r/OutOfTheLoop • • Oct 13 '16

Answered Why is Russia telling all Russians abroad to go home?

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u/YourResidentRussian Oct 13 '16

A Russian tabloid, znak.com, published an article saying that, according to five unnamed government employees, there is a feeling in the top layers of Russian leadership that government employees should not school their kids abroad because it's bad PR. They are encouraged to bring them back to Russia, and those who don't get the message should not expect to be promoted.

Whether that is true is not known, it's a tabloid, and it's the only source.

But in any case there is no

  • recent

  • order

  • by Putin

  • to do anything.

Your tabloids picked this up and have a field day with it. Don't read tabloids.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

Thankful someone is pointing out tabloid hyperbole

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u/Dude_man79 Oct 13 '16

This is almost as bad as people taking articles from the onion seriously.

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u/elmo298 Oct 13 '16

Or believing everything on Reddit

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u/beepbloopbloop Oct 13 '16

Area Man Mistakes This Article for Real News

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate Oct 13 '16

This is almost as bad as people taking articles from the onion seriously.

Until, you know, life imitates art.

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u/twosummer Oct 14 '16

Man I just realized that hyperbole has the word "hype" in it. [6]

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u/humptydumptyfall Oct 13 '16

Are you telling me batboy isn't real?

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u/EatYourCheckers Oct 13 '16

I will never believe that. His accomplishments give me hope.

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u/Reddit_cctx Oct 14 '16

Weekly World News for the win!

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u/semper_JJ Oct 14 '16

I always internally read hyperbole as hyper bowl for a split second before I realize what it is

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

Don't tell r/The_Donald

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u/samplebitch Oct 13 '16

Ugh was just over there. They think Obama and Hillary are planning WWIII to prevent Trump from winning, so Russia is having people bring all their kids home... or something. Also, they had Scalia murdered.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '16

And people are in this thread harrassing tabloids.

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u/rukh999 Oct 13 '16

To be fair, they're right it's bad PR. Maybe Russia should spend less time saber rattling and more time working on their education system and they wouldn't have to do that. (And yes the US too, that is a given)

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u/_michael_scarn_ Oct 13 '16

I never knew I could use bulletpoints to write a

• sentence

• weirdly

• thanks

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u/YourResidentRussian Oct 13 '16

In the long run, propaganda will reach the broad masses of the people only if at every stage it uses bullet points. Nothing confuses the people more than lack of clarity or itemization. The goal is not to present the common man with as many varied and contradictory theories as possible. The essence of propaganda is not in variety, but rather the forcefulness and persistence with which one selects ideas from the larger pool and hammers them into the masses using the bullet points.

Joseph Goebbels, Wille und Weg, 1 (1931), pp. 2–5.

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u/Fri-Mar-18 Oct 13 '16
  1. This time the bullet point cold rocked ya

  2. A yellow ribbon instead of a swastika

  3. Nothin' proper about ya propaganda

  4. Fools follow rules when the set commands ya

  5. Said it was blue

  6. When ya blood was read

  7. That's how ya got a bullet point blasted through ya head

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

Are those lyrics?

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u/emecom Oct 13 '16

Rage Against The Machine?

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u/an_actual_human Oct 13 '16

This is not entirely without subtelty.

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u/YourResidentRussian Oct 13 '16

I also had a very good quote from 1 Corinthians, which in my mind ran something like this: "The fuck you preach to people using languages they don't understand? To show off? Motherfuckers, I speak more languages than all of you bitches combined, but I don't do this to you, do I? If we all assemble in a church and everyone starts speaking in a different language to show how smart he is, and someone walks in, would not that someone say, 'Are you tripping, bitches?' Talk to the crowd in the language it understands!"

That was my intuitive recollection (not bad for a Soviet-schooled atheist). But when I looked up the actual quote (and I'll let you know there are exactly 55 entries of "tongue" in the Russian edition of the New Testament), it kind of was not like that. Yes, about the same message, but so diluted that it was clear it would not work, even if I bullet pointed it. And when I looked at the English translation — man, your Bible is surely different from ours. Yours clearly was translated by peopleth who didth not readth Chapter 14, ye.

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u/ghostofpennwast Oct 13 '16

Tldr listivles are literally hitler?

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate Oct 13 '16

hammers them into the masses using the bullet points.

