r/AmericanHorrorStory • u/ME24601 The Supreme • Jan 07 '16
Episode Discussion: Season 5, Episode 11 - Battle Royale
Welcome back to American Horror Story!
On tonight's episode, Ramona draws vitality from an unlikely source, Sally uses her past to plan for her future, and people remember Scarlett exists while she finds out the truth about her family.
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u/boofire Jan 07 '16
I swear to god, Scarlett is the smartest person on this show.
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u/Omegamaru Jan 07 '16
Yeah, Sally's too batshit crazy for me. That sewing together mess was way too much.
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u/wolfofthenightt Jan 08 '16
After many
happydisturbing years on reddit I consider myself pretty desensitized, but that scene went a bit far.
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u/Tiny-Ghost-Grace Jan 07 '16
"Now that we have Holden, we can be a family again Salamander!"
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u/filipelm Jan 14 '16
I'm confused by that part. Does she know her mom and brother are vampires? And that her dad is a serial killer?
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u/FloofyBear Jan 07 '16
Mrs. Evers's ongoing love affair with modern cleaning devices is my favorite love story.
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u/boofire Jan 07 '16
I was not sure if Sally was getting the bullets out or just poking her wounds for shits and giggles.
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u/Tiny-Ghost-Grace Jan 07 '16
I'm constantly hoping no one walks in when I'm watching this show. 😨
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u/Marty_McFrat Jan 07 '16
Anybody else wanna hear the Mrs. Evers virginity story?
Yeah.... I knew I was alone.
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u/6ft_Bunny_Rabbit Jan 07 '16
I could dig it. Mrs. Evers is awesome.
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It was just so messy! and then, oh yes, I got to clean up afterwards. It was like a second orgasm.
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u/Wubbledaddy Jan 08 '16
Wait, when was that even brought up?
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u/pineapple_mango Jan 08 '16
She was asked when her first was by Mr. March during the dinner scene. I don't remember what he meant by first but she took it as a sex joke and said my first time with a man?
*edit to add his name lol
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u/ilovetorunforfun Jan 07 '16
There are more stains in Heaven and Earth, than are dreamt up in your philosophy.
Ominous words.
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u/Black_Delphinium Jan 07 '16
Please don't snort your son.
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u/Malory_Chambers Jan 07 '16
There was an episode of strange addictions that made me think that she was going to eat her son the entire time.
The woman lost her husband shortly after they got married and she just started eating his remains to feel better. shudders
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u/KimKimMRW Jan 09 '16
I have read multiple comments on an askreddit thread or something where people described eating their loved ones ashes. It apparently more common than you'd think! Weird.
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u/twitchedawake Jan 07 '16
Dammit Jon, She just got through being healed from bullets.
This is why you cant keep children.
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u/kayoro Jan 07 '16
wtf is going on with this episode
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u/keamyable Jan 07 '16
that sentence can describe how I feel during every episode of this show really
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u/boofire Jan 07 '16
Yeah, just die in this street, you'll be okay.
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u/Black_Delphinium Jan 07 '16
The Addie Special.
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u/KatleesiMotherOfCats Jan 07 '16
He just wanted to be a pretty boy
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u/naimaarshad Jan 07 '16
Pretty as dumb as he was and he was VERY pretty with cheekbones/jawline for days.
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u/saucymac Jan 07 '16
didn't sally die outside as well? how is she stuck there but not what's his face?
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u/keamyable Jan 07 '16
Mr. March was NOT a fan of Coven.
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u/Rockerblocker Jan 07 '16
Haven't watched that season yet, not looking forward to it, but I'm doing it for the love of the show
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u/devont Jan 07 '16
It's just a very different season in tone from the first two, and really, all of them so far. I also think it's a very polarizing season, I feel like you either end up loving it or hating it. I personally loved it.
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u/keamyable Jan 07 '16
I think we were just all spoiled by the first two seasons being so great, plus it's such a huge change in tone after Asylum. Kathy Bates and Angela Bassett were awesome though.
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u/rkellyturbo Jan 07 '16
You might love it. Don't let your preconceived notions stop you from enjoying it.
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u/Rockerblocker Jan 07 '16
True. Hell, it took me three tries and pressure from a friend to actually watch the entirety of the first episode of Murder House. Now I've been addicted to the three seasons I've watched so far.
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u/Lydiajufar Jan 07 '16
Coven was def my second favorite season after asylum (HOTTEST EVAN EVERRRRR)
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u/iwishiwasaunicorn Jan 07 '16
"you may be a witch, but i'm a ghost!"
thank you, AHS, for making the hierarchy of the spirit/magical/virus world so clear for us
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u/saintrorem Jan 07 '16
lol. Ghosts > Witches > Vamps? Where do the Aliens fit in? Nazis are up there too...
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u/hatramroany Jan 07 '16
So like...the wrath of the Coven should be coming down on the Hotel. Right?
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u/jdt1986 Jan 07 '16
I know it's unlikely, but I would love for Cordelia and the other most powerful members of the coven to arrive (looking for Queenie) and end up exorcising the hotel in vengeance for her death...
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u/BatBro52 Jan 07 '16
Hey has anyone ever told you you look like an immortal french slave owning sadist?
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u/hadapurpura Jan 07 '16
Miss Evers needs a shot of self-esteem and join Liz and Iris.
Edit: She got it.
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u/Black_Delphinium Jan 07 '16
Still pulling for the three of them to move to be beach and become the new Golden Girls.
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u/hadapurpura Jan 07 '16
A tad hard for Miss Evers, what with being trapped in the hotel and all.
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u/gh0stgall3ry Jan 07 '16
The coffee can that had Donovan's ashes in it said Campfire Gold- wasn't that the coffee Elsa Mars did a commercial for last season? Or am I imagining things lol
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u/Tiny-Ghost-Grace Jan 07 '16 edited Jan 21 '16
You know that you're savage when Mrs. Evers is freaked out by what you did.
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u/twitchedawake Jan 07 '16 edited Jan 07 '16
"Alright guys, it turns out that 2016's premier is going to air the same day as the People's choice awards, we really need something really controversial to get some high ratings. Any ideas?"
"Have we done our threesome yet this season?"
"Yea, a few times."
"Well, i mean, we can have them shooting up during the threesome..."
"Ooh, thats close, but thats a bit cliché, dont you think? Make sure it goes in the dick."
"Well, we still need time to stitch the plotlines toget-"
"Stitch them together? The threesome?"
"No, i mea-"
"Good Enough."
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"Oh and a hall full of half consumed-kids, don't forget that. That'll work."
"Should the dead kids be in the dick heroine orgy?"
"Are you kidding?! We have standards...
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...and practises to bribe first. Save it for next season."
Edit2:
"Oh yea, and kill Gaga too. That should get some angry comments from her little monsters."
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u/ME24601 Jan 07 '16
So vampires become ghosts after all.