r/polandball • u/selenocystein Die Wacht am Rhein • Apr 21 '16

redditormade English Cuisine

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u/selenocystein Apr 21 '16

Another day, another cannibalistic PNG comic.

Btw, this was NOT inspired by u/Smitheren's "French Cuisine", I had already drawn this before.

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u/Aleksx000 Apr 21 '16

I like how you specified the PNG format.

Precious precious irrelevant information. Much like Albania, really.

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u/selenocystein Apr 21 '16

Dude, I used PNG as an abbreviation of Papua New Guinea.

...Or are you just a German trying to be funny?

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u/CyanPancake Apr 21 '16

Next time on Joke Life Preserve...

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u/GenesisEra Apr 21 '16

Again, Papua New Guinea?

You need to go on a diet.

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u/Dlimzw Apr 21 '16

Too much white meat isn't healthy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '16

"Strong Liked that."

"Everyone Else disliked that."

So maybe the Cannibal perk was worth it.

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u/Tintenlampe Apr 21 '16

Trying to push PNG as the latest hot irrelevant cuntry I see.

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u/Thane_DE Apr 21 '16

Until it ends up in the jlp, that is

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u/Skogsmard Apr 21 '16

What is the Papua New Guinea canniball joke coming from? I feel locked out of the loop here.

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u/selenocystein Apr 21 '16

Because the local tribes there practiced a lot of cannibalism and still do to a small extent (goes for both the Indonesian and the independent part of New Guinea).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_%28disease%29

http://www.livescience.com/40369-vampire-cannibals-papua-new-guinea.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea5aoOJ5bJo

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/sleeping-with-cannibals-128958913/

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u/Skogsmard Apr 21 '16

Oh. That is... somewhat disturbing...

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u/elfdom Apr 21 '16

Uh, because that's what Papua New Guinea is famous for in real life/history?

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u/lykanauto Apr 21 '16

A few centuries ago and the world would be a much better place.

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u/AgentTasmania Apr 22 '16

I'd like to see a comic where the snobs blow off a dinner invitation from britain, punchline being he's put on a brilliant Roast spread with pies and some of the world's top deserts.

A couple of the colonies showed up and ambivelantly declare 'more for us'. Aus-NZ bring a pav and plate of lamingtons.

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u/morizou Apr 21 '16

Oh no England was eaten
PNG stronk

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u/TSA_jij Apr 22 '16

The home of Kuru meets the home of Mad cow disease, the result can only be prionpocalypse for all of us. Better get headed to Randall Flagg's Vegas early so you miss the post-apocalypse traffic.

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u/LatvianRedditRacer Apr 21 '16

Who knew bringing back an old series would be that cool?

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u/Dragonsandman Apr 21 '16

This did not go where I thought it would.

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u/wakawakaoleole Apr 21 '16

yum yum me cannibal people yummy i eat you

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '16

The stereotype about cannibals on Papua New Guinea has been proven false if I am wrong please send a link.