r/SubredditDrama • • Aug 07 '17

DC or Marvel? Let the debates begin

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17 edited Aug 07 '17

But, I'm objective when looking at a Goldblum quote

lmao

like he interpreting a novel or some shit

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17

Using "objective" or "logical" in an argument is a great way to know someone is a massive tool (unless it's a place like r/philosophy)

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u/EasyReader Aug 08 '17

I've never been there, but I'd be objectively surprised if r/philosophy wasn't filled with tools.

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u/Tahmatoes Aug 08 '17

Mostly when they use it wrong.

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u/itsactuallyobama Aug 07 '17

So he took a fairly serious question, comparing the body of work of these two major companies, and just flippantly tossed it aside.

He acts like they asked Goldblum about which side of the abortion debate he falls on and Goldblum was like, "eh who gives a fuck."

It's comicbooks. Move on. And this is coming from a guy with a huge Marvel Avengers tattoo.

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u/kasutori_Jack Aug 07 '17

fairly serious question

...

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u/OldBiffFromTheFuture Aug 07 '17

In no world is "Do you like ham or turkey sandwiches better" and this is the same type of thing. Only on stereotypical online communities is this anything close to a hard-hitting question.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

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u/dethb0y Aug 08 '17

Here's a real serious question: When superman had the xenomorph in him and it was about to bust out of his chest, would that xenomorph (empowered as it was by his kryptonian anatomy) have been a more engaging and interesting hero than superman?

I think it would be.

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u/arsitrouke Aug 08 '17

But superman is often interesting because of how his humanity and morals interact with his incredible power. A super powerful, amoral, unstoppable xenomorph would be pretty boring imo

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u/KlausFenrir Aug 07 '17

These are the same guys who get upset that people cheered and whooped at the Infinity War trailer in Comic Con. They don't understand that most people don't really give a fuck about the seriousness of comic books.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

There's a lot of comic books that are genuine works of art.

Most superhero comics are not those comics, let's be real

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u/kralben Aug 08 '17

Most superhero comics are not those comics, let's be real

And what a lot of people don't get is that "not being art" is totally fine. A lot of comic fans would get upset at what you wrote, but a good chunk of every medium is not super artistically significant. In the same way the there are loud blockbuster movies, or trashy TV shows, they can be part of comics as well. Sometimes you just want to look at a sweet fight.

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u/Amelaclya1 Aug 08 '17

Why do people get so offended if someone doesn't like the things that they like?

I don't like comic books, and don't know the differences in the two major publishers. But that doesn't mean I have a negative opinion of those that do, or their artists and authors. It's just not my thing.

So even if Goldblum was being dismissive, who cares? I don't get why fans take this shit so personally.

(But for movies, Marvel >> DC. Let's get another fight started)

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u/B_Rhino Aug 08 '17

(But for movies, Marvel >> DC. Let's get another fight started)

With who, exactly?

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u/kralben Aug 08 '17

Yeah, people take this shit way too seriously. I spend a good chunk of money every week on comics, but they are entertainment in the same way that anything else is. I really dont understand how some people can get so worked up over other peoples opinions on their entertainment.

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u/BetterCallViv Aug 08 '17

The next time someone asks me about abortion I'm going to say that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17

You are getting undeserved downvotes from Goldblum fans

Those exist on Reddit?

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17

Goldblumites walk amongst you in every facet of your life, unseen, hiding in plain sight. You'll never know when one is near until they strike, and then?

Well, there it is.

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u/Jrex13 Aug 07 '17

Goldblumites, uh, find a way.

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u/TitusVandronicus Aug 07 '17

Every time someone downvotes you on Reddit it's because they are part of a secret cabal trying to silence your correct opinion. Clearly.

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u/Goroman86 Aug 07 '17

Underserved downvotes or Goldblum fans?

No to former and yes to the latter.

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u/LadyFoxfire Aug 08 '17

Well I wouldn't call myself a passionate fan of his the way I am about Kurt Russell, but I think he's quite a good actor.

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u/mygawd Aug 08 '17

Well who else would downvote them? It's not like their comment was completely ridiculous

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u/BonyIver Aug 07 '17

Comic book content varies from simple to complex just like regular fiction.

And yet I don't often see people passionately debating whether Penguin Books or Viking Press is better

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u/H37man Aug 07 '17

Penguin Books are far superior.

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u/itsactuallyobama Aug 07 '17

I'm glad you said something. I thought OP was trying to start some real shit. It's nice to see some logic in here.

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u/davidreiss666 Aug 08 '17

Penguins are the most vicious killers in the Animal Kingdom.

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u/stellarbeing Aug 08 '17

And they kill it in the publishing sector, too

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u/AntiLuke Aug 07 '17

Quick Google shows that Penguin owns Viking, and is also merged with Random House.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17

Dude must just be shilling for big book

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u/davidreiss666 Aug 08 '17

Would you like to see my Pop-Up Book?

