r/SubredditDrama • u/Mr_Star_Cloud Accepts donations of popcorn and fries. • Jan 06 '17

Porn drama in /r/Linux

/r/linux/comments/5me5r8/linux_with_3_market_share_on_pornhub_in_2016_up/dc2wjko/
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u/Aetol Jan 06 '17

It's always an emotional moment to witness the birth of a new pasta.

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u/LeeBears Jan 06 '17

You wanna turn yourself into a dramanaut wrapped up in trite subreddit arguments, be my guest. But think about what you are doing when you visit SRD. You are conditioning yourself to get smug at two redditors arguing in front of you. That's not discourse, and it's not valuable conversation. It's fucking weird, and not the good kind

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u/Mr_Star_Cloud Jan 06 '17

BRB, x-posting to r/copypasta

EDIT: Done!

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u/CalleteLaBoca Jan 06 '17

Your wife will suffer for that attitude, but hey, self indulgence rules the day in the 21st century.

ohai there, r/lewronggeneration!

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u/amartz Jan 06 '17

For millions of years, no humans masturbated and everyone focused on living fulfilling lives full of hard work.

Then the 21st century came.

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u/LeeBears Jan 06 '17

Everything changed when the Fap Nation attacked.

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u/Tahmatoes Jan 07 '17

First they came for the criminals, but I said nothing because schlick schlick schlick schlick schlick

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u/CalleteLaBoca Jan 06 '17

I didn't masturbate until 2000, so this is unassailable.

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u/dirtygremlin Jan 07 '17

Dinosaurs didn't masturbate because they couldn't. Checkmate theists.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '17

I mean, birds can apparently jerk it. And what is a dinosaur but a large, scaly bird?

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u/TheIronMark Jan 06 '17

I'm a recovering addict.

Ah, there we are. The old "I had a problem with self-control, so now no one can do this thing".

Got it.

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u/skysterman Jan 07 '17

I don't understand how anyone thinks that they can argue and get angry at people to convince them to do something? Religion, sex, abstinence, drugs, porn- yelling and being angry is not the way to convince someone nor is being super fucking judgmental when you used to do the exact same thing before you stopped! "I used to whack off to gay porn but now I don't so I don't know how you could wack it to gay porn too! Stop that you vile fiend or else you won't ever be loved again!!!"

What complete bullshit

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

Linux use up 14% from 'nothing' to 'next to nothing'.

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u/sje46 Jan 07 '17

I suppose it's for the best that Linux doesn't become entirely mainstream, just as long as it remains relatively active and popular among programmers.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '17

I'm a Linux sys admin at a Fortune 500 company. Our whole business is built on Linux. No one here uses it on the desktop. It's 90% macs and 10% windows.

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u/Works_of_memercy Jan 06 '17

Linux use up 14% from 'nothing' to 'next to nothing'.

Do you want to talk about this?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '17

It all started when I discovered that one could Google "Big titties" and be greeted with a plethora of porn sites between the ages of 9 and 10...

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u/thebourbonoftruth Jan 06 '17

An altright, ancap and "ex"-porn addict but not/r/nofap ? I'm surprised actually.

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u/SuitableDragonfly Jan 06 '17

Maybe he thinks nofap is full of "SJW"s.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '17

You wanna turn yourself into a voyeur wrapped up in fake pedantic internet drama, be my guest. But think about what you are doing when you watch idiots in a flamewar. You are conditioning yourself to get aroused at two users flaming each other right in front of you. That's not drama, and it's not spicy. It's fucking weird, and not the good kind.