r/polandball • u/polandballmod New Prussia • Nov 23 '13

Polandball 40000!

40,000 abonentów usług internetowych. Yay!

Some history

The fantastic artwork in the header was made by /u/Schootingstarr and is part of his wallpaper project. It's based on a Warhammer 40,000 faction called the Space Marines. DickRhino was immediately infected and has spent 30 hours in just 2 days to also make one. He will post it soon. Hussars among themselves for our all good :)

/u/brain4breakfast sent us this one to commemorate this event. It's an homage to mo4's trippy comic from the 30K party. Great wörk, thank you!

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For those who'll have missed the party: screenshot header
40,000 Celebration by /u/quistodes
More heavily armed action heroes by /u/VorsprungOfficial in Team Fortress 2 style
Come you aliens, show me what passes for fury amongst your misbegotten kind! by /u/Schootingstarr
Tabletop Conventions by /u/CineHeathen
HIVE FLEET /ALL by /u/DickRhino
In the grim darkness of the future, there is only (class) war. by /u/Hansafan

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u/DickRhino Nov 23 '13

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD MOD!

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u/Hansafan Nov 23 '13

Out of all cheap puns, that just about takes the jävla tårta.
^I ^approve, ^obviously.

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u/Horg Nov 23 '13

All I know about Nordic languages is from polandball.... but aren't the Dansk the jävlar?

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u/Hansafan Nov 23 '13

"Jävlar" is the plural form of "jävel"(or jævel in Norwegian), it's derived from the same roots as "devil", but is used pretty much like "fuck(ing)" or "bastard" etc. is in English.
Danskjävlar! = Danish bastards!
Jävla Dansk! = Fucking Dane!
Jævla Svensker! = Fucking Swedes!
etc.

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u/Basic_Solution Nov 23 '13

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THREAD!

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u/Fuktig Nov 23 '13

Poo for the porcelain throne!

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u/Horg Nov 23 '13

Not too much! Or poland must make of plumbings again.

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u/Ka1ser Nov 23 '13

Glory to the Mod Emperor!

u/Remitonov Nov 23 '13

Remove ~~kebab~~ Chaos!

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '13

We're not going anywhere!

u/Gustavobc Nov 23 '13

Awesome! Probably the most important thing happening all week!

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u/DividedAttention Nov 23 '13

Polandball stronk!
Can into cyberspace.

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u/Fuktig Nov 23 '13

Can into warpspace, heretic! What is this cyberspace? I think you will have to explain yourself to the Mechanicus.

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u/Wissam24 Nov 24 '13

Assign yourself 5 days fasting as penitence.

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u/quistodes Nov 23 '13

Even I took time out of my currently very hectic workload to make a short celebration!

u/AaronC14 Nov 23 '13

Poland cannot into space but can still into popularity!

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u/jamesno26 Nov 23 '13

Still more relevant than Ohio ^sobs

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '13

Nothing is more relevant than Ohio!
^at ^least, ^on ^every ^fourth ^year

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '13

what is ohio

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '13

Most relevant state of all 'Murica! Pick President every time! GDP 8 times stronker than 'RVCAKA!

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u/tidux Nov 23 '13

New Hampshire pisses on you for Presidential relevance.

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u/SorrowfulSkald Nov 24 '13

As Iowa does on their crop yield?

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u/SorrowfulSkald Nov 24 '13

Forgive, but... What's this Oh-hi-oh you speak of?

u/obtuse_angel Nov 23 '13

Get a move on, hussars! I want to be entertained!

Yay, 40000!

u/Argonseal Nov 23 '13

Polandball Big!

Polandball Stronk!

u/Enture Nov 23 '13

Man... all these efforts put into national holidays and milestones celebrations are just one more thing proving that not only is Polandball of Reddit, but POLANDBALL IS OF BEST SUBREDDIT!

I love you all.

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '13

This is definitely my favorite subscriber celebration thing you've done. Either this, or DickRhino's comic commemorating 2 years.

EDIT: Oh, and change the "For the Emperor!" text to "For the Führer!" ;) ^not really

u/Kaisereich Nov 23 '13

PURGE THE HERETIC! REMOVE KEBAB!

GLORY TO THE ~~SERBIAN~~GOD-EMPEROR

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u/gustavjohansen Nov 23 '13

But Emperor is of Kebab, from Central Anatolia.

