r/polandball • Taco bandito • Apr 01 '16

redditormade Game of Thrones.

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u/yaddar Apr 01 '16 edited Apr 01 '16

Valar Morghulis

I've been wanting to do this for SO long.

I think these guys deserve their own subrredit.

(The night's watch is a rectangle to be able to see over the wall)

(The Martells are cubed because they are neither Andals or First men, and because their original sigil was rounded.)

(u/thesunisup you wanted to see this one)

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Of course Baratheons would be the shade-wearing ones.

Loud, obnoxious, and taking what isn't rightfully theirs.

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u/yaddar Apr 01 '16

exactly!!

although this time around, the Targs are the ones with the Weapons of Mass Destruction.

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u/I_really_want_pie Apr 01 '16

remove usurpers

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u/Militantpoet Apr 01 '16

Um excuse me but Stannis is the One True King of Westeros

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u/yaddar Apr 01 '16

STANNIS THE MANNIS!!

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u/DabuSurvivor Apr 02 '16

There's a different one for Stannis that isn't wearing shades.

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u/Tacotuesdayftw Apr 01 '16

I take it as the winners who get laid all the time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

I mean Robert literally started a war because he got friendzoned by a girl

But sure.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Martell is jew? I thought they were kebab, and the jews were the White Walkers.

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u/yaddar Apr 01 '16

the cube is because their sigil was actually rounded xD

and they have Rhoynar blood and were immigrants from essos xD

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u/pyram1de Apr 01 '16

If a charavter deserves to be a cube it is Varys.

I mean, he has no balls.

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u/yaddar Apr 01 '16

Varystriangle? xD

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

immigrants

shhh, you're gonna trigger the yuros

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u/illstealurcandy Apr 01 '16

The Andals and the First Men were immigrants too! Westeros is an immigrant kingdom! #CoFLivesMatter

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u/illstealurcandy Apr 01 '16

95% of greendreams are committed by CotF, who only make up 2% of the Westerosi population!

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u/Copernicium112 Apr 01 '16

I love this! This rule change has opened the door to so many great comic ideas.

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u/yaddar Apr 01 '16

and there are a LOT of noble houses and intrigue and feuds and adversaries and treason!

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u/Eonir Apr 01 '16

Either the Braavosi or the Lannisters should be jews.

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u/pyram1de Apr 01 '16

Braavos as Jews makes a lot of sense. A tiny nation started up from the ground out of people escaping certain death controlling the world's most powerful bank, the most feared, renowned, mystic and shadiest guild of spy assasins sounds a lot like Israel's stereotypes.

Hell, Syrio Forel could be an excellent Krav Maga instructor.

"What do we say to the god of death? NO GROIN NO KRAV MAGA!"

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u/Eonir Apr 01 '16

It also helps that a shady guy, Littlefinger, is from a house that stems from Braavos. A shady guy with a Braavosi background, ruined the finances of the kingdom, got super rich in the process, caused a huge war to get into power, has a weird accent... Sounds like a crack tinfoil theory to me, not unlike some of the antisemitic conspiracies we have in our world.

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u/yaddar Apr 01 '16

yeah makes a lot of sense indeed.

Dornishmen could be bricks then.

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u/yaddar Apr 01 '16

Lannisters are too proud.

Braavosi, actually could be.

Martell could be a brick then.

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u/TheRighteousTyrant Apr 01 '16

Lannister mines are also now dry. How can Jew when no gold?

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u/thesunisup Apr 01 '16

Yessssssssssssssssssssssss! <3__<3

But wait, what's the black rectangle?

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u/yaddar Apr 01 '16

the night's watch

he is a rectangle to be able to see over the wall :3

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u/thesunisup Apr 01 '16

Oh of course, haha! Unfortunately he doesn't get to anschluss anyone. :(

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u/ninj3 Apr 01 '16

Who is the green one with the gun?

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u/yaddar Apr 01 '16

House Baelish.

(Littlefinger)

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u/KeytarVillain Apr 01 '16

Actually it's Petyr Baelish's personal sigil; the sigil of House Baelish is the Titan of Braavos

-smartass commenter #27

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u/ninj3 Apr 01 '16

Ooo that makes sense! Sneaky little bastard!

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u/ZestyMountain Apr 01 '16

You have just set a precedent for any Game of Thrones comics. I am going to go ahead and make one like this, following what you have established for each house.

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u/MisterArathos Apr 01 '16

Martells are both of First Men and Rhoynar descent. Probably Andal as well, can't recall.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '16

All of Westeros are so mixed up that everyone has bits of First Men, Andal and Rhoynar in them. Now it's more of a cultural thing than ethnicity.

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u/DEP61 Apr 01 '16

I know nothing about Game of Thrones, so I'm going to choose to believe that that's how things work in the books and the show.

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u/yaddar Apr 01 '16

yeap, actually it's quite close to Canon.

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u/GrassWaterDirtHorse Apr 01 '16

People die by automatic firearms all the time in Westeros.

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u/yaddar Apr 01 '16

"lead poisoning" is a common disease.

unless they're valyrian bullets.

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u/HMPo Apr 01 '16

What? No Cleganeball pun?

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u/yaddar Apr 01 '16 edited Apr 01 '16

I thought of adding House Clegane, but they are not actual players on the Game. (although they do influence it)

If I added the Cleganes, I'd have to add a LOT more, (like Mormont or Manderly or Dondarrion or Hightower or Tarly...)

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u/HMPo Apr 01 '16

(Or Seaworth or Botley or Rosby or Massey or Florent or...I see your point)

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u/TheRighteousTyrant Apr 01 '16

(Or Seaworth

Just a straight-up onion. Not onionball, just an onion.

