OP deleted it, but the 700 bucks vegetable platter can never be forgotten!

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[u/TOHSNBN]

Link to the original submission for posterity.

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I missed that when posted. So it was posted with... Pride? Proud of their work? Proud of the rip off?

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Pride? Proud of their work? Proud of the rip off?

Yes.

[u/Bigwh]

Why is the food on napkins?

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The longer you look at it, the worse it gets.

My favorite is the rotten cucumber that looks like someone used zuccini by accident.

[u/Hayeseveryone]

I'm the commenter that pointed out the bowl of shredded carrots with a single olive on top, it's one of my most upvoted comments ever.

What a fantastic time we had, tearing into that overpriced monstrosity.

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the bowl of shredded carrots

Gone but not forgotten!

[u/nikki_jayyy]

Why even put any olives in a bowl, they’re everywhere

Lmao the one on top of the shredded carrots

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"Throw it at the wall and see what sticks!"

There are at least 6 completely random olives.

[u/[deleted]]

Where’s the bucket of ranch?

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That is what the fountain is for!

[u/TateAcolyte]

On the one hand, preserving pictures that the OP wants deleted is a bit morally dubious imo. On the other hand, to let this glorious mess be forgotten would be an absolute tragedy.

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On the one hand, preserving pictures that the OP wants deleted is a bit morally dubious imo.

That is absolutely true and valid.

My rationalisation was "This is a crime to charge that much money, there needs to be evidence!"

[u/glassjaw2214]

Masterpiece. It’s just a true work of art. I can’t stop finding new things to laugh about.

[u/[deleted]]

This should be the subs photo

[u/throw667]

I like the misty, dreamy appearance with the soft focus in the photo. Like it was served at Rivendell.

[u/KennethPatchen]

My favourite is the dry and defeated quarter radish at the top. He's thinking about ending it all, leaping from the ledge, but sees what's become of his olive compatriots below and is reluctant to suffer their fate.

[u/SoloxFly]

The vegetable stairway to heaven but instead of heaven it's half a radish

[u/MoneyFunny6710]

My wife and I like to play a game with this one: find the lost olives.

[u/cfgy78mk]

I could get all that for about $35 at the salad bar here in 29 minutes when the deli opens. Three to-go salad bar containers. Maybe four. Maybe closer to $50.

[u/c-lab21]

$700 platter with 2¢ knife skills

[u/NextBestHyperFocus]

I like the limp fennel stems and leaves used as what I assume is a garnish

[u/Life-Gur-2616]

I love the Jenga inspired tower of veggie sticks. The sticks, the tower, it's all beautiful in an oh my god look at that! kinda way

[u/CompactAvocado]

the dumbest part isn't that it exists, its that someone paid for it

[u/Annual_Version_6250]

Omg.  Please tell me someone didn't actually accept that and paid $700????