r/polandball • Thirteen Colonies • Mar 22 '15

redditormade Best Week Ever: Epilogue

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u/N1dh0gg_ Mar 22 '15

British Columbia confirmed weeaboo

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u/CMuenzen Mar 22 '15

As if it wasn't an asian colony.

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u/ingenvector Mar 22 '15

It's mainly Chinese though, and even the Koreans make their presence better known than the Japanese. That said, wandering around China town with an old unrepentant Japanese guy in Vancouver was one of the most fun experiences of my life, I was in the presence of a stereotype incarnate, it was very Polandballesque: "Hmm... Chinese service... bad." (final and authoritative conclusion!) Unless things have suddenly changed, BC is a Chinese colony, not a weeaboo refuge.

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u/10ebbor10 Mar 22 '15

Silly American trying to infiltrate glorious European circlejerk. Let it be known that you have been discovered.

A letter has been send to your location. The paper it is written on shall be sharp and vicious.

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u/wargamer620 Mar 22 '15 edited Mar 22 '15

but the usage of paper-cuts in combat was banned by the five power treaty

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u/RPM123 Mar 22 '15

Oh lord. We feel almost as threatened as Russia when it was chastised by the UN.

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u/CupBeEmpty Mar 22 '15

Strongly worded letters... the primary weapons of the Europeans!

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u/kuriosly Mar 22 '15

Someone forgot to use the bugspray on the comments.

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u/10ebbor10 Mar 22 '15

The useage of bugspray in these comments is not authorized due to infraction on DIRECTIVE 98/8/EC OF THE EUROPEAN PARLIAMENT AND OF THE COUNCIL.

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u/FnordFinder Mar 22 '15

Good thing we aren't Euros.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '15

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u/ToTheRescues Mar 22 '15

We only play that card when it helps our cause.

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u/WildVelociraptor Mar 22 '15

Yoghurt cannot into european

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u/remove_krokodil Mar 22 '15

Something something Zyklon-B joke.

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u/DarkNinja3141 Mar 22 '15

I can feel the itching

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '15

There is some serious passive aggression going on in the comments here...

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u/CupBeEmpty Mar 22 '15

Passive aggression!? I would never.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '15

If we don't respond to the Euro circlejerk, we lose, if we do respond, we also lose. But what do I care? I just wanna watch Nascar and drink Bud Light.

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u/CupBeEmpty Mar 22 '15 edited Mar 22 '15

You aren't already?

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u/AuraofMana Mar 22 '15

Canada's girlfriend is Quebec right?

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u/rainbowrooooad Mar 22 '15

They broke up remember. Well she's trying to break up with him.

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u/HumboldtBlue Mar 22 '15 edited Mar 22 '15

I stood at attention and saluted while reading that, well done, OP, well done.

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u/columbus8myhw Mar 22 '15

Took me way too long to realize that this wasn't actually jPaolo.

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u/ToTheRescues Mar 22 '15

This comic is more soothing to my hurt buttocks than the cream.

Also, Canada is #1 bro. All other bros don't compare.

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u/Ambiwlans Mar 22 '15

I'm not allowed to love you back by Canadian law but thanks.

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u/Kennelly57 Mar 22 '15

Heh the Europoors are so upset by the glorious American hegemony over everything in the world. #1 in everything, Europoors cannot compete in anything.

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