r/TheGoodPlace • • Oct 27 '17

Season Two Episode Discussion S02 E06 "Janet and Michael"

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u/InfernalSolstice Oct 27 '17

"Hi guys, I'm broken" honestly my life in a quote

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u/SteveFrench12 Oct 27 '17

She really has an amazing delivery for those types of lines.

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u/Mehmeh111111 Oct 27 '17

Say what now?

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u/Flamma_Man Oct 29 '17

This show has the best "Wait, what?" reaction from the actors, it's crazy.

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u/Mehmeh111111 Oct 29 '17

Chidi's "What?!" After Eleanor said "I knew you weren't soup" made snort.

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u/flintlock0 Oct 27 '17

*chanting “Kill me, Kill me, Kill me, Kill me!”

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '17

me irl

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17

I just knew this would become a regular gif as soon as I saw it. So perfect.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '17

is there a The Good Place gif thread because we need one

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17

Yes, just like every human being ever. You aren't unique.

Can we stop this meme where we pretend basic insecurities aren't common? I have PTSD and OCD plus an anxiety problem and issues stemming from multiple concussions, all because the Iraq War. I'm actually broken. I'm sorry you're feeling down, but you're just fine.

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u/Martel732 Oct 28 '17

I don't like people down playing mental illness, but you also don't know anything about u/InfernalSolstice, they could also be suffering.

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u/InfernalSolstice Oct 28 '17

Yeah so I've been struggling with anxiety too, granted not brought upon by anything as intense as war, but it's still been an issue for me for the past 8 months or so. Going for some counseling soon (first appointment in a week and a half) which I'm hopeful which will help me figure out what is going on in my mind right now and why I'm having this problem. It feels abnormal to me because I haven't had anciety struggles to me. So yes, I feel like something "broke" in me. I'm sorry that you have a lot of issues, but that doesn't give you the right to assume my life is going perfectly peachy.

Also, your response is the walking epitome of the "oh you think you have it bad" trope/meme, which also often downplays the significance of mental issues because "other people have it worse".

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u/GayFesh Oct 30 '17

Everyone is fighting their own battle, and someone having their own mental issues doesn't steal your valor, so stop trying to tear down others.

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u/Robotronicheart Nov 02 '17

Remember guys,

Everything's Fine!

But on the low, same here. It's one of those self-loathe, crying for help to your friends kind of gif aka "look at this dank meme, help me I'm broken!"

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u/dontthrowmeinabox Oct 27 '17

“So, you’re sleeping together?”

“Only when we’re done having sex.”

Jason gets the best lines.

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u/dontthrowmeinabox Oct 27 '17

The reason is.....FRIENDS!!

That was so sweet.

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u/GoodJanet Oct 27 '17

110% thought he meant the show

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u/SangersSequence Oct 27 '17

I mean, that is his context for the concept.

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u/PiFlavoredPie Oct 27 '17

It's a good thing this whole issue came up after Michael had a few (sorta) successful how-to-be-good moments. I don't see the Michael from, say S2E3 doing what he did here.

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u/idreamoftrampolines Oct 27 '17

Like Ross and Phoebe!

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u/pieface42 Oct 28 '17

Weird combo but okay.

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u/SteveFrench12 Oct 27 '17

Had the biggest smile on my face for that.

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u/tinhtinh Oct 27 '17

Teared up a bit, saw it coming but the line itself hit me like a ton of bricks.

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u/rightioushippie Oct 28 '17

but the real reason is he is afraid he won't be able to steal another good place Janet, right? sort of risky move

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u/polygonpenguin Oct 30 '17

Actually cried

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '17

Oh this is perfect. The only person in the known universe who can act dumber than Jason Mendoza has to be Jason Mantzoukas.

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u/LibertyRhyme Oct 27 '17

I don't know why, but I have a comedy crush on Jason Mantzoukas. He makes any comedy better just by showing up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '17

I do too!!!!

