r/harrypotter • u/boogieidm Old Blood • Aug 06 '15

Media (pic/gif/video/etc.) English subtitles on a Chinese Harry Potter DVD.

http://imgur.com/a/mLD97
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u/Larielia Aug 09 '15

Poor hopeless melons.

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u/clomjompsonjim Aug 08 '15

I have watched the gif of these so many times and every time I end up drooling and crying and being unable to breathe. So good. "She's just stoned" "Fodi killed my parents" classic.

4

u/angeltrigger Aug 07 '15

My mouth hurts from laughing and smiling so much. This is amazing

4

u/wumbo105 Aug 07 '15

I died when Hermione was upset and said "he called me a melon." And the very next slide was Harry saying "But mely!". What a sassy bastard

3

u/EpicCakes Aug 07 '15

It's laweilaya not laweilayar

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u/Snagprophet Aug 07 '15

It's kind of like using Shakespearean language.

3

u/Snagprophet Aug 07 '15

I hope to god the chinese subtitles for the film aren't like this, or I'd be wondering how anyone in China can stand our films.

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u/HermionesBook Aug 06 '15 edited Aug 06 '15

Oh my god I'm fucking crying. "fody killed my parents" lmfaoooo

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u/Ossalot Aug 06 '15

Oh my god, I'm dying. This is the funniest thing I've seen all night and I've been watching Monty Python skits for the past hour.

I love all of it.

6

u/HarlodsGazebo Aug 06 '15

Professor Mike was my favorite Hogwarts teacher from the books that actually totally existed.

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u/Ossalot Aug 06 '15

Professor Mike wanted to stop the melons from getting stoned.

14

u/crayingmantis Aug 06 '15

"He called me Melon"

"But Mely"

7

u/Chickensoupislife Aug 06 '15

Hogawalz is the Greatet

6

u/WhiteRenard Aug 06 '15

"I worn you that it is HARD"

"You and that pair of pigeons..." Pigeons! Honestly how the heck did they get pigeons or melons outta the dialogue! lmao

18

u/gathayah Aug 06 '15

"Ron got a yelling email." For some reason that's the one that made me laugh the hardest.

13

u/alliecat13254 Aug 06 '15

Shit at Hogawalz is #starting

14

u/HaikuMadeMeDoIt Aug 06 '15

"I stay at the man-made products misuse institute" LOLZ

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u/Rekhyt Aug 06 '15

No Harry, I didn't think you ever separate the departments.

3

u/Uncle_Bob_ Aug 08 '15

Harry is a consolidater!

41

u/MrDoradus Aug 06 '15

"I am Fodi." Well, that's not a very terrifying name for a dark wizard. :)

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u/spottedcat7 Aug 06 '15

Fodi killed my parents

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u/sfshia Aug 06 '15

"It's Wenjadanlaweilaya, not levioSA"

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '15

Stoned melons everywhere