r/ScenesFromAHat • u/[deleted] • Aug 01 '16

Things you do not expect to find in an IKEA

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u/Mindlesssavage Aug 01 '16

"Huh. Build Your Own IKEA."

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '16

well, will the build you own IKEA have its own Build Your Own IKEA kit inside of it?

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u/Mindlesssavage Aug 01 '16

Yes!

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '16

well how deep does it go then? will it be an endless string of build your own IKEA kit inside another build IKEA kit? I mean where does it end?!!!

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u/Mindlesssavage Aug 03 '16

it ends when the ikea is small enough to enter your bloodstream

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u/FishIslands Aug 01 '16

"Gary, look! The exit!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '16

"Introducing the CRYENFÄHRT: Ikea's new build-your-own-baby set"

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u/RazarTuk Aug 01 '16

Well, these instructions sure are clear and easy to read!

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u/Mitschu Aug 01 '16

"See honey, they really do have everything here! Let's get it home, we can put it together together!"

walks out, sets down small box, cuts the tape open, pulls out instructions

reading: "Assembling your new screwdriver. You will need parts A-N (included) and one screwdriver (not included.)"

"DAMN IT."

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u/Mitschu Aug 01 '16

walks back on stage minutes later

"Okay, let's try this again."

rips box open

reads: "Assembling your screwdriver needed for assembling your screwdriver. You will need parts A-N (included) and one screwdriver (not included.)"

"DAMN IT!"

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u/cyberscythe Aug 01 '16

"Whoa hey, aren't you the leader of our fight club??"

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u/MooingJim Aug 01 '16

"...Colin!?"

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u/drew1111 Aug 01 '16

"Where is your Texas section?"

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u/Mezzoforte48 Aug 01 '16 edited Aug 01 '16

"On sale now: The new, easy-to-assemble rocking chair!"

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u/DwellerZer0 Aug 01 '16

"Hey look! Food that isn't spoiled!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '16

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u/CaptainHair59 Aug 01 '16

Your comment:

A piece of furniture that can be assembled without seventeen mysterious extra parts left behind.

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u/CaptainHair59 Aug 01 '16

Your comment:

"What I want"

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u/CaptainHair59 Aug 01 '16

Your comment:

Diy dildos

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '16

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u/Dtrain16 Aug 01 '16

Your comment:

walks out to center of stage like Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles or Wayne Brady

"What I want"

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This is still just openly stating an answer to the prompt without a real scene. Try putting your words more into the context of actually being in an IKEA.

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u/CarnivalOfSorts Aug 01 '16

"I am in an IKEA and I do not expect to find what I fucking want."