r/wheredidthesodago • u/-eDgAR- Why, soda, WHY? • May 02 '13

Soda Spirit I should not have gotten drunk before the gym.

http://imgur.com/vWtpqbz
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u/-eDgAR- May 02 '13

Source.

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u/dp85 May 02 '13

WHY CAN'T I JUMP ROPE NEAR THIS WALL

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u/-eDgAR- May 02 '13

My favorite is this guy.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

Since when did jumping rope require such an absurd amount of coordination and all that other stuff they said you needed?

I'm pretty sure it only takes a beginner about 10 seconds to get the hang of it.

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u/CantaloupeCamper May 02 '13

ROPE JUMP PARKOUR SUCKS!

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u/GhostOfPluto May 02 '13

A ropeless jump rope that you can use without jumping. It's a ropeless jumpless jump rope.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

You know, I know of a bunch of people who are pretty uncoordinated or just don't have the room in their houses for jump roping, and for whatever reason don't want to do it outside. You know what they do? They put a tennis ball in a pair of old socks and do the same thing this item does. Or they keep their arms down and just jump in place.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

I think someone else was doing the same thing and then realized they could sell that idea to idiots and made millions.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

MOTHERFUCKIN' RAVE TIME

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

I had to Google this to see who's joke it was.

It isn't a joke.

This is a product. People have bought it. There's reviews for it. You know what they're complaining about? The little blue balls on the end slap your hand and sting you. Not that they just payed $35 dollars for a jump rope that doesn't actually have a rope or require you to jump.

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u/Thorachu May 02 '13

"You can use it in the bedroom!" ;)

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u/-fluffs May 02 '13

Love the math. 10 minutes = 30 minutes.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13 edited May 03 '13

According to this article jumping rope burns slightly more* calories than jogging, but less than running. Can't imagine anybody buying that line.

*Edit: fewer -> more

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

You mean if I increase the intensity of my workout I will burn more calories ... NO WAY! Jumpsnap is amazing!

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u/BrodyApproved May 02 '13

"Weird... in a good way. Like going to the gym drunk." -Jack Donaghy

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u/-eDgAR- May 02 '13

That has to be one of my favorite Jack quotes along with "Well, it's business drunk, it's like rich drunk. Either way, it's legal to drive."

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u/BrodyApproved May 02 '13

All the best ones are about being drunk. "Okay, in my defense, every April 22nd I honor Richard Nixon's death by getting drunk & making some unpopular decisions"

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u/Hesho95 May 03 '13

Not all of them! You're forgetting:

Liz: "Why are you wearing a tux?"

Jack: "It's after six. What am I, a farmer?"

Happens to be one of my favorites.

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u/ineptum May 03 '13

Relevant

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u/-eDgAR- May 03 '13

That is one of my favorite episodes ever!

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u/gulpeg May 02 '13

http://media.tumblr.com/2b8b2bc69d69e14880f17726cc59e061/tumblr_inline_mglom7TnES1qltqg1.gif

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u/FishWash May 02 '13

oh god she looks like a muppet

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u/TheLeviathong May 02 '13

She looks as though she's going to literally melt.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

Please don't disrespect Muppets.

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u/OuroborosSC2 May 02 '13

Muppets don't have nipples.

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u/UberNube May 03 '13

You've obviously never heard of Rule 34 then.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

Look at those tracts of land!

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

WARNING: Game of Thrones spoilers below.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

I just can't imagine why someone would spend time spoiling a TV show for people they'll never even see. I genuinely want to meet them irl.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

Like most other forms of trolling, it's probably boredom and a splash of resentment.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

Once or twice, sure. we all get frustrated sometimes. This happens regularly though. It's just systematic cuntishness.

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u/GuessWho_O May 02 '13

Yeah let's just pay for our supposed enhancements instead you filthy lazy shitcunt.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

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u/ienjoymen May 02 '13

FUCKKKKKK YOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

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u/GHitchHiker May 02 '13

What did he say then?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

Well done, fuckface.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

I already knew one of them, and it was right. Maybe the other two were wrong?

