r/KimmySchmidt • u/Dorkside Daddy's Boy • Apr 15 '16
Episode Discussion: S02E02 "Kimmy Goes on a Playdate!"
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u/bass- Apr 15 '16
"he and his sister have the world's largest collection of Greek incest pottery"
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u/bass- Apr 15 '16
"no more stupid polo shirts where the horse is like the whole shirt"
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Apr 15 '16
Let me tell you about another imperfect employee, his name was Rudolph, and he was a joke.
Love this opening.
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u/SawRub Apr 16 '16
"Ms. White. That's my Sioux family name. It was given to us in the 1920s by a sarcastic census taker."
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Apr 15 '16
OH MY GOD THE AIRBRUSHED TILDA SWINTON ON THE TRUCK. I had to pause it I was laughing so much!
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u/shbbz Apr 16 '16
I really like that that woman is named Deirdre Robespierre. This show has a lot of great names (Titus Andromedon, Xanthippe Voorhees, (Reverend) Richard Wayne Gary Wayne).
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u/sydamintoast Apr 16 '16
I loved when Kimmy was swiping through her phone to set a playdate appointment and it was her talking selfies with squirrels until they attacked her, I was laughing so hard haha
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u/mashington14 Apr 16 '16
Holy shit the robinhood conversation absolutely slaughtered me. I rewound it like 4 times.
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u/theHBIC Apr 16 '16
First episode was "meh", but seeing the construction worker again was a delight. Plus, right after that, "you know who Robin Hood is?" "Uh, yeah, that Disney movie where Robin is a fox? When you were little did you think he was handsome, and then like, your crotch gets a headache?". That was a laugh out loud moment for me.
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u/cygniguy Apr 16 '16
"I've decided to live as a bed from now on" is the motto with which I have decided to live my life from now on.
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Apr 17 '16
TIL: Chuck Lorre co-write the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme. Brilliant bit of trivia.
Also Kimmy's delivery of "The person who wrote the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme deserves to be a billionare!" was great.
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u/bergamaut Apr 17 '16
"I'm looking at the new apartment building that Rem Koolhaas and Michael Stipe designed."
"The Rem Koolhaas R.E.M. Cool House?"
Just in case someone didn't get it.
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u/whatwouldbuffydo Apr 16 '16
I was sure there was going to be a flashback to what happened down the sewer because Kimmy looked so worried afterwards (though that might have just been the sewer pizza!)
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u/jmr3184 Apr 16 '16
I love it when Kimmy acts like a bratty teenager to a bratty teenager
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u/chethai Apr 20 '16
Kimmy lifts the manhole cover. "She should not be able to do that."
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u/Stelios78910 Apr 16 '16
Scared to Google "urine playmate teen dirty" bit that joke made me laugh hard I can relate to such Siri failures especially with my british accent.
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u/deraj36 Apr 15 '16
Kimmy's interactions with Xan continue to be hilarious. "What are you doing here?" "Competing in a stupid face contest and coming in second!"
"You're weird!" "In bed!"