r/polandball • u/DirtPiper Bagel world • Jun 22 '16

redditormade Japan's Day

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u/tealjaker94 Jun 22 '16

I like how Japan's reaction to someone calling him is to order pizza.

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u/Paraguay_Stronk Jun 22 '16

No!! This cannot be happening! Your comics actually make sense!! Do you need an ambulance? We can help you, we will give you whatever you need.

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u/J0es Jun 23 '16

If it makes you feel any better. He was called by the pizza place instead of the other way around.

Somebody calls Japan. Instead of asking who it is, he orders pizza from them. A food that isn't really a thing in Japan.

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u/CmdrMobium Jun 23 '16

A food that isn't really a thing in Japan

Wait, do you mean Scott lied to me?!

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u/hbgoddard Jun 23 '16

But what's the joke

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '16

Lol, you asking as tho we can answer that

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u/man1912_RBLX Jun 23 '16

Breadsticks were used to kill Chinese in WWII so China refuses to sell them

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u/YourFavoriteDeity Jun 23 '16

I'd say there's a reasonable amount of pizza here but yeah.

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u/bestur Jun 22 '16

It is obvious that we are all simply suffering from mass hysteria. DirtPiper comics are, by nature, nonsensical.

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u/Sankon Jun 23 '16

Change r's to l's for China. Change l's to r's for Japan. This was painful to read.

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u/bulgan Jun 23 '16

Yeah, japan just doesn't speak like that

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u/IrishBall Jun 22 '16

Breadsticks were actually used to kill Chinese back in WW2 so China refuses to sell them but he didn't tell Japan because he's Japan

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u/brain4breakfast Jun 22 '16

The pizza place rings him, to place an order. Shenanigans afoot?

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u/Zorby- Jun 23 '16

Doesn't your pizza place call you when you miss a day?

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u/MortalSphere Jun 22 '16

Because China is too big to fit through the door, it's impossible to film porn.

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u/bestur Jun 22 '16

China is too big

Except where it counts, another reason why impossible to film porn.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '16

I like the continuity from China's day.

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u/harmenator Jun 23 '16

He keeps referencing it.

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u/BoxOfDust Jun 23 '16

Despite its official non-existence.

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u/gymnasticRug Jun 23 '16

The fact that I can't find a punchline is so hilarious to me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '16

What is the book in reference to?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '16 edited Jun 23 '16

Another DirtPiper comic, I think it was the China's day one.

Edit: Yes, it was China's Day.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '16

Ah, at first I thought he was alluding to the Pokemon incident from the 90s.

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u/Dictatorschmitty Jun 22 '16

Apparently Japan's glasses are breadsticks-dependent

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '16

I really hope that the Dr. Pepper was a reference to Steins;Gate

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u/Maiws Jun 23 '16

What happened？

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u/CaptainKiribati Jun 23 '16

Ah, another DirtPiper comic, I love it personally. The right amount of nonsense