r/wheredidthesodago • u/dp85 Soda Pressing • May 01 '13

Soda Spirit It hurts when I squirt

3.1k Upvotes

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u/dp85 May 01 '13

Source

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u/livefreeordont May 02 '13

im a little surprised this technique didnt work

http://i.imgur.com/qlLDGLx.gif

could probably be its own post

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u/dp85 May 02 '13

Please post it. We need all the good content we can get at r/wheredidthesodago. I thought that part was gif worthy, also, but didn't have the extra time. Now you just got to find a good title!

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u/livefreeordont May 02 '13

thats always the most challenging part isnt it?

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u/CoolHeadedLogician May 02 '13

tapping on threads helps vibrate them loose. source: R&D oilfield drilling tools engineer

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u/garbage_and_fries May 02 '13

Funny, but yeah, if you have arthritis, this kind of chore actually does hurt like a motherfucker.

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u/SarcasticOptimist May 02 '13

Heck, enough sprays and carpal tunnel comes in. If only there were sprays that used a mechanism like a bike pump.

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u/Nowhere_Man_Forever May 02 '13 edited May 02 '13

As someone who has psoriatic arthritis (which is now largely controlled by medication, but wasn't always), I could have see something like this actually being useful if it works and if you have arthritis.

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u/Gogmagog May 02 '13

Marketing really is a form of art.

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u/Nowhere_Man_Forever May 02 '13

A large portion of infomercial viewers are old and have arthritis, which seems to be the the target demographic for this product. While I don't think the product would be as good as they make it out to be, I can say that from the design I can see it being very handy for people with arthritis.

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u/evilbrent May 02 '13

I'm sorry, are you suggesting that arthritis and carpal tunnel syndrome are not real things.

I know plenty of people who would lack the hand strength to use a squeeze bottle over every window in their house.

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u/Nowhere_Man_Forever May 02 '13 edited May 02 '13

I don't understand what he was trying to say either.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

That commercial makes me dread getting old more than anything I have ever seen.

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u/dispenserhere May 02 '13

What's that accent? New Jersey?

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u/RightAlways May 01 '13

I don't see no teeth!

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u/dp85 May 01 '13

So you see teeth?

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u/Bobxdd May 02 '13

Gushin' Granny.

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u/a7aa May 01 '13

The way she looks at her wrest before the pain, wow professional acting!

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u/dinner-dawg May 02 '13

We did twenty takes, and that was the best one.

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u/JamesAQuintero May 02 '13

The casting directors were going for the look.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

No, that's carpal tunnel.

The poor woman :(

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u/googie_g15 May 02 '13

I'm not sure what I was expecting from that title. Fantastic choice.

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u/bathroomstalin May 03 '13

Dirty Harriet, starring Cytheria and Clit Eatswood

"It hurts when I squirt!"

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u/EliasOliver May 02 '13

That means two things

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u/dp85 May 02 '13

Three, actually. Squirt can be a bathroom or a bedroom kinda thing!

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u/Mr_Smartypants May 02 '13

Also a grapefruit flavored soda.

Also a tide-pool animal.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

Squirt is a citrus soda that has a grapefruit variety. Get your facts straight.

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u/Genericpename May 02 '13

Wow that went in a completely different direction than the title suggested

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u/livefreeordont May 02 '13

i thought that was the joke

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u/JamesAQuintero May 02 '13

Do you really think a commercial would have what the title suggests?

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u/MisterDonkey May 02 '13

Once being a professional cleaner, I can attest the pain of squirt bottles.

It sucks, especially with those cheap bastards.

I demanded a pump-charged pesticide sprayer. Life was good after that.

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u/ChrisPenney May 02 '13 edited May 02 '13

I can't argue this enough. As a common user of spray bottles, this seems stupid. But as someone who has to use them professional, for long periods of time, it begins to become a problem. And seeing as I am a well fit person and she is an old lady (the video), I can see it hurting in her case.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

Your mother said the same thing, Trebek.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13

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u/dp85 May 01 '13

That's pretty funny, I'm surprised they don't have more subscribers.

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u/prototato May 02 '13

I'm sure that has something to do with what comes to mind when you say geriatric porn.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13

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u/dp85 May 01 '13

I cross-posted it. I went along with the [g] theme but I didn't know the significance. Some posts have [f]?

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u/Antrikshy May 02 '13

Speaking of small subs, r/futureworldproblems is my personal favorite.

It may be mine.

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u/livemau5 May 02 '13

You must have the sense of humor of a 14-year-old if that's one of your favorites. It was funny for about five minutes before I got bored.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

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u/dp85 May 02 '13

Protip: Don't spam a moderator's post with your asinine comments. Deleted.

And, for good measure, u/AnArrowPoopiePee is now banned from this subreddit.

