r/SubredditDrama • u/KyosBallerina Those dumb asses still haven’t caught Carmen San Diego • Nov 09 '15

A picture of a teacher stalking the facebook profile of a student is posted on /r/justneckbeardthings. Doesn't everyone do this? It's totally normal right guys...guys?

/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/2yqrzd/mstudent/cpchivz?context=1
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u/riemann1413 Nov 09 '15

It's a universal fact that girls reach their prime age of attractiveness in their early 20's, being 30 doesn't suddenly change that.

attractiveness is a universal fact, wow.

and even if you do think that it's not weird for a grown, middle aged man to be attracted to teen/college aged women, is this really where you want to go to bat for it? in the comments of a picture of a teacher creeping some photos in class?

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u/KillerPotato_BMW Nov 09 '15

It's a universal fact. Amoebas are sexiest in their early 20s. Rygellians are sexiest in their early 20s*.

*Measured in Earth Sols.

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u/IfWishezWereFishez Nov 09 '15

I'm not going to pretend it's universal, but they definitely got less attractive as I got older because now they look like kids. Hell, I'm 32 and live in an apartment complex with a lot of college kids and I'm not even remotely attracted to them. They also seem to look younger as I get older. I lived near a school for like a year before I realized what I thought was a junior high/middle school was actually a high school.

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u/jackiedove Nov 09 '15

That's so creepy. I hope the girl isn't his student. Yikes

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '15

I'll never get tired of "C'MON GUYS DOESN'T EVERYONE ~insert creepy thing here~? AMIRITE FELLAS? ...r...right fellas?"

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u/bitterred Nov 09 '15

I want to see a better quality picture of that kitten at the bottom.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '15

So much healthy male sexuality in that thread.

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u/IAmAN00bie Nov 09 '15

I've seen that photo posted so many times; I'm pretty sure it's fake.

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u/OldOrder Nov 09 '15

Did that guy really say that he was in college and didn't find college aged girls attractive? That seems fairly strange.

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u/TheCrimsonKing95 Nov 09 '15

Guys, before we pass judgement on the teacher in the OP, lets get some context. Funnily enough I know this teacher as he is the head of my old school's guitar club. I graduated before any of this happened, but I got bits of the story from my little brother. Apparently there was a theft of equipment, I'm unsure as to whether whether it belonged to the school or another student, and he was at the time trying to see what information he could gather. The girl in the picture was one that may have been responsible.

It sucks to see the entire internet shit all over my favorite HS teacher.