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u/BonyIver Aug 08 '17

They're building the NWO right under our noses

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u/Mred12 Aug 08 '17

Big Book could do with some shilling, tbh.

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u/mygawd Aug 08 '17

Free will is an illusion

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17

I used to be really passionate about Barnes and Noble vs Borders Books (I have no idea why; it was a strange teen phase.), but it looks like I was right, because Borders is gone now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17

Excuse me I believe you have forgotten the name of our lord and savior Tor?

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u/dahud Aug 08 '17 edited Aug 08 '17

I was gonna say, Tor and Baen are two publishers that I've seen people really go to bat for, and I don't think it's a coincidence that those are two of the biggest names in genre fiction. Even then, they're not really pitched against each other.

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u/Amelaclya1 Aug 08 '17

This. Tor master race.

Every time I am in the used book store and don't have anything in particular in mind that I am looking for, I always find myself scanning spines for the Tor logo.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

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u/davidreiss666 Aug 08 '17

People always forgot about St. Martin's Press in that ageless debate.

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u/davidreiss666 Aug 08 '17

Why can't a person like both DC and Marvel? Especially when they are being done well.

I like Star Wars and Star Trek. Even Battlestar Galactica and Babylon Five. And Firefly and Dune. I can like both Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones. Doctor Who too.

Sure, I don't care for some things as well. Harry Potter and Stargate aren't something I enjoy. I tried to get into them at various times, but never could. But unless I'm joking a bit and making fun of my fellow geeks, I don't really care if somebody else likes them. I have friends who like them both. Good for them finding something they enjoy.

Star Wars is the holiest of the trilogies to me. But I was eight or nine when it originally came out. So it's always going to be best to me, because it came out right at the time when I was forming that opinion.

Just as I am sure some kid today is sure Game of Thrones is never going to be bettered by anything else in the history of man. He is 100% correct for him personally.

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u/snack_mac_cho Aug 08 '17

I like Star Wars and Star Trek. Even Battlestar Galactica and Babylon Five. And Firefly and Dune. I can like both Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones. Doctor Who too.

This sounds like a Dr.Seuss poem for nerds. I like it.

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u/davidreiss666 Aug 08 '17

I think you mean Dr. Asimov.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

I always thought it was a stupid argument. I like Marvel's characters and universe better, but that really doesn't mean anything. I've read DC comics that are great and I've read shit from Image and Vertigo that make both look like crap.

Brand loyalty is fucking stupid

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

I don't get it especially with the comics where it should be clear that the creative team is more important than the publisher.

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u/B_Rhino Aug 08 '17

It's all about who can beat up who.

Batman can beat up iron man so DC is better, duh.

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u/chaosattractor Aug 08 '17

Batman can beat up iron man

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/DavidlikesPeace Aug 09 '17

Upvote for mentioning Babylon 5!

Just rewatched it this month and it was a wonderful experience. Thanks for reminding me tho that it's just my pride (far less than time constraints) preventing me from diving into Trek DS9 and other big name shows

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17

Company dependent on residual cultural nostalgia vs company dependent of Hollywood blockbuster tie-ins.

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u/63CansofSoup Aug 07 '17

I feel attacked

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u/Cthonic Aug 07 '17

Company dependent on residual cultural nostalgia vs company dependent of Hollywood blockbuster tie-ins.

Wait, so which one is which?

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u/C0rnSyrup Aug 08 '17

Only DC fans talk like this.

Also, the best part of saying "Have you seen the new Spiderman?" is you can ask every couple of years, and it still works! Same with "Will they ever make a good Fantastic Four movie?

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u/Cthonic Aug 08 '17

"Will they ever make a good Fantastic Four movie?

The Roger Corman version already exists, so why would they keep trying to outdo a masterpiece?

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u/YesThisIsDrake Aug 09 '17

the roger corman fantastic four is unironically the best fantastic four movie that's been made and that should make everyone very sad.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

DC and Marvel, respectively.

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u/TummyCrunches Aug 07 '17

Dark Horse

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u/AntiLuke Aug 07 '17

Ah, the RC Cola in the comic version do the Coke/Pepsi debate.

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u/KillerPotato_BMW Aug 07 '17

Moxie.

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u/AntiLuke Aug 07 '17

I think that'd be IDW?

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u/Redhotlipstik Aug 08 '17

I thought D.C. owned Dark Horse?

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u/AntiLuke Aug 08 '17

You're probably thinking of Vertigo.

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u/Knife7 Aug 08 '17

D.C. Use to own Dark horse but Dark horse broke off and became its own seperate, independent company due to executive meddling.