Can confirm, part of the gun that falls to fire the bullet.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

Something that's always confused me - was propaganda not seen in a negative light in the '30s? If someone had to tell me today that a country has a minister of propaganda I'd be pretty taken aback.

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u/frud Oct 13 '16

Much of what used to be in the "propaganda" box is now in a box labeled "public relations".

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u/YourResidentRussian Oct 13 '16

There is a very good book on Goebbels by David Irving, the guy who'd discovered his diaries in the Soviet archives, you should read it. Basically, this appointment was a major setback for Goebbels. He played an important role before the Nazis came to power, but once they did, instead of the titles and positions he expected, he was given a stupid task, basically a honorary position of no importance, just to shut him up. That he channeled his whole energy into this stupid position and managed to do something real there — that probably was not expected by the Nazi leadership.

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u/Deltigre Oct 13 '16

It got listed by Facebook as a "trending story" with 1m people talking about it, which is probably why it's spreading around, even to people who don't generally read tabloids. I noticed it was mostly Fox and conservative blogs in the Facebook aggregator.

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u/ksheep Oct 13 '16

Probably shouldn't trust the Facebook "trending" system at the moment. Turns out that it's had some issues ever since they changed the system to be completely automated, including multiple instances of fake news appearing in the ticker alongside legit stuff.

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u/RoboOverlord Oct 13 '16

You should probably be aware that "trending" systems are advertising portals for sites, and therefore shouldn't be trusted at all.

You know what it takes for facebook to trend a story with a million likes? A couple of clicks and boom, it's on everyone's front page.

Do you really think the only stuff that shows up there is what is popular on facebook today? If so, I have a bridge to sell you in NYC.

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u/ksheep Oct 13 '16

Oh, I'm aware. It was arguably worse before they set it up to be fully automated, as they had some staff members choosing what to trend and what to bury, which resulted in a fairly one-sided message coming through. They even admitted that they added stuff to trending even when it barely had any coverage at all (for instance, some of the various protests over the past year). In theory, the fully-automated system makes these sorts of stories from appearing (although I'm sure there's still an override that allows them to add stuff to the top of the queue) but it results in a lot more fake news appearing in the feed.

Honestly, it would probably be best if they just scrapped the whole thing at this point. It's too easily manipulated and has lost all credibility as a news source.

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u/Deltigre Oct 13 '16

Yes, I should have included that but it's a subtext that's constantly in my brain when I view "trending"

Doesn't mean Joe Schmoe, and especially not your average Fox News viewer, knows that there are issues with the trending system.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

government employees should not school their kids abroad because it's bad PR.

Thanks for clarifying.

I assumed it was more of a "get your families to safety in the event of war" sort of thing.

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u/fckingmiracles Oct 14 '16

That just a the_donald spin the way I understand it.

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u/Veritech-1 Oct 13 '16

Nice try "recent order by Putin to send all Russians home", but I'm not falling for it.

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u/S8600E56 Oct 13 '16

Username checks out.

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u/Ragnar_Targaryen Oct 13 '16

The saddest part is that getting Russians abroad is actually improving their relations with foreigners IMO; and in my case, with Americans.

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u/YourResidentRussian Oct 13 '16

This is very true, but consider that it's unrealistic for even a well-off Russian to send his kids to Western Europe or the United States: too expensive. It starts working only at the graduate level where you can get a stipend on merit. For high school or college — forget about it. Thus only the children of the "elite" do that. Which makes the government look bad: they are supposed to make life in Russia better and send their children abroad instead.

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u/Ragnar_Targaryen Oct 13 '16

So the Russian government doesn't subsidize any education achieved out of Russia?

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u/YourResidentRussian Oct 13 '16

Probably not. Again, this would be bad PR. There was some kind of a presidential stipend, but I am not sure it exists today, and it was given to just a few. Russia has free education at all levels, it makes sense to put this money into the system rather than pay it to some kind of Oxford. There are a bunch of good colleges like Moscow State, and as for high schools, I'd say they are better than the Western ones. They at least teach you how to disassemble and assemble an AK in under 28 seconds: did your school teach you this? You come out unprepared for the real world. There will be a day when your sergeant eyeballs you, and the stopwatch shows 29 seconds: whatcha gonna do then? (I honestly don't know any practical use for speed disassembly-assembly other than not pissing off your sergeant.)

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u/FarkCookies Oct 14 '16

It is not expensive at all to study in college/university in Western Europe.