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u/Copernicium112 Apr 01 '16

CLEGANEBALL GET HYPE

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u/yaddar Apr 01 '16

something like THIS but with the Cleganeball xD

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u/flashLotus Apr 01 '16

Sooo. You're the king today. Don't tell me you have a stash of these. :p

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u/yaddar Apr 01 '16

no haha I'm trying to do them quickly.

that's why I didn't add helmets or swords for this one

with more time, I'd love to.

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u/flashLotus Apr 01 '16

C-can you do it?

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u/yaddar Apr 01 '16

"not today"

xD

I'll try to make a wallpaper later with full props and all :)

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u/Chrisixx Apr 01 '16

Damn Littlefingerball.

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u/yaddar Apr 01 '16

the first Littlefinger-related ball on the internet.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

If I know the internet, and I've seen some things from that internet, it is hardly the first.

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u/TheRighteousTyrant Apr 01 '16

At first I thought that was Robin or Lysa Arryn proposing something totally retarded, because, well . . .

But now I see it's Littlefinger being devious as usual.

Also, this needs to be a thing.

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u/yaddar Apr 01 '16 edited Apr 01 '16

agreed.

besides the endless political drama and many many houses and factions, there is also a LOT of potential for funny flag jokes.

and even book vs show jokes.

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u/White_Null Apr 02 '16

Look at retarded Arrynball in that last panel! They're there.

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u/TheRighteousTyrant Apr 02 '16

You're right, he's got the Belgium eyes.

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u/bestur Apr 01 '16 edited Apr 01 '16

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u/yaddar Apr 01 '16 edited Apr 01 '16

Dorne is a cube because their sigil is rounded to begin with xD

and Rhoynar blood.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

This is beautiful.

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u/yaddar Apr 01 '16

thanks!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Have you posted this to r/GameOfThrones? Is that allowed?

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u/yaddar Apr 01 '16 edited Apr 01 '16

we cannot x-post to subs with more than 30K users (not unless we want risk getting banned from here)

it's a rule to prevent a sudden influx of immigrants not familiar with the PB culture.

r/thronescomics has only 3K users tho :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

That's sucks, I'd like to see some discussion on it :/

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u/deathstroke911 Apr 02 '16

influx of immigrants

let's build a wall!

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u/andresic Apr 01 '16

For 7 hell´s this is the best clay joke ever!!

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u/yaddar Apr 01 '16

thanks!

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u/White_Null Apr 01 '16 edited Apr 02 '16

Damn stoopid Starks should never listen to Littlefinger!

That said, Valar Morghullis for all the houses that play throne roulette

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u/yaddar Apr 01 '16

VALAR MORGHULIS INDEED!!

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u/Nojaja Apr 01 '16

We need more of this, this is just too good.

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u/ElmariachiMX Apr 01 '16

Después de cuatro meses sin entrar a polandball, me encuentro con esto

I think me is sick

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u/KaliningradGeneral Apr 01 '16

Holy Macarony you sub your comics as fast as Roadrunner being chased by Coyote, great work!

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u/yaddar Apr 01 '16

haha thanks! :D

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u/Kallamez Apr 01 '16

Who's the MC ball? The green one with the bird?

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u/yaddar Apr 02 '16

Petyr Baelish

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '16

Whose the cube?

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u/yaddar Apr 02 '16

House Martell

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '16

Can you do a Holocaust joke with it?

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u/yaddar Apr 02 '16

slavery joke maybe.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '16

Okay

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

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u/yaddar Apr 01 '16 edited Apr 01 '16

well, the whole saga is about Jon Snow

"A song of ice and fire" = A son of ice and fire. (R+L=J)

they will win, but they won't know it.

... unless, of course, everyone loses.

(I mention theories because I started to use reddit because of r/asoiaf)

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u/JohnTheEstablished Apr 01 '16

DUDE SPOILERS!

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u/yaddar Apr 01 '16

it's a theory I have, so doesn't count as Spoiler [I thnk]

sorry!!

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u/ravensshade Apr 01 '16

Is that the same jon snow who supposedly knows nothing?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

The story is an epic (and paced like one). GRRM knows you gotta put your heroes through the worst things possible for them to climb out of it. I would argue Dany is a closer protagonist than Jon, if only because an epic tale requires a journey (though both of them have been putzing in one spot for a while now); Hell, Arya and Brann have gone on a more epic quest than Jon.

But yeah, the Stark family is far from done and if you were to reduce the whole arc into a three act form the Red Wedding was the end of act one. The pieces are set up for the third, but I'd personally be let down if Jon left the wall to ride dragons and be king. He's sacrificed family, love and himself for that damn cause, assuming a birthright after he inevitably gets resurrected (though how cool would it be if he didn't?) would just be bad writing.

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u/FiddlerofFate Apr 02 '16

GRRM says a bittersweet ending so we know not whether the starks will win necessarily

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u/yaddar Apr 01 '16 edited Apr 01 '16

he's ok, but he also tengos to get a LOT of things wrong at the very base of his theories... if you go past that, they make quite a lot of sense (like the lemon tree and Daenerys)

For example, Brandon never slept with Ashara Dayne, it was NED and they got a kid together.

(that was my 1st post on reddit BTW, and hot me my 1st gold)

As well as the Fact Tyrion IS the iligitimate son of Aerys Targaryen, (the third head of the dragon, the third of targaryen blood alive) and Preston says it's not.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '16

u/yaddar how do you make so many good quality ones oO its impressive at this point

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u/yaddar Apr 02 '16

1.- lack of sleep

2.- I fell on my head when I was a baby

3.- studied industrial design

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '16

Haha xD lack of sleep i can imagine, fell on your head ? Well couldnt have been so bad if you can supply us with quality clayposts :D

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u/yaddar Apr 02 '16

hahaha yeah I suppose my autism was for the best :P