r/polandball • Rhineland-Palatinate • Dec 05 '17

Today is Finland's 100th anniversary!

100 years ago, on 6th of december 2017, the Perkele country gained Independence!

Today we are celebrating Finland's centennial, and everything white and blue is considered fashionable. We can't go outside on a gloomy day like this; better stay at home and enjoy a cup of coffee while watching the president shaking hands for hours on the TV.

While at it, feel free to soothe your eyes with the aurora borealis dancing above the Finnish wilderness in its mystic grace (drawn by u/colossa) while several depictions of the country's history are being presented. After the opening (1. pic, u/colossa) you'll see the end of the Russian civil war, where an empire fell and a new one rose on its place, giving a small nation a chance to become a state among others, though not without a bloody civil war (2. pic, u/colossa). In 1939, the bloody Winter War began, followed by the Continuation War and the Lapland War, all of which had a traumatic effect on the country that hadn't even been properly insustrialized and was unsure of its future. But there was still hope (3.pic, u/hulibuli).

During the Cold War, the westernised-but-without-a-clear-direction Finland was balancing between the star-spangled west and the red bear of the east. Compromises were made, diplomacy occurred, and saunas were heated as leaders discussed the future of the pesky Finnish turf (4. pic, u/colossa). In 1975, for the first time in history, the two giants of the known world sat at the Finlandia Hall in Helsinki. Here, the neutral ground proved its effectiveness and no fists were shaken (5. pic, u/colossa).

We Finns are known for our cold nature and respect towards one's personal space (6. pic u/colossa), though we also love our nature dearly (6. pic, u/colossa). In fact, it has become a modern tradition for the Finns to watch a live stream of a seal lying on a rock every summer. That's how modern we are, you would think that the distant and dangerous Finland would know about the marvels of technology, (7. u/sitoutumaton and 8. pic, u/colossa). Through the internet we have managed to make ourselves known to the world, and even attract tourists, who come from far and wide to enjoy are local delicacies, such as reindeer and bear (10. pic, u/colossa).

You, too, are very welcome to visit our humble swamp of a home, where grass is greener and snow more yellow, where winning (against Sweden) matters more than anything else (11. pic, u/asteh), land set for the future (12. pic, u/sitoutumaton). As I said earlier, today up here in the north we are celebrating that country.

Onnea Suomi!

The event was made possibe by no other than the well known silent masters of spherical arts:

Have a good time!

Suomi mainittu perkele!

To shout like this, simply add two hash symbols at the start of the line. Like so:

##Suomi mainittu perkele!

Special characters: ä Ä ö Ö Å å


An archive of the event design can be found here.

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u/OllySudden Dec 05 '17

Come join us Estonia

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u/Jim_Zawacki Dec 05 '17

The only ones drunk enough to defeat russia

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u/iskela45 Dec 05 '17

Ebin :-DDD

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u/Colossa Dec 05 '17

helvetin hyviä makkaroita

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u/SockFinn Dec 06 '17

OI MAAMME SUOMI, SYNNYINMAA

SOI, SANA KULTAINEN

EI LAAKSOA, EI KUKKULAA

EI VETTÄ, RANTAA RAKKAAMPAA

KUIN KOTIMAA TÄÄ POHJOINEN,

MAA KALLIS ISIEN!

Maamme

And, of course, here's Finlandia by Sibelius!

Happy centennial anniversary, fatherland! Let's toast for another century of peaceful independence!

HYVÄÄ ITSENÄISYYSPÄIVÄÄ, 100-VUOTIAS SUOMI!

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u/AratharMX Dec 05 '17

I just want to say PERKELE

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '17

FINLAND EXISTS!!! YAY!!!

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u/Homusubi Dec 05 '17

Sorry you didn't get your mountain Finland, you deserved it!

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u/hulibuli Dec 06 '17

Investoikaa Itä-Suomeen!

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u/-Damien- Dec 06 '17

P

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u/EE89 Dec 06 '17

YES

IS ONLY DAY WHEN SUOMI IS NOT CONSTANTLY SAY PERKELE

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u/UnJayanAndalou Dec 05 '17

I like Kaurismaki's movies.

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u/yaddar Dec 05 '17

PERKELEE FINLAND!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '17

u/propeller-head, you must be ecstatic!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '17

Ei saa peittää!

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

"FINLAND!" - Patrick

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u/Fortzon Dec 06 '17

Nyt on hieno banner saatana!

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u/Bobbbcat Dec 05 '17

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAUNA LAND

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u/XxX_datboi69_XxX Dec 06 '17

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EASTERN SWEDEN

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u/Colossa Dec 05 '17

saatanan tunarit

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u/Wondrr Dec 05 '17

Suomi mainittu perkele!

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

Talvisota never forget!!!!!