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u/YourResidentRussian Oct 14 '16

So, how much would it cost to study in an undergraduate program for a non-EU citizen, rent an apartment, and buy food?

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u/mellowmonk Oct 13 '16

Such resentment against the ruling class must be redirected to where it belongs—against foreigners.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

Don't read tabloids.

Nah bro. I gotta keep up with Brangelina. I can't sit on the sidelines on this one.

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u/rootbeer_cigarettes Oct 13 '16

Whew. NHL season just started and we need those enigmatic Russians. :D

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u/EatYourCheckers Oct 13 '16

Interesting use of bullets.

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u/muddynotsofunny Oct 13 '16

Putin's daughters studied abroad. Didn't do him any harm.

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u/Eevea Oct 13 '16

But the reason people find it so very believable is because of the crazy, nationalistic, warmongering way Putin acts. It's not purely because it's a tabloid.

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u/YourResidentRussian Oct 13 '16

What if he acts in a crazy and warmongering way just in your tabloids too? I had to skip "nationalistic" because every leader has to be that way, and I contemplated skipping "warmongering" because a war is often required (look at Syria, we cannot hit them with a flower), but you probably had a different meaning for it: submarines in Norway performing a bomb run with broken transponders and other tabloid stuff, so I left it be.

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u/hiS_oWn Oct 13 '16

On a completely unrelated note, what are your travel plans in the near future?

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u/YourResidentRussian Oct 13 '16

Kitchen.

If I am to widen the scope, I would like to land in Medellin (yes, Narcos), spend about three months there learning Spanish through immersion (messing with the locals), and then hit the whole Latin America (minus the Caribbean Islands, they are a visa nightmare).

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

Great answer. Thank you

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u/WackyWarrior Oct 13 '16

Tabloids would be the first to pick something of this magnitude up.

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u/Youtoo2 Oct 13 '16

Doesnt russia have a sheinking population?

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u/YourResidentRussian Oct 13 '16

Russia has a positive net growth even if you don't count immigrants, meaning more births than deaths, by 0.2%. One of the few in Europe.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Russia

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u/BorisKafka Oct 13 '16

Putin is bringing everyone home because Russia needs more hackers.

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u/YourResidentRussian Oct 14 '16

That's the same guy who came up with statements like "Let's assign a man to every Russian woman" and "Let's install giant fans at the Russian nuclear testing ground and blow radiation at the Baltic states". Also a leader of an oppositional party, so it's not clear why he is Putin's ally in your press — to bring Putin into this?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhirinovsky

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u/philo_the_middle Oct 13 '16

I think this is getting blown out of proportion. The Sun (tabloid out of UK) reported it, and then Fox News cited The Sun as its source (again, a tabloid). Apparently Putin did order citizens in Turkey to leave the country amid rising tensions in the area around Syria.

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u/Arpit_B Oct 13 '16

Sun is a terrible source. It's a cancer of a newspaper.

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u/PM_ME_CAKE Oct 13 '16

It's not exactly the Daily Mail, but it's pretty there.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

And rectal cancer. They say it's where the Sun doesn't shine, but they do have their heads up their asses.

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u/scratchresistor Oct 14 '16

Something, something, lying in the Sun too much?

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

You have been banned from r/the_donald.

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u/tonyflint Oct 13 '16

The Sun (tabloid out of UK) reported it, and then Fox News cited The Sun as its source (again, a tabloid).

Fox and The Sun are owned by the same MOFO.

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u/ExplodingSofa Oct 13 '16

Well that certainly makes a fuckton of sense.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

Sadly, so is the Wall Street Journal as of 2008 :(

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u/Natdaprat Oct 13 '16 edited Mar 28 '26

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u/C_stat Oct 13 '16 edited Oct 14 '16

The S*n picked it up and Fox picked up the S*n... OK \thread... I think this answers all further questions.

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u/DaGetz Oct 14 '16

Apparently Putin did order citizens in Turkey to leave the country amid rising tensions in the area around Syria.

Sounds like its a travel warning very similar to the US state department warning

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u/xxAnge Oct 13 '16

I think it's fake stuff. Some of the articles I've seen on it are either written by a "tyler durdan" or the website has other articles like "girl wears too sexy of clothing to join isis" or various other article titles.

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u/notfunnybutdanish Oct 13 '16

Got any links? This is the first I've heard.

