r/SubredditDrama • • Feb 03 '14

Disagreement in /r/xkcd after Randall fires shots through the friendzone

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '14

I really hope they know that Randall the "virgin neckbeard" is married...

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u/mark10579 Feb 03 '14

Irrelevant. He disagrees with me, therefor he is a virgin neckbeard. QED.

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u/TheDorkMan Feb 04 '14

He could theoretically very well still be a virgin and wear a neckbeard.

There is no law forbidding it after marriage.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '14

Yes I'll let this fedora wearing virgin Randall tell me how to pull tail LOL. The only reflection I need is in the back of the heads of the HB8s I fuck from knowing what women really want

I call Poe. Right?

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u/FlapjackFreddie Feb 03 '14

I love the fact that the fedora represents the enemy of every group. MRA - feminist men wear fedoras. Feminists - MRAs and redpillers wear fedoras. Redpillers - only betas wear fedoras. Most fedora wearers are probably just socially awkward with no real affiliation either way.

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u/tak08810 Feb 03 '14

The thing is I've found that in real life your average person has absolutely no problems with fedoras, at least in my experience. It seems be something that people who spend a lot of time on the Internet hate ironically. I mean I never had a problem with them until I started spending a lot of time on reddit.

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u/Alchemistmerlin Feb 03 '14

reflection I need is in the back of the heads of the HB8s

The women in question are bald?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '14

Apparently, at some point on the HB Scale, a woman's head becomes mirror-like.

TIL.

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u/Golden_Kumquat Feb 03 '14

He does know that Munroe is married, right?

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u/aceytahphuu Feb 03 '14

Pffft, marriage is for virgin betas, real men don't let a silly thing like "love" stop them from banging HB11's every day.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '14

back of the head of HB8s

Is this guy fucking pencils?

I don't understand.

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u/david-me Feb 03 '14

HotBabe scale.

HB8 is saying she's an 8 out of 10

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u/whitesock Feb 03 '14

Is he too cool to write that? Do we really need an acronym for "hot babe, 8-out-of-ten"? And while we're here, do we really need to judge women on a 1-10 scale?

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u/david-me Feb 03 '14

More advertising for r/xkcdcomic

There's no point to going to r/xkcd anymore. It was commandeered by some conspiracy/TRP/Holocaust denier asshole. Forget about it and move on. Making any more posts about that subreddit in meta-subreddits is just giving it more attention.

"The best revenge is to live well." So, the best revenge against an internet moderator is to ignore him and build a great community.

u/ky1e

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u/ky1e Feb 03 '14

Thank you for dragging my comment to the new thread, though I wish there weren't any threads at all about u/soccer and u/flytape's pitiful subreddit. Anyone who would sit around waiting for subreddits to become up for grabs and then sneak in links to TRP bullshit is not worth discussing.

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u/awrf Feb 03 '14

Of course, r/TheRedPill has to fire their own shots.

His humor is great, but his white knighting knows no bounds. He should stick to subjects that his aspie ass can grok. [+12]

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White-knighting is utterly pathetic. No man who goes to bat for "women" or apologizes "for men" could ever have my respect again. It is utterly misguided, Stockholm-syndrome level delusion. [+9]

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fuck that bp turd and his stick figures. [+6]

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u/seedypete Feb 03 '14

I like how TRP's standard for what constitutes "white knighting" is basically "anything short of being a rapist."

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '14

Lol they do know that Randall Munroe is in fact happily married? His aspie ass is getting laid, probably more than most TRPers.

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u/BolshevikMuppet Feb 03 '14

The problem is that there's a certain population of men who honestly view "girls say they want a nice guy" as meaning that "nice guy" is the only criterion on which they would possibly be judged.

When anyone says "I want someone [insert characteristic here]" they mean they want that in addition to things like "being physically attractive." When a guy says he wants a nerdy girl (or a girl says she wants a nerdy guy) he's not saying he'll date any nerdy girl who crosses his path, he's saying it's a plus.

Being "nice" is the bare goddamned minimum. If you don't have more in a relationship to offer than that, you're not going to get anyone who themselves has more good qualities than "she's nice."

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u/havesomedownvotes Feb 03 '14 edited Feb 03 '14

Comment graveyard already, but the popcorn keeps popping. Will it leak into SRD?

EDIT: Related question, do bears still shit in the woods?

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