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u/Kaisereich Nov 23 '13

In 8th Millenium BC, which is before the Kebab. Emperor is of glorious Ionian Greek Master Race!

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u/gustavjohansen Nov 23 '13

Still, some of us will be having a small heresy later, you should come by!

u/Gil013 Nov 23 '13

IT'S OVER 40,000!!!!

u/EnderBlitz Nov 23 '13

...IS ANSCHLUSSZEIT.

Also, Netherlands now look stoned. eheheahhehehaahehooiaaheoaeoh.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '13

http://i.imgur.com/wGdZjWN.gif

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u/jothamvw Nov 23 '13

Really, we look stoned again?

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u/SorrowfulSkald Nov 24 '13

I'd like to draw your attention to the fact that everybody (sans Singapore with their draconian drug laws, serves them right) looks stoned within the inch of our lives.
How else would you celebrate on such a glorious occasion?
For ~~The tool of Roman Rest-~~ Polandball!

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '13

sans Singapore

You forgot Malaysia.

u/brain4breakfast Nov 23 '13

Glory to Polandball!

http://redd.it/1afaoi#mini----------------

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u/Gustavobc Nov 23 '13

You know, I think this is a great day for making some new minis with all this content

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u/brain4breakfast Nov 23 '13

What do you think would be a good one?
Israeli mods in a plane? I particularly like The Reasonable Camel in that one.
Serbia covered in blod?
Any of the ones with big Warhammer guns?

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u/Gustavobc Nov 23 '13

I don't know, many of them would!
Yes, maybe the Israeli mods, 747, Herr von Javacode from the first one; Serbia covered in blood, confused Brazil or surprised Polan from the second one, UN Switzerland, quite a few possibilities I think!

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u/brain4breakfast Nov 23 '13

Oh hey, I didn't realise Switzerland was the UN!

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u/SorrowfulSkald Nov 24 '13

It's a glorious day for content, Polandball, and the Emperor.
For the Former!

u/edrt_ Nov 23 '13

Wszystkiego najlepszego!!

u/openmindedskeptic Nov 23 '13

New flairs! I love it! I was really confused when it said "for the emperor" under all the comments this morning. Polandball stronk!

u/SchindetNemo Nov 23 '13

Only in death does duty end.

u/Medibee Nov 23 '13

Such round number

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '13

so multiple

u/EnergeticBanana Nov 23 '13

Yay, looking forward to the next 40,000!

u/Golden_Kumquat Nov 23 '13

Just for this one day

This post can into haiku

u/EulerMcEinstein Nov 23 '13

I must confess that I've been reading this sub for over a year but have yet to subscribe.

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u/Schootingstarr Nov 25 '13

do eet!

u/carneasada_fries Nov 23 '13

Round of applause! Keep up the good work!

u/Blackcrusader Nov 23 '13

Two of my favourite things combined?

I'd do anything!

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '13

We must decimate our numbers to motivate the rest!

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u/imliterallydyinghere Nov 26 '13

is zinking was i zinking?

u/trivork Nov 23 '13

Really neat how you guys change the subreddit up every time there is an event like this!

u/Xistinas Nov 23 '13

SIII JAJAJA POLANDBALL STRONK!!!

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '13

POLANDBALL BIG!

u/A_Wild_Bellossom Nov 24 '13

what is warhammer 40k?

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u/Hansafan Nov 24 '13

Warhammer 40.000, basically, a tabletop miniature strategy/war game with a huge ~~nerd~~fanbase.

u/TheObservationClub Nov 24 '13

Why is everyone saying Blood for the Blood God?

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u/Hansafan Nov 24 '13

It's added automatically. "Blood for the Blood God" is(part of) a war-cry of those who follow Khorne, the Chaos God of Slaughter.

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u/TheObservationClub Nov 24 '13

gotcha.

u/OmegaVesko Nov 23 '13

I'm surprised nobody's referenced this yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC7_qPCflnY

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u/Hansafan Nov 23 '13

Even more relevant version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP6otIQwzBI

u/Dreamerlax Nov 23 '13

Poland stronkest!

u/BerryPi Nov 23 '13

GIBE DAKKA

u/jose1990 Nov 23 '13

Rawrr!

u/MrSnippets Nov 23 '13

orks cannot into greater good!

u/Noha307 Nov 23 '13

Created a reddit account just for this occassion! Woo!

u/Spearka Nov 23 '13

SPESS MEHREENZ TODAY THE DOOR IS AT OWR ENEMEE

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '13

ANGRY MARINES!