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u/black_flag_4ever Oct 13 '16

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3833941/Russia-orders-officials-fly-home-relatives-living-abroad-tensions-mount-prospect-global-war.html

Most of these stories are vague. I was hoping maybe someone on Reddit could provide more insight. It's surprising how much info can be obtained on here.

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u/eudamme Oct 13 '16

You know the daily mail is a tabaloid, right?

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u/HeartyBeast Oct 13 '16

That's being extraordinarily kind to the Mail. It lives through selling fear.

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u/DeadeyeDuncan Oct 13 '16

Calling that toxic haterag a tabloid is a disservice to tabloids.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate Oct 13 '16

You know the daily mail is a tabaloid, right?

Everyone knows the extra a makes it suckier.

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u/rambi2222 Oct 14 '16

Calling it a tabloid is insulting to tabloids.

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u/black_flag_4ever Oct 13 '16

Yes, but there have been vague stories about this on cable news and on the radio. I hope its fake.

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u/Flu17 Oct 13 '16

You have to understand that news stations often read tabloids too. If a tabloid's your only legit source online, it's fake.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

is any source you dont like a tabloid?

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u/eudamme Oct 13 '16

I want you to go to r/unitedkingdom and post an article from there.

Just, trust me. It's horrendous.

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u/madmaxturbator Oct 13 '16

the daily mail is literally a tabloid. that's the format it's in.

also, it's a shitty source.

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u/notfunnybutdanish Oct 13 '16

Any reputable sources? The missiles in Kaliningrad have been there before as part of exercises, the nuclear treaty has to do with Russia Finding that the US is not honoring it. I don't know about the visit to France. And do they give any source for the claim that officials are ordered home?

Edit: u/yourresidentrussian gives a good response as well.

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u/xtfftc Oct 14 '16

Fuck the Daily Mail.

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u/kimb00 Oct 13 '16

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u/kimb00 Oct 13 '16

Do we consider the Huffington Post not a tabloid itself?

You keep using that word... I don't think it means what you think it means. HuffPo is definitely biased/left leaning, and I wouldn't consider them a bastion of journalistic integrity, but no, it's not a tabloid.

There are very few articles I can even get through from them.

Well, clearly this time you didn't even try before dismissing them. I like how you were willing to put value in the Daily Mail, but outright dismissed HuffPo without even looking at the article. IF you had actually looked at the article, you would've quickly realized that it was a convenient way of linking a bunch of ridiculous Daily Mail headlines, and not because of the article itself.

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u/WiseGuyJoe Oct 13 '16

someone save me a click.

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u/UrbanToiletShrimp Oct 13 '16

They taught me about this in 9th grade history: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_journalism

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u/MetaGazon Oct 13 '16

Old timey clickbait

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u/ImmaRussian Oct 14 '16

Nickelbait

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u/LavastormSW Oct 13 '16

Because the Flotilla is about to launch a war on the Geth to retake their homeworld.

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u/Flu17 Oct 13 '16

IT'S FAKE. The end.

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u/_The-Big-Giant-Head_ Oct 13 '16

The usual made up fake stories from the Daily Mail. They seem to have run out of BS about ISIS, Muslims and Immigrants that day.

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u/rambi2222 Oct 14 '16

Hmm, they usually have Labour and Princess Diane to fall back on at times like this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

It's not true.

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u/wrick0 Oct 14 '16

because of world war 3 mister smartypants

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '16

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u/Han_Zulu Oct 14 '16

Sorry? I am a Russian-Canadian dual citizen living in Canada and this is the first time I am hearing about this being done to Russian citizens, I know for sure that this policy is nothing new and it was huge in the post USSR years but I thought that today it was only for relatives of government employees and famous actors and writers who have been affected by this. I really don't think this has anything to do with Russia wanting to promote an anti West view among its citizens living abroad and more about its shrinking work force due to its population slowly decreasing, if it is an attempt to promote an anti Western views, I am surprised the Russian Government has attempted to try and change peoples views by raising taxes, cause thats a really piss poor and stupid attempt that no government would be stupid enough to try.

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u/Han_Zulu Oct 14 '16

Can confirm, dual Russian-Canadian citizen, still waiting on a letter from Putin asking me to comeback.

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u/hughk Oct 14 '16

OTOH, I know people who can't travel now outside the country without first getting permission because their spouse has a govt job.

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u/Deckardzz Oct 20 '16

From what I heard, it's only for the children of people in high office of Russian government, and it's because they make Russia look bad while Russia espouses rhetoric about how horrible the U.S. is. Apparently, the top political figures in Russia having their children go to college in the U.S. shows a hypocrisy.