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u/MURICAN_HERE_BITCHES May 02 '13

The trick is to keep drinking.

Pansy.

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u/Rockran May 02 '13

Alcohol are calories.

Calories are energy.

MORE ENERGY FO' MO-GAINZ

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

Creatine. Not even once.

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u/Hesho95 May 02 '13

/fit/ comics always have me giggling like an idiot. This one was fucking beautiful.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

You totally missed the moral of that story.

Cardio, not even once.

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u/SonOfSatan May 02 '13

Wow, that was actually a little touching at the end there.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

I never thought I would say this but... That escalated quickly.

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u/Yst May 02 '13

Yeah, alcohol doesn't cause a sensation of muscular exhaustion like this woman seems to be demonstrating. It causes an absence of muscular sensation.

A drunk man is an inhumanly strong man (unaware of muscle strain), until he passes out or collapses.

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u/jeckles May 02 '13

Hence the blacked out 5 mile walk home wearing only your beer jacket

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u/Rockran May 02 '13 edited May 02 '13

Her seat is too high.

Sorry for the shitty quality from Gif. Exploder, but the red line should highlight the problem: http://i.imgur.com/il3EzkY.jpg

Her hips rise and fall with each pedal - This can create back problems when cycling and is something you want to avoid.

When you cycle, your hips should remain stable.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

Last time I went to my MMA class buzzed I puked inside my gloves and it soaked into my wrist wraps

Never again

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

Wow, may the 1st is a holiday in germany, so naturally I hiked 30 km while drinking with a few people, and this was exactly how I felt at work today.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

Well, yeah, sometimes you just take a couple dozen beers and a few friends and walk around drinking.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

Who put roofies in the water fountain?

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u/TheGreatGatsby2827 May 02 '13

False. Getting drunk before the gym gives you Viking strength.

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u/farceur318 May 02 '13

"Weird in a good way. Like going to the gym drunk."

-Jack Donaghy

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

Every Friday morning at mandatory PT in the Navy.

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u/Mjt8 May 02 '13

I don't know why they make you pt. fat is buoyant.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13 edited May 03 '13

Precisely! Honestly though, most sailor's routine was to make sure the Master Chief or physical training petty officer sees you run one lap or so, then slyly duck out behind the training building. Then rush to your car and drive away fast. The typically weekly training would start with about 200 sailors and within the first 15 minutes would dwindle down to 30 or so. (At least in my two commands). It's all about that muster. Eventually, (in Hawaii) we convinced our LPO that swimming should qualify as an official exercise program, then on Fridays we'd just meet at the beach and go surfing. The only time anyone focused on actual cardio and endurance training started about two weeks before our annual psychical fitness examination that, if failed, had the potential to get you kicked out of the Navy, and ended the next day after the exam.

TL;DR Most sailors (2003-2008) dodged all forms of physical exercise.

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u/slime_master May 02 '13

Couldn't be more relevant

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

FINALLY. Someone posted it.

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u/slime_master May 02 '13

Why didn't you post it then?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

On mah phone. Can't really copy and paste.

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u/slime_master May 02 '13

Android, Windows or iOS?

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u/rocknrollercoaster May 02 '13

Holy shnikies this is hilarious. Well done OP.

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u/cutthroattrick May 03 '13

Being drunk and going running is not the best idea.

I learnt that first hand the other night.

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u/nicksatdown May 02 '13

I would need to be drunk to work out in that gym or any gym.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

Everyone knows you let the gym get drunk first.

Rookie.

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u/ukiyoe May 03 '13

Looks more like a hangover!

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u/[deleted] May 03 '13

For all those times you wake up hung over but say, I can't skip today, I have that 10k next month.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

Dude, I always get my buzz on before I go and get swole, bro.

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u/mwilkens May 02 '13 edited May 03 '13

I seriously don't get what this subreddit is about and why it pops up on the front page everyday.

Well, fuck me right.

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u/-eDgAR- May 02 '13

From our sidebar:

A subreddit for ads taken out of context in animated images.

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u/Boyblunder May 03 '13

Because you subscribed to it dawg.

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