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u/davidreiss666 Aug 08 '17

There was a time when I was young when my father bought nothing but RC Cola. It was one of the few good things about him. Now I can't find it on the self of any of the local supermarkets. I tend to buy store-brand pop here too. It's bottled at the local Coke bottling plant so it's Coke without the markup.

And I tend to prefer Coke to Pepsi, but if Pepsi is a penny cheaper I will happily buy it instead. I'm in favor of cheap.

Of course, when I moved around country when I was younger, I noticed that in most other areas around the country, the local store brand pop was always shit. I think it's just a fluke that it's one of the majors in disguise around here.

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u/AntiLuke Aug 08 '17

Store brand being name brand sounds like a lucky break. RC is easy to find in Oregon, but I think it's had kind of random luck as to where it can find a foothold.

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u/theamars Aug 07 '17

I guess you could say they're the...Dark Horse in this race

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u/dIoIIoIb Aug 07 '17

"i only read manga"

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u/reodd Aug 07 '17

Image comics was where it was at, but Dark Horse did those amazing Star Wars comics - Dark Empire.

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u/kralben Aug 08 '17

Controversial opinion time: The Marvel Star Wars comics are way better than anything Dark Horse published. I have read a good chunk fo the Dark Horse stuff (not all of it, so I could have missed some gems), but it comes across as fan fiction-y far too often. Maybe if I had been reading as it came out, it would have been better, but some of the new Marvel stuff has been legitimately great (the Han Solo mini, the Chewbacca mini, and the first Darth Vader run).

That said, I might have crap taste

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u/Choppa790 Aug 08 '17

Image Comics ftw

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u/DrewRWx Aug 08 '17

They got their claws into me deep with Phonogram.

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u/LorenOlin Aug 08 '17

Plus Image and Vertigo.

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u/LadyFoxfire Aug 08 '17

What about New England Comics, which gave us the joy that is the Tick?

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17

What is this the 90s? /s

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u/dethb0y Aug 08 '17

Avatar Press thanks.

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u/BRIStoneman Aug 08 '17

Rebellion, please.

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u/KlausFenrir Aug 07 '17

Someone just compared JK Rowling and William Shakespeare.

Lmfao.

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u/Nimonic Aug 08 '17

I mean... I'm not actually a fan of Harry Potter at all, but nor do I think Shakespeare was some unassailable, unmatched talent either. He was great.

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u/delta_baryon Aug 07 '17

Yeah they're nothing alike. One is incredibly derivative, is hugely popular despite being looked down on by contemporary intellectuals, and wrote far too many sequels.

The other is JK Rowling.

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u/larrylemur Aug 08 '17

By the time Richard III came back in the fourth clone body I was ready to walk out of the theatre.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

ayyy

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u/mygawd Aug 08 '17

What's the difference, they're both Brits

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u/cisxuzuul Aug 08 '17

Millennials

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u/H37man Aug 07 '17

Its the difference between Independence day and independence day 2. One is the best thing ever and the other is a turd.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17 edited Aug 07 '17

I wish this is was a comment in the linked thread, just to see who would project the hardest to get offended by it.

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u/dIoIIoIb Aug 07 '17

this is the difference between independence 1 and 2

that and 20 years of movies full of stuff exploding that take away all the wow factor

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u/YesThisIsDrake Aug 09 '17

okay but. both of those movies are terrible.

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u/Not_A_Doctor__ Aug 07 '17

Image published Invincible. So they deserve love too.

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u/prettydirtmurder Aug 07 '17

Listen, there's just no way for me to understand who you really are as a person until we discuss your feelings about these rival mass-market entertainment companies. For example, which of these two money factories is the more shameless whore in their merchandising?

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u/MechanicalDreamz Aug 08 '17

That my friends is just Samuel L Jackson.

This isn't a Marvel vs DC thing, it's just SLJ is a whore.

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u/BetterCallViv Aug 08 '17

A rich whore.

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u/milleribsen Aug 07 '17

I'm so Jeff in this situation.

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u/jacksonbarrett Aug 07 '17

Lmfao, yeah I'm sure that the authors and artists of marvel and dc comic books are all up in arms over what jeff goldblum said.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17

Hey, DC's trying. Dan Jurgens may be making an even bigger continuity mess in trying to "fix" everything but at least... actually I don't know what he's doing.

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u/MisterBigStuff Aug 07 '17

<chuckles in hypertime>

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17

tbf, they certainly are sticking to their guns with all the changes going on. At least last I checked.

Its like they took all the complaints people had, backlogged it and then just UNLEASHED IT all at once.

Or people who grew up in those times were people who finally joined up.

That or they finally got the courage to look at their social networks.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

Honestly the amount of difference gets overhyped. For every broad generalisation about one company being like X and the other being Y there's like 30 counter examples you can pull out your arse.

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