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u/DJwalrus May 02 '13

I was brave. Did not disappoint.

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u/ghostbackwards May 02 '13

not gonna click...

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u/ADiarrheaDump2DaKnee May 02 '13

I used to post to r/geriatricporn. But then I.... took a diarrhea dump to the knee !!!!

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u/renegadecoaster May 02 '13

Well...looks like stopping u/AnArrowPoopiePee will be harder than we thought

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

I'm surprised there isn't a post about this and arthritis.

Oh well, all the best.

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u/Sleep45 May 02 '13

after watching the majority of that ad I don't see in any way how it would releave pain from spraying a water bottle.

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u/bcarthur27 May 02 '13

Dat title

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u/operador_ May 02 '13

this granny touches herself too much, I think

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u/david-me May 02 '13

That Title !

:)

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u/jonditz May 02 '13 edited May 02 '13

this is probably obamas fault

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u/TheGameGenie May 02 '13

thanks obama

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u/saxamaphon3 May 02 '13

I bet she's hurtin' for a squirtin'

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u/sorepheet May 02 '13

I got excited and thought this was r/AskWomen for second, I almost grabbed the popcorn.

Right in the disappointments...

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u/SarahPalinisaMuslim May 02 '13

It's true; those damn things sometimes need a vice grip to squeeze.

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u/Evesore May 02 '13

GIF.................3.5/10
GIF + title.......10/10

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u/gugulo May 02 '13

That's the magic on this sub ;3

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u/thefurnace May 02 '13

risky click...

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u/ImgurRouletteBot May 02 '13

Risky click? Try this randomly generated imgur link. (possibly NSFW)

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u/Nowhere_Man_Forever May 02 '13

risky click

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u/ImgurRouletteBot May 02 '13

Again? Try this randomly generated imgur link. (possibly NSFW)

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u/Anoos92 May 02 '13

Risky pick.

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u/Lacagada May 02 '13

That sprayer has some serious recoil.

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u/Poerflip23 May 02 '13

This was a risky click!

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u/Fred42096 May 02 '13

Title wut moment

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u/Wonderwombat May 02 '13

Thought this was r/sex

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u/artradio May 02 '13

This should have an NNSFW tag on it.

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u/ExsqueezMe May 02 '13

That's what she said.

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u/n0tquitecreative May 02 '13

Not exactly sure what I was expecting when I decided to click on this...

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u/scootation May 02 '13

I thought this was going somewhere else...

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u/FreshCitrus May 02 '13

10/10 would cum again.

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u/nicksatdown May 02 '13

No nsfw link and I am left to wonder.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

I'm not sure what I expected.

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u/hurderpderp May 02 '13

Classy. Very classy.

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u/squirtinbetty69 May 02 '13

Story of my life...

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u/Pickle_Cheese May 02 '13

Well what do you expect with the double finger squeeze. You only need one.. psh..

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u/glennncoco May 02 '13

Not what I expected.

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u/TransPM May 02 '13

Do submission titles count on r/nocontext?

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u/pillage May 02 '13

Truly a Fark worthy title.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

That's What She Said.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

I've done that, and it did hurt :(

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u/vladtaltos May 02 '13

Used to hurt when I squirted too but I went to the doctor and he gave me some pills and the pain went away, I ain't sleeping with that bitch ever again (knew I should have paid the four bucks for the other one instead).

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u/Ginjuo May 02 '13

Dangerous click.

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u/jakielim May 02 '13

Pfff, I bet she's peeing instead of squirting.

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u/iamsofired May 02 '13

oh god thats ridiculous

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u/RichardBachman May 02 '13

I go to the doctor, I says, doc, every time I do this it hurts. Doctor says "stop doing that, idiot".

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u/HentMas May 02 '13

A guy goes to the doctor and says, hey doc! when i touch here (forehead) it hurts, also if i touch here (knee) it hurts, and also if i touch here (chest), it hurts, what the hell is wrong with me!?

let me see... yep, your finger is broken

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u/SatansChronic May 02 '13

boom. phrasing.

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u/_QueeferSutherland_ May 02 '13

"That's what." - She

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u/gootwo May 02 '13

Carpal fucken tunnel man. Yes it does indeed hurt when you squirt. Have some fucken sympathy.

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u/andres7832 May 02 '13

I had a completely different expectation based on the title...

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u/srd178 May 02 '13

That's what your mom said last night.

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u/raynbec May 02 '13

looks like shes got the vinegar strokes

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u/Brigabyte May 02 '13

clicked on it hoping for some porn

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u/Fucker_Bot May 02 '13

Horrible fucking form granny. You aren't picketing for fuck sake

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u/Chboddis May 02 '13

r/FiftyFifty or r/unexpectedoutcome

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u/[deleted] May 02 '13

Actually neither of those.