r/wheredidthesodago • u/pencer • Aug 07 '13

Soda Spirit I can't even electrocute myself right.

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u/pencer Aug 07 '13

Sauce

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '13

Sold separately, all of this mostly unrelated shit costs SO MANY DOLLARS!

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u/Molecular_Machine Aug 08 '13

Rotates 360 degrees, so you can screw yourself with ease!

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u/mymamalovesme Aug 07 '13

That thing is ridiculous.

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u/turbie Aug 08 '13

Because I can't be bothered to get out of my chair to tighten a loose screw.

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u/JustinJamm Aug 08 '13

OP, you are a true genius. 99% of the humor I derived from this came from your title. (The GIF by itself is great, of course. But the overtones of failed electrocution...just, wow.)

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u/AlexXD19 Aug 08 '13

I love how he hangs his head at the end: "I... I have failed."

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u/Fuck_this_place Aug 08 '13 edited Aug 08 '13

But wait! I can take my Casio watch into the bathtub to electrocute myself! Surely that will work!

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '13

FUCKING LADDERS, HOW DO THEY WORK

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u/Demotape Aug 08 '13

BILLY MAYS HERE. EVER TRIED TO STICK A SCREWDRIVER INTO A LIGHTBULT SOCKET, BUT IT JUST WOULDN'T REACH? WELL, I HAVE THE SOLUTION FOR YOU: THE ONE STEP LADDER. IT CAN BE YOURS FOR ONLY 7 LOW PAYMENTS OF $8.99

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u/td27 Aug 07 '13

Is this an ad for a chair or step ladder of some sort?

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u/Lellux Aug 08 '13

No, we need a more convenient death, as the GIF clearly shows! It's an ad for this.

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u/Mr_A Aug 08 '13

This should be tagged "Classic Soda Spirit" - New content, snappy title, it's just like the good old days.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '13

Watching infomercials kinda makes me want to die anyway, so this is pretty much the perfect informertial. It knows it's target demographic, and offers a valuable product/service which could improve the life-outlook of anyone taking the time at 3am to watch.

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u/narrowtux Aug 08 '13

He looks like the janitor.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '13

r/wheredidthesodago is quickly becoming one of my favorite subs and consistently the hardiest laugh I have ere'day.

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u/qloria Aug 08 '13

I like how there seems to be light coming from the fixture with no light bulb in it.

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u/ukiyoe Aug 08 '13

Probably not even turned on, no point in poking and screwing.

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u/Jay_sid15 Aug 07 '13

Have you tried an outlet?

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u/boss_CzR Aug 08 '13

Am I the only one who noticed the garden hose

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u/alahos Aug 08 '13

Go to hell, breakers!

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '13

110 won't do it for ya bro.