r/polandball • u/[deleted] • Jan 01 '14

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u/generalscruff Jan 01 '14

That's a Pith Helmet you fucking peasant, not a "safari hat".

I am so butthurt.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14

Helmet

That pickelhaube knock-off wouldn't protect you from France's baguette, let alone anything that might actually be a threat.

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u/generalscruff Jan 01 '14

It's for protection from the sun and heat in tropical climes, not warfare.

I wouldn't expect an Ameripeasant to know

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14

Then why use cork, if not to try to protect from falling jungle debris and cannibal feces that has been flung at you?

Exactly! Could've just used the tried and true tri-fold, but you britbongs are just too good for that, eh?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '14

And colonization, don't forget colonization.

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u/columbus8myhw Jan 01 '14

How do you do green text?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14

Magic tutorials are found in the wiki, kee-mo sah-bee

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u/thexfiles81 Jan 01 '14

Like this: 

[implying](#green-text)

turns into:

implying

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14

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u/generalscruff Jan 01 '14

Ah, yes. Fair enough, we can't expect Johnny European to understand

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u/quistodes Jan 01 '14

But... I don't know the difference either...

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u/generalscruff Jan 01 '14

That's because you're from English Mercia.

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u/Eonir Jan 02 '14

Russia

European

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u/kgb_agent_zhivago Jan 01 '14

I MUST KNOW HOW IT END

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14

Don't! Make a comic.

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u/Obraka Jan 01 '14

Hehe, great start for a detective story. Polan on snow safari :)

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u/Leonisius Jan 01 '14

Can't wait for the next part!:))

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u/InfiniteInfidel Jan 01 '14

I actually really enjoyed this comic, cant wait for part 2 (and hopefully a few more).

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u/Trmszczykowski Jan 01 '14

A mystery series would be really awesome.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14

There was a mystery series going on starring Australia, but it seems to be on hiatus. Also, flair up!

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14

That one actualy inspired me to my own detective story.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '14

link pls

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u/Silberkralle Jan 01 '14

And so Safari Polan starts his hunt!

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u/juicessef Jan 01 '14

I demandings to sees more. But I of only Lebanon. Nobodys listening ever to me.

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u/Oshawott3 Jan 01 '14

I listen to Lebanon

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u/Zrk2 Jan 02 '14

The rest of us don't. Yuo must be of 'Tranna, aka kebabland Mk II.

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u/Oshawott3 Jan 02 '14

Uh no, yuo are more 'Trannan than me.

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u/juicessef Jan 02 '14

You deserve a medal (No irony intended).

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u/Snikz18 Jan 01 '14

Lebanon unite! Bs msh hl2 ma eleh jlede.

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u/bandaidsplus Jan 01 '14

Well Scotland needs to escape monocole man first.

Good comic OP. Pls don't kill esti next time.

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u/rindindin Jan 01 '14

cue Sherlock theme

Well, it look if potato was too stronk.

Need more gathering of evidence.

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u/CMuenzen Jan 01 '14

Hair? What is this heresy?

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u/Matt92HUN Jan 01 '14

Maybe it's from clothing, not hairesy?

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u/Farn Jan 01 '14

What is this, r/lorealball

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u/MrZakius Jan 01 '14

Poland saying kurwa gets me everytime

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u/scheide Jan 01 '14

We cannot afford better detective.

Brilliant.

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u/petshaver Jan 02 '14

There are two snowmen with scarves of Polish and Latvian colours in the first panel. I smell something.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14

Great, waiting for part 2!

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u/tinker_tailor_ Jan 02 '14

Latvia died as he wished to live; surrounded by potatoes.

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u/AlexTeddy888 Jan 02 '14

He has not died in vain, as now, the struggle is over.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '14

Lol poor Balti countries and Poland. Always butt of jokes

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u/FUZxxl Jan 02 '14

Doesn't this break the rules? I thought Latvian jokes have Schonfrist?

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u/Ioun Jan 02 '14

Latvia no have potato/is dark also cold/etc. is against the rules.

Here, Latvia has plentiful potato.