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '13

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HERESY UNDER ME? I DIDN'T WRITE THIS CHAOS SHIT

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '13

SHUT UP, ME

u/Matt92HUN Nov 23 '13

Seems you may have added "for the emperror" after

each

line

breaks.

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '13

^FOR ^THE ^EMPEROR

u/Lorgramoth Nov 23 '13

HERESY!

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '13

Vorwärts kameraden!

u/wokenfuries Nov 23 '13

Heresy grows from idleness.

u/beaglemaster Nov 23 '13

We are growing at a steady rate of ~10,000 every 3 months!

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '13

All hail Polandball. Is better than beings orks!

u/the-best-azn Nov 23 '13

OH GOD MY BALL IS BADASS!!

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '13

Checked polandball today, I'm so happy.

u/Majorbookworm Nov 24 '13

I fucking love this sub!

u/Fortehlulz33 Nov 24 '13

Blood for the Blood God?

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u/Hansafan Nov 24 '13

In light of the current CSS I think that counts as a rhetorical question.

u/Zrk2 Nov 25 '13

r/polandball can into relevant!

u/TAC0_cat Nov 25 '13

SWEET

u/columbus8myhw Nov 26 '13

I have an idea for a comic, but I never had time to make one. So, here it is:

The U.S. and Russia decide to fight, each trying to outnumber each other. The U.S. calls in its 50 states and the D(is)C. Russia, not to be outdone, calls in its 83 federal subjects. However, after shouting at Russia (Altais: "I like Mongolia better!" Chechnya: "Death or freedom!" etc.), they all leave (except for Moscow and St. Petersberg). Russia looks scared and the U.S. smiles, knowing he's won.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

I was going to make a comic on Halloween, but its too late.
Israel: Trick or treat!
Germany: Your costume is sehr gut! Only one mistake!
Israel: Is of what?
Beady eyed Germany: Harry escaped ze chamber

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u/columbus8myhw Nov 26 '13

As long as we're on the topic:
Mexico (to United States): I thinkings of country that begin with letter U.
United States: Um... lemme think.
Mexico: Seriosly? It should be of obvious!
United States: Nope, can't think of one.
Brazil (walking by): Hey, United States, what up?

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u/imliterallydyinghere Nov 26 '13

then after long battle Texas kills the other states from behind and everyone lifes happily ever after

u/ArbonGenre Nov 26 '13

FOR THE GREATER GOOD! Or, you know...

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '13

bah... too nerdy

but I'll allow it

u/Butt_Billionaire Nov 23 '13

We must go further! Onwards, to 50 000!

u/unfettered2nd Nov 23 '13

for the greater good !

u/Fleshflayer Nov 23 '13

Please of keepings?

u/AstartesTemplar Nov 23 '13

All sinners fear the Emperor's wrath!

u/SorrowfulSkald Nov 24 '13

Empire? Ha.

We all know who can into Empire, of all the stellar systems.

For Terra!

For Solar Rome!

u/Fucking_That_Chicken Nov 24 '13

oh Emprah I'm an Ultrasmurf.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

u/Kar98 Nov 25 '13

Armok called. Said he wanted his blood back

u/Hitno Nov 25 '13

Skulls for the skull throne!

u/flashman7870 Nov 25 '13

REICHS FOR THE REICHTANGLE!

u/benracer999 Nov 25 '13

Speeehs Mahriin

Anyway, never played Warhammer 40,000.

u/Tofinochris Nov 25 '13

Yay Polandball!

But my friend played Chaos and I never, ever need to hear the following sentence ever again:

u/Exchequer_Eduoth Nov 25 '13

The enemies of man cannot stand before us.

u/[deleted] Nov 26 '13

ooo Much history Very poland Wow

u/Seaatle Nov 26 '13

Meanwhile, at r/funny YEAH 4 MILLION!

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u/Schootingstarr Nov 27 '13

in related news, nobody cares :3

u/Tumoxa Nov 28 '13

Remove Xenos ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Polandball 40000!

40,000 abonentów usług internetowych. Yay!

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