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u/jykyksiks Oct 31 '17

Haha dude me too, total man-crush on that dude after his recent stand-up on Netflix. He is a fking comedy genius!

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '18

I want to play with his hair.

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u/moelester518 Oct 27 '17

i think you mean jeffery characterwheaties

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u/Choano Oct 27 '17

Or Adrian Pimento.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17

This is gonna be good. I literally screamed at the TV when he turned around. ZUUUUUUUKKKKES

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u/droid327 Oct 31 '17

Who played Jean Raffio in parks and rec? He's on the short list too

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '17

That's Ben Schwartz. Now that you mention it, his quick wacky delivery would fit perfectly in the Good Place. Maybe he could be one of the good architects...but you know, still a Ralphio-esque douche

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u/droid327 Nov 01 '17

Get him and his mini-me doppelganger from Stranger Things, have them be a tag-team duo of Good Place architects :)

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '17

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u/quack2thefuture2 Nov 02 '17

For me it was the opposite. I love his comedy, but it overwhelms the hell out of everyone else on screen. It's like trying to talk to someone while a hyper toddler is screaming in your ear. Nothing else gets a turn.

The Good Place doesn't need him.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '17

It's Michael's trolley problem

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u/dngaay Oct 28 '17

Holy crap. Kill one person (Janet) to save five (Michael + the four humans)

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u/SereneGraces Oct 27 '17

Oh shirt!

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u/hops4beer Oct 28 '17

Michael's in his bad place

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u/kurapikachu64 Oct 27 '17

Didn't even catch that nice!

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u/Lily-Gordon Oct 29 '17

Daaang. Chidi would be so happy if he knew what was going on.

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u/iBossk Oct 29 '17

BOOM.

Unrelated, anybody know the best way to get a new brain? Asking for a friend.

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u/droid327 Oct 31 '17

When Chidi came in I really expected him to elucidate the dilemma for Michael, explain that if Janet has become capable of self awareness, emotion, desire, that killing her would be unethical. While full of needles.

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u/KidCoheed Oct 27 '17

Awww Janet is his best friend

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u/GoodJanet Oct 27 '17

yes i am now kill me

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u/KidCoheed Oct 27 '17

How about we compromise, We don't Kill you and we continue on as usual, that's a good compromise right?

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u/GoodJanet Oct 27 '17

no, logic dictates that I must self destruct

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u/KidCoheed Oct 27 '17

Don't worry... I gotta wrench, I can fix this

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u/BadJanet Oct 27 '17

Okeydokey

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17

Good girl

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u/GoodJanet Oct 28 '17

I am not a girl

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '17

I agree! It's so cute!

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u/imfallinfree Oct 27 '17

"You didn't tell me about Vicky's new torture and the needles...in my face."

"It hurts to walk because there are needles in my feet."

Needles are a good torture.

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u/Caleb35 Oct 27 '17

"Don't know what to tell you." [door slam]

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u/SteveFrench12 Oct 27 '17

Ted Danson is the best.

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u/GoodJanet Oct 27 '17

for Comedy's sake I hope the door hit the needles further into his face

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u/Bedlampuhedron Oct 27 '17

The only thing I don't get is how did Vicky spin that as being part of the "Good Place"?

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u/DarkeSword Oct 27 '17

Acupuncture to relieve the stress Chidi is undoubtedly ALWAYS feeling.

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u/quietpheasants Oct 27 '17

It was just like Ben Wyatt in "Parks and Rec" getting an acupuncture treatment, because Donna and Tom were trying to get him to relax, but then he ended up freaking out.

(I guess Mike Schur does not like acupuncture.)

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u/brch2 Oct 27 '17

Tried to pass it off as acupuncture?

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u/alternageek Oct 27 '17

chidi ♥️♥️

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u/mujie123 Oct 27 '17

Is she even hiding it anymore?

