Zankou55 Sep 06 '15
The word skeltal is only on that page once, it doesn't explain how skulll trumbet became skeltal. How did fuckby become fuccboi and how did it get associated with mr skeltal? This makes no sense.
I never thought the day would come when KYM would fail me.
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u/pissbum-emeritus Sep 05 '15
mgm anD cOlumbia paid a lOt of money To get this on the front page, can we please focus on the movie.
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u/semisilver Sep 06 '15
The chain of those a little ways down was unexpected and pretty funny.
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u/pissbum-emeritus Sep 06 '15
That thread is a classic food fight. Enormously entertaining.
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u/Not_for_consumption Sep 06 '15
Can someone ELI5?
Skeltal? Doot?
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u/justcool393 Sep 06 '15 edited Sep 06 '15
Skeletons.
r/ledootgeneration was a joke based on r/lewronggeneration. Anyway, the poster looks like someone just figured out how to use the layering feature of Photoshop and lifted a picture of a skeleton off the internet.
It's kind of a reddit meme for when skeletons are posted to thank mr skeltal (this is how his name is, don't question it) and doot doot all the way to good calcium and bones.
So, there you go.
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u/thecricketnerd Sep 06 '15
How do things become a thing? How did this?
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u/teapot112 Sep 06 '15
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u/juicemagic Sep 06 '15
That's their problem,MGM gave it too little spooky and not enough dooty
My day is made.
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Sep 06 '15
lmao. if r/movies couldn't see that this poster with a fucking skeleton would get r/ledootgeneration to go nuts, then they deserve all the doots.
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u/kilgoretrout71 Sep 06 '15
Am I so old or out of touch, or what, that I neither know nor really care what the fuck this doot doot shit is all about? I'm 44 years old and I actually pay attention to what's going on most of the time--at least on Reddit--and I started seeing references to this shit on r/circlejerk and I was like "yeah, whatever." Now I can't escape it to save my life.
I did Google it out of curiosity and it just resulted in more shrugs. So, I dunno. Here's the keys to the future, guys. Don't wreck it, please.