r/KimmySchmidt • u/Dorkside Daddy's Boy • Mar 06 '15

Episode Discussion: S01E05 - Kimmy Kisses a Boy!

Kimmy's bunker-mate Cyndee visits New York with her new boyfriend, Brandon, whom Titus promptly outs. Charles makes his move with Kimmy.

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u/OfficerMurphy Mar 06 '15

They're killing me with these Indiana jokes.

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u/Dorkside Mar 07 '15

Seems kind of insulting to middle Americans to use the tired TV cliche of painting them as bible thumping simpleton types, but I say that as a Canadian so what do I know?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '15

"Gay hasn't reached Indiana yet! But there have been rumors in Ohio..."

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u/Wring72 Mar 07 '15

It's like Durnsville is a continuation of Pawnee

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u/Stanislao Mar 08 '15

"This year I get to pick the chapter that gets taken out of the science textbook"

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u/GeneralSwordfish Mar 06 '15

"Troll the respawn, Jeremy." This show is really great.

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u/SawRub Mar 08 '15

"First time on bath salts, dear?"

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u/PeterParker77 Mar 06 '15

"Age doesn't matter, you can die at anytime!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '15

"Straight guys can be vegetarians! Hitler was a vegetarian!"

Hahaha definitely gonna use this one

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u/pythonspam Mar 06 '15

P.S. 0

"Scholae Nullo Motto" - No School Motto

With a guest spot by Catherine Curtain from OITNB

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u/_aimee_ Mar 07 '15

Good Morning, Black!!

Whuuuu??

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u/MrCyn Mar 09 '15

For me, this is the episode where I feel the series finds it voice. I was enjoying the show, but from this point on it turned into love.

"Durnsville, the city that never sleeps"

"Is that siren still going off?

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u/collapse300 Mar 07 '15

What's up with Kimmy's left eye in that episode?

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u/jelatinman Mar 08 '15

Man, I was rooting for her and the tutor :(. In five episodes Kimmy has become the cute optimistic girl that we've needed to fill the Knope-shaped hole in my life.

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u/jareets Mar 08 '15

The gag with Titus and the corn...

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u/cutapacka Mar 19 '15

"I found these butterscotch in my pocket, they just appeared! It's a sign!"

I haven't laughed that hard at a joke in awhile. Combine that and the Huxtable sweater I was in stitches XD

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u/TheIsotope Mar 12 '15

When Brandon says "My Wife" in the Borat voice. Holy fuck I think I died laughing.

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u/pfohl Mar 08 '15

Titus' straight guy voice is hilarious.

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u/thePhoenix6 Mar 12 '15

I want me some Brandon cause holy shit.

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u/anntike Mar 19 '15

That opening scene is AMAZING. "Does the world really need another bank?"

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '15

The flashback with the imaginary ball had me keeling over from laughter.

"I didn't give it to them. Hee hee hee..."

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u/pythonspam Mar 06 '15

But how did Kimmy know what an Escritoire is?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '15

Titus?