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u/ConquistaToro Oct 14 '16

US and Russian relations are in a bad spot. Could be a prelude to some rough times coming.

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u/kystien Oct 13 '16

i realize now that no one here saw the CNN Article that stated clearly that Russia and the USA are in open conflict. Not surprising.

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u/fyreNL Oct 13 '16 edited Oct 13 '16

Their 'come back home' policy has been something they've been doing for years now.

In eastern Europe and central Asia, there's still a significant amount of ethnic Russians. In certain countries. For example, the Czech republic or Turkmenistan, this number is quite low, but in the Baltic and Ukraine, the ethnic Russian population is significant.

It's more or less a patriotic gesture or something. In case you're wondering, programs like these are quite common. For example, Germany has a similar program.

This is a sort-of aftershock of the end of the USSR, with the restoration of national identity, but also a bid to attract a young workforce. It's no secret many countries in Europe are suffering a huge decline in birth rate (although, its been getting better. Russia recently had its first growth in population since 1990, for example) and as such can make do with a foreign workforce.

Also, the resurgence of nationalism also plays a minor part in this.

Like i mentioned, this is nothing new. They've been doing so for years, and they're not the only ones doing so. Perhaps the media only recently decided to cover it so much is because it fits the narrativeof current problems and events.

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u/realister Oct 13 '16

Russia is slowly heading back to communism with all the censorship included. This means that Russian schools are the best in the world why u sending your son to London? Russia is better than London are u not a patriot? Etc. just communism coming back.

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u/ROLLtrumpinTIDE Oct 13 '16

Id say it has more to do with the escalating tensions between the US and Russia. If things do escalate it would be better not to have your children abroad.

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u/realister Oct 13 '16

Nothing would happen to their children US are not savages like Russia and would not jail kids etc. Only USSR would do stuff like that.

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u/ROLLtrumpinTIDE Oct 13 '16

You do know the USSR no longer exists right? I know your claim is that they are returning to Communism, which also couldn't be farther from the truth. I'm not going to say that the current Russian government is without sin because they certainly aren't. However, your remarks simply make no sense. I know that the Russian conspiracy is the new narrative by a couple of Media sources but don't you think calling an entire country's people "savages" is a bit...antiquated?

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u/Han_Zulu Oct 14 '16

The US has the highest rate of incarcerated children than any other developed country. The US also has the highest prison population in the world.

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u/intredasted Oct 14 '16

Whoa this thread is lousy with propaganda.

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u/KotoElessar Oct 13 '16

Putin sees diplomacy as a zero sum game, if someone is winning then someone else is losing and Putin wants to be the winner. Russia has agreed to come back to the table over Syria though it is likely a ploy to buy more time for Assad to attack elements that threaten his regime. Sergey Lavrov, Russia's chief diplomat, seems to have a good head on his shoulders but he ultimately works for Putin and has to follow his boss.

The recent revelations over flight MH77, shot down with a Russian Surface to Air Missile (SAM), according to a Western investigation, and the move within the UN to call Russian and Syrian actions in the Syrian civil war, war crimes, has put Russia on the spot. Reports that Russia is moving short range (nuclear capable) ballistic missiles to their border with Poland now combined with rumours of (the original Russian source is a tabloid but the Kremlin still controls their narratives) orders for officials and families to return to Russia are meant as a sign to members of the United Nations Security Council (specifically China) that Russia is fully prepared to turn this situation into a "Hot War" to protect their sphere of power.

China will in turn pressure the West to fully explore all diplomatic channels and seek to avoid any escalation of the current Cold War.

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u/jorbleshi_kadeshi Oct 14 '16

Putin ally tells Americans: vote Trump or face nuclear war

This is so stupid it's hilarious.

We're still in a state of MAD. Nothing has changed. Nuking NATO results in the end of the world. Nuking Russia results in the end of the world.

No rational actor is going to change that. Clinton sure as hell isn't going to start a nuclear war. Putin plays irrational, but isn't going to commit suicide for no reason.

If we're talking nuclear war, the one I'd be worried about is the guy who said "If we have nuclear weapons, why can't we use them?" during an interview. Or the one who doubled down on starting war over getting taunted. That's the one who would scare the bejeezus out of me.

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u/ZealousVisionary Oct 14 '16

"That wouldn't start a war."

That's all he has to say about his comments.