r/polandball • u/SuperPolentaman Cough • Jan 04 '15
redditormade Czech flag engineering - Episode II , Attack
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u/wildeofoscar Jan 04 '15
Broken two rules
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Poland can not into space, no matter how hard he tries it
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No gender gay right side up Polan
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u/jPaolo Jan 04 '15
Poland can not into space, no matter how hard he tries it
That's nowhere in the rules. It's just a trope.
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u/Omaestre Jan 04 '15
Poland can not into space, no matter how hard he tries it
Well he did pop out of existence
No gender gay right side up Polan
Technically there is no up or down in space, jewish physics
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u/lykanauto Jan 04 '15
No gender gay right side up Polan
Wrong side up.
Clearly red bottom and grey up is wrong, gender and upside down.
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Jan 04 '15
THAT SILLY PROTECTORATE OF BOHMEN UND MAHREN.
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u/SuperPolentaman Jan 04 '15
There we go, ama_deo is back to bake more of that sweet butthurt. You really do this on every comic, don't you?
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u/lillahjerte Jan 04 '15
Sweet germans, you don't have to explain your jokes... I think we will get it...
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u/SuperPolentaman Jan 04 '15
Why did chicken cross the roads? To get to other side.
You see, this is based on the irony that chickens usually don't cross roads. Also the fact that it would probably not survive. Then we have the idea that a chicken can grasp the concept of "road" and make a decision based on that. To conclude, i must say that this question is a joke in itself, because with such a lack of context, the person asked has no way of answering properly. We know nothing about the chicken, so I wonder more, how this question even came to be, than what the actual answer is. Quite amusing, isn't it?
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u/IsRikeTimeNow Jan 04 '15
Where does Chechia get the oxygen to burn the hydrogen?
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u/SuperPolentaman Jan 04 '15
from its lungs... duh
with that beer drinking tradition, he can hold his breath for a really long time.
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u/Tha_Zett Jan 04 '15
Free clay is... Free? Now where are polen, nordschleswig, elsass-lothringen and those belgian parts of the former reich?
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u/SuperPolentaman Jan 04 '15 edited Jan 04 '15
Decided to turn this into the series because this sub needs way more Czech comics.
For those who cannot the reference, here it is.
Context: 1930s Realpolitik
Edit: Since this is more confusing than I expected, here's what's happening: The Czech rocket is running out of fuel, which leads to it becoming Polish. And since being Polish in space is impossible, Jewish Physics state that the Polish matter must decompose into pure energy, which means that the whole thing disappears.