r/SubredditDrama • u/PlatinumJoy • Apr 06 '15
"You know what? I'll pay your fucking plane ticket so you can come out to Cambridge and I can beat the shit out of you here and post the video". Two brave alphas prepared their bodies to fight because of delayed shipment. The whole thread are full of shit-stained nuggets of gold.
/r/fakeid/comments/31g2jx/hey_king_forge_when_can_we_expect_partial_refunds/cq18hzc?context=cq18fjl92
Apr 06 '15 edited Apr 06 '15
Good god, link the whole drama for the bots
https://archive.today/1X3sB Darknet drama is the best
Say one more thing about my fucking social life and I will track you down, break your kneecaps with a fucking ballpoint hammer, burn your fingers off with a blowtorch, take your teeth out with a pliers, and then shoot you in the back of the head and leave you in the bottom of a short ditch behind a brothel you useless piece of shit. Don't think I'm joking either, you wouldn't be the first one ;)
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Apr 06 '15
Ball peen hammer. Ballpoint is a pen.
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u/TheLamestUsername Apr 06 '15
from that user's history:
dude I hear that cambodia and vietnam are places that no American should visit, even if he's flying a fighter jet
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u/ennruifer Apr 06 '15
the winky face at the end actually made me giggle out loud. what a character.
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u/sukmypenor Apr 06 '15
bloody hell does he think having a social life is some rare commodity that very few people possess
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u/ComedicSans Apr 06 '15
Oh thank god, I went back for another look after that. I thought that was the shortest drama ever, but the additional context is delicious.
I love how the guy freaking out is the one upvoted, and the one goading him is downvoted. The locals clearly vote for the angry violent crazy person, woo.
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u/shakypears Apr 06 '15
Well that's silly. Silly billy doesn't know that you just incapacitate them, stick them in your trunk, go camping, dress the carcass, sever the joints, boil the flesh off, shatter the bones, then burn shit to nothing and distribute the remains (now resembling meat gone bad) across several dumpsters and state parks as part of your camping tour!
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u/McFluffTheCrimeCat Apr 06 '15
So let me get this straight, the guys pissed he didn't get his fake and illegal ID in the estimated time span?
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u/PlatinumJoy Apr 06 '15 edited Apr 06 '15
Yeah, apparently he ordered ID from this particular vendor and then the vendor didn't deliver it on the promised time and can't wait for another week. And then, he cried in that thread about the vendor, other users call him out, OP become defensive and the popcorn came out Some redditors can do something ridiculous for silly reasons.
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u/McFluffTheCrimeCat Apr 06 '15
Lol. He should just be happy someone is willing to take the risk to sell him one in general. The whole come to my house and I'll fight you things just makes it hilarious.
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u/JamesPolk1844 Apr 06 '15
I think that little exchange was the other way around (someone threatening to find and beat on OP). OP's demand is laughable, but the responses he gets are just as off the wall.
Angsty teenagers arguing about ethics in fact ID darknet markets. good stuff.
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u/redisforever Apr 06 '15
It's weird when I dislike pretty much everyone in a thread and it's not a racism subreddit.
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u/The_YoungWolf Apr 06 '15 edited Apr 06 '15
That entire thread is like a love letter to stereotypical frat boys. "Keystone and Franzia." ROFL.
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u/amaranthfae Apr 06 '15
Can I just say how tired I am of people using autism as an insult? Because I'm pretty fucking tired of it.
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u/Torger083 Apr 06 '15
It's the new faggot.
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u/Der-Pinguin Apr 06 '15
Im pretty sure both insults have been being used for around the same time.
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Apr 06 '15
Definitely. It's just shitty. It does make it easy to see which people on here are stuck in high school, or are literally in high school.
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Apr 06 '15
OK does anyone else remember the thread on SRD where Guy #1 made some "Fight me IRL!" comment and Guy #2 egged him on and kept claiming he beat him up & Guy #1 was furious because Guy #2 didn't actually show but was just provoking him on Reddit?
My favorite SRD thread ever but I cannot for the life of me find it. I won't buy you gold if you find it but I will tip my trilby to you.
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Apr 06 '15
Fuck off you piece of shit. You have no standing or right to challenge my intellect on here. Go complain about how you're illegal goods arrived slightly behind schedule somewhere else.
He has 300 confirmed kills and made his professor cry.
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u/TheLamestUsername Apr 06 '15
I come to SRD to find comments like this