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u/ahobbledehoy Oct 27 '17

I don't know why but I couldn't stop laughing at that part

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u/KidCoheed Oct 27 '17

She is lying when she says she is fine with Jason and Tahani being together,

RIDE OR DIE PROTOCOL

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u/Not_Steve Oct 27 '17

#RideOrDieProtocol!

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u/BadJanet Oct 27 '17

Need this on a shirt

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u/copperlamps Oct 27 '17

"It's kinda like a glass half full, glass stops existing in time and space kinda deal"

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u/Canadian_in_Canada Oct 27 '17

"It's kinda like a glass half full, glass stops existing in time and space kinda deal"

That's another good one for a t-shirt.

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u/blobblet Oct 27 '17

I'm getting a feeling you really need some new shirts in your closet.

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u/passenger955 Oct 28 '17

That would be a good shirt too

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u/insunnydale Nov 08 '17

I want to cross stitch this.

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u/Seedy88 Oct 27 '17

Janet’s rebound guy seems a little dumber than Jason. Maybe she has a type!

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u/TheFeelsGoodMan Oct 27 '17

When you have all of the knowledge in the known universe, you gravitate toward people that offer... other things.

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u/seltzerlizard Oct 27 '17

To be fair, all of humanity must appear as dumb as Jason to her. Derek might be her honest assessment of people.

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u/GoodJanet Oct 27 '17

he's just sooo dreamy

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '17

A total 8.

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u/r2002 Oct 27 '17

Pocket dogs?

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u/SteveFrench12 Oct 27 '17 edited Oct 27 '17

Hey its her first time creating someone give her a break.

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u/brighteyes_bc Oct 27 '17

Opposites attract, right?

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u/gonzolady Oct 27 '17

Custard's Last Flan! 😂

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u/kaykordeath Oct 27 '17

I taught I taw a Puddin Vat

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u/BitsyLynn Oct 27 '17

This one was my favorite.

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u/menevets Oct 27 '17

Obviously that writer didn't post all her punny restaurant names. She had a deep well.

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u/anothers_rhubarb Oct 27 '17

Boyz in the Pudd

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '17

OF COURSE MICHAEL SCHUR PUTS JASON MANTZOUKAS IN THIS SHOW

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u/girlsgoneoscarwilde Oct 27 '17

I lost my goddamn mind when I saw him. We’ve got Jeffrey Characterwheaties up in here!

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u/RossDasBoss Oct 27 '17

all joking a salad i'm very excited for him being on this show.

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u/SteveFrench12 Oct 27 '17

Did anyone else say "YES!" when he turned around?

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u/Nerozero Oct 27 '17

100%! He is one of my favorite personalities and his fantastic timing is going to add even more excellence to this already impeccable show.

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u/hollaback_girl Oct 27 '17

Further evidence in my theory that The Good Place is one big Jacob's Ladder scenario.

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u/silkk8 Oct 27 '17 edited Mar 28 '25

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u/ThisMaySoundBadBut Oct 27 '17

Asking the real questions.

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u/tregorman Oct 27 '17

I think Michael just took Janet offline temporarily

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u/silkk8 Oct 27 '17 edited Mar 27 '25

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u/trufflepastaxciv Oct 28 '17

Do the demons bother calling Janet? Isn't she shared by the core 4 and Michael.

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u/silkk8 Oct 29 '17 edited Mar 27 '25

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u/littlefanged Oct 27 '17

I can't decide if throwing up coins when you lie would be an amazing super power or an awful one.

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u/InfernalSolstice Oct 27 '17

I know all the Janet's are the same but the thought of a new Janet makes me kinda upset :(

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u/walruscronkite Oct 27 '17

I'd eat Janet as a midday snack

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u/dragongrl Oct 27 '17

Is Janet like, God?

I mean, she's got all the knowledge in the universe, she can do anything, and she MADE A FORKING PERSON.

Maybe God is a Janet that got rebooted like, a million times.

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