r/polandball • Battle Born • Aug 05 '15

redditormade Preußen die Explorer - Pt. 2

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '15

We have to point out random objects in Pt. 3 with the mouse pointer!

BTW, who is senior tucan, or the big red bird?

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u/Bigcheecho Aug 05 '15

Honestly, don't really remember the "friendly" characters from the show too much. They'll probably be other German states.

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u/OldBreed Aug 05 '15

Time to extend the cast. You still got plenty of states to choose from.

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u/Remitonov Aug 05 '15

Rhineland, Rhineland

Rhineland, Rhineland

Ich the Rhineland loaded up with coal and industry too Anything that du might need ich got inside for du

Rhineland, Rhineland

Rhineland, Rhineland

Ja!

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '15

DickRhinoland

Ja!

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u/SuperCaliginous Aug 05 '15

Ah, the gun sodomizing of belgium.

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u/Danielogt Aug 05 '15

You should be glad he didnt choosed the potatoe.

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u/_scootastic Aug 05 '15

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '15

The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.

Fucking glorious.

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u/TheHelghastTrooper Aug 13 '15

I remember hearing a similar story about a priest who was (at the time) washing all of his clothes (as if that's a good idea... ((or was he doing springtime-cleaning, I'm not sure...)) Anyway, he said that he'd slipped and there just so happened to be a potato on the floor!!! XD

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u/Annah67 Aug 05 '15

I guess that's something Latvia would have enjoyed

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u/SuperCaliginous Aug 05 '15

free potato in digestive tract? WHERE DO I SIGN

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u/LatvijaStronk Aug 05 '15

I choose potato every time.

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u/kajkajete Aug 05 '15

I am absolutely in love with this series.

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u/Danielogt Aug 05 '15

Im in love with this series. "UK you cant the bombing! UK you cant the bombing!

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '15

This is officially my new favourite serial on this sub.

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u/Dlimzw Aug 05 '15

What about Sheriff Surinaaaaaame?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '15

It is indeed funny as hell and started out really well, but as the series went on, it kinda turned away from the concept of polandball. At their core, pb comics are supposed to be about countries, and the later episodes unfortunately have little to do with them. Look at the latest episode, for example. Do you see anything which relates to national stereotypes/geopolitics/relations between nations? Anything related to Suriname, Guyana, or all the other side characters? Even country name puns or flag jokes?

Don't understand me wrong, FVBLT is a comedic genius, and he could make big money with that talent; what I want to say is that Sheriff Suriname has long stopped being a polandball comic rather than a mere funny story which just happens to use countryballs as characters.

imho.

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u/Dlimzw Aug 05 '15

u/artykoma confirmed Polandball Art critic

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u/sdfghs Aug 05 '15

Yeah, didn't you read his article in Polandball today about the socio-economical situation in the latest u/DickRhino comic

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u/SockFinn Aug 05 '15

I love how Rheinland appears from inside Prussia itself singing its 'theme song'.

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u/LaTartifle Aug 05 '15

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '15

WTF I just watched?

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u/tc1991 Aug 05 '15

I think, think its live action Dora the Explorer, which is fucking scary enough in its cartoon form...

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u/rindindin Aug 05 '15

Belgium's taking it like a champ.

Also, is this some kind of musical?

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u/mkdz Aug 05 '15

It's based off a show called Dora the Explorer

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u/rindindin Aug 05 '15

Ah, I don't watch children shows so danke for that.

edit: furthermore, the title should've given it away. Still, good series.

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u/tungstencompton Aug 05 '15

I need more of this. Keep it up.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '15

Best series. 100/100

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u/TK-XD-M8 Aug 05 '15

Love how Bavaria is just staring at a random butterfly and humming to itself.

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u/Prince-Cola Aug 05 '15

Stupid question: Who is the little blue/white guy?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '15

I believe that is the Bavarian flag

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u/Prince-Cola Aug 05 '15

OK, thank you. Do you know why Bavaria is shown as seperate from Preussen? Was it independent in WW1?

EDIT. Preussen not Prussen xp

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '15

Bavaria was a German state and had been since the empires founding so that's not it however according to Wikipedia Bavaria maintained its own ministry of war and worked in conjunction with the Prussian great military staff https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Army_(German_Empire)

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u/Remitonov Aug 05 '15 edited Aug 05 '15

No, not really... It was a state in Germany under the Prussian-led empire in WWI, but it still had its king and local parliament, IIRC.

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u/sdfghs Aug 05 '15

Bavaria was never part of Saupreißn

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u/Hibear Aug 05 '15

Belguim likes it..

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u/gzintu Aug 05 '15

He's blushing (°_°)

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u/Toughsnow Aug 05 '15

This is awesome.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '15

This and the last one were probably some of the best comics I have seen on here in a while. This is so awesome.

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u/HockeyGoalie1 Aug 06 '15

I love these. Please make more

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u/_scootastic Aug 05 '15

That's no food ration!

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '15

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u/Bigcheecho Aug 05 '15

Die Wacht am Rhien

The flag is actually of the Prussian Rhine Province.

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u/maikcollos Aug 06 '15

Rheinland-Pfalz and Northrhine-Westphalia are states made up by the Allies.

Just like Baden Württemberg, Sachsen Anhalt, Mecklenburg Vorpommern and Lower Saxony being a special case.

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u/ShadowRenegado Aug 05 '15

For some reason I expected Rhineland to appear with a rhino horn and rush towards Belgium.

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u/Medibee Aug 05 '15

In the future, please use the correct shade of black on Purssia.