r/SubredditDrama • u/[deleted] • Oct 09 '14
The women of r/TrollXChromosomes are skeptical that condoms may be unhealthy and uncomfortable for some men. Users from r/bigdickproblems interject to set these ladies strait.
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u/gamas Oct 10 '14
Obligatory reminder that condoms are not only 97-99% effective at preventing babies, but are 99.9% effective at preventing sexually transmitted infections. Obviously, the fact that the US bans certain sizes of condoms sucks, but the solution isn't to have unprotected sex...
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u/IAmTheRedWizards Oct 10 '14
Why is no one freaking out that Lyndon Johnson rose from the dead and paid TrollX a visit?
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u/Spawnzer Oct 10 '14
It's true that the US has very strange laws concerning the import of condoms
Hell even here in Canada I can't import half of the fun stuff they have in Europe
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Oct 10 '14
So the person without a penis is saying
Shut the fuck up about things you don't understand
To the person with a penis, who wears condoms that aren't big enough.
She goes on to prove herself the one who doesn't understand things by saying
there is obviously a condom for you out there.
To which he responds
Did you know it's against federal law for me to obtain a condom my size?
So yet another case of someone having a good point (about guys being douches about condoms) but manages to destroy their argument by screaming and being dumb.
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u/FlapjackFreddie Oct 10 '14
It's like the reverse of mansplaining. Of course this woman knows everything about condoms, she's seen a few dicks afterall. It's not like someone who actually has one might know a bit more about his.
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Oct 10 '14
Did you know it's against federal law for me to obtain a condom my size?
:/
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u/jfa1985 Oct 10 '14
It's true there is all sorts of stuff that can't be imported because it has not been formally inspected by what ever group is responsible for it. Is he telling the truth yes, would he be charged with anything far more likely he would be fined for the kinder eggs in the same package.
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Oct 10 '14
couldn't he try inserted or "female" condoms? they're supposed to be like a trashbag liner and I know they are totally legal if slightly harder to find.
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Oct 10 '14
That thread is full of dickless people who are apparently experts on dicks. I love TrollX but they infuriate me sometimes.
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u/FixinThePlanet Oct 10 '14
To stand up for my sub with passion and fury, the people being narrow minded are ones who started out with "guys on twox told me"...
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u/TheLadyEve Oct 10 '14 edited Oct 10 '14
Be the Rosa Parks of condoms. Just DO SOMETHING other than whine at me about it.
Holy shit, that's cold. You can't really do anything about it if you literally can't find a condom that fits. What is he supposed to do, write his condom congressman? That said, a condom will fit over your arm without cutting off your circulation, so I'm wondering how he can't find one that stretches around his penis.
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u/Temnothorax Oct 10 '14
Penises get squished more easily than arms and are more sensitive. Just because something fits and doesn't cut off blood supply doesn't mean it's comfortable.
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u/Michelanvalo Oct 10 '14
actually...
Yeah, it's exactly what she suggests.
Also you should read the parent comment since that user actually explains why stretching condoms is an awful idea.
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u/TheLadyEve Oct 10 '14 edited Oct 10 '14
Wow, I was joking, but there it is:
Go to your congressperson or MP or whatever, complain to them. I do not legislate condoms.
Translation: "I don't care about shit that doesn't directly affect me." That pisses me off more than anything.
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u/vi_sucks Oct 10 '14
Man. Dudes all talking about their giant dicks and I'm over here with my tiny dick getting salty.
I mean I know that shit probably hurts, but fuck em anyway, the lucky bastards.
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u/MrZakalwe Oct 10 '14
I know somebody who had surgery to reduce the size of his penis because it was leaving him unable to have a normal sex life. After finding that out I gained a bit more sympathy.
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u/thesilvertongue Oct 10 '14 edited Oct 10 '14
Wait, why does the government ban big condoms?
Is that a real thing or is he talking out of his ass?
Why in the sam hell would the government do that?
I'm no diehard libertarian, but there are some stupid regulations out there that piss me off.