r/wheredidthesodago • u/God_Of_Djinns Soda Seeker • Feb 08 '13

Soda Spirit I guess, but how did you get in my car?

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u/God_Of_Djinns Feb 08 '13 edited Feb 08 '13

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Wow, the actual dropstop people are here! And they kindly offered me a free Drop Stop! Here are some other potential benefits of Drop Stop that didn't make the official advertisement:

  1. One could easily make a tongue-twister which used the words "drop" and "stop" if one wanted to

  2. There is virtually no chance that a Drop Stop will cause a global thermonuclear war

  3. There is a small, but larger, chance that a Drop Stop will prevent a global thermonuclear war

  4. It will resolve any and all paradoxes that it creates

  5. Not only will it stop you from dropping things under your seat, it will also make in harder for things (spiders, zombie spiders, spider zombies, etc.) to crawl up from under your seat

  6. It probably tastes pretty bad, so you are unlikely to accidentally eat it

  7. It is an inanimate object, so it will almost certainly not eat you

  8. If it does eat you, you will become one with the Drop Stop, which is good because who wouldn't want to be a Drop Stop?

  9. It is at least as likely to be a portkey leading to Hogwart's as any other object in the universe

  10. If you put a Drop Stop in your car, and then months later drop your cellphone onto the Drop Stop, you will briefly think that your cellphone is levitating before remembering that it's just the Drop Stop

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u/Amunium Feb 08 '13 edited Feb 08 '13

I thought the guys in the passenger seat were holding shotguns at first.

"You better buy a drop stop if you know what's best for you!"

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u/BertrandLoganberry Feb 08 '13

FFS, you were sitting holding it right there and you just watched as I dropped my stuff? God damn, why are we friends again?

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u/Kahvikone Feb 08 '13

Somehow I feel like the guy is being an asshole by removing the already installed drop-stop to cause this kind of mayhem.

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u/pooltable Feb 08 '13

"Fuck it, I don't want these fries. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND."

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

Oh come on! He didn't even try with those fries!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '13

I would just like to take this opportunity to admit that I once ate a cold fry that had fallen between the seats of my car and mummified. If I had a stop drop, maybe that little fry would've been spared.

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u/Timemaster883 Feb 08 '13

So he is a shape shifter...

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u/mhender Feb 08 '13

signing in to vouch for the dropstop and their guys (Marc / Jeff). Hilarious thread on a forum questioning their sexuality in promo shots resulted in them marching in and handing out a drop stop for all the attention the thread garnered.

Promo shots & internet bullying aside, it was recommended to me when I kept dropping shit between the seats. Got it, will never un-get it.

My friend totaled his car and the only thing he kept were his dropstops.

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u/mybossthinksimworkng Feb 08 '13

This is the first time I'm actually interested in something I've seen in this subreddit. I'm just afraid if I do buy it, that dude is going to show up in my car asking me how I